Facelifts, Resharing & Doing More Things
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What makes a bouncy blow dry special?
This is it. This is it now. Where are you off to? This is the... I've nowhere to go with the bouncy blow. You know me well, Food. I have nowhere to go.
A bouncy blow and nowhere to go.
A bouncy blow and nowhere to go. Is there anything sadder than a woman sitting in her window, looking at everyone living their lives outside and I have nowhere to go. I'm trying this, do you know Campo? It's like, they're specifically for, you know the way I'm starting, the regain.
Oh, shampoo, shampoo, the hair regrowth thing.
shampoo I'm kind of in cahoots with them not in an official way but they're I'm trialing their it's hair they have a lot of hair thinning products and I'm on a hair journey so they gave me the blow dry isn't it great look at me it is you do it really makes a difference it makes such a difference I know somebody who gets a blow dry every week just for themselves and I think do you know what good on you you should do that you should look in the mirror and say I think I'm deadly I went out with a guy whose mother got a curly blow dry every Thursday and I was like I was like you look fab it stays if you get if you get a like this one I can tell now your man Thomas who did it like he's he's hardcore he's good I could I'd get it I'd get a week out of this especially now that I've kind of abandoned the fitness
I can't remember if we were going back on a fitness journey. I forget the journeys. Now you're on a hair journey and that's all that matters. You can't be on loads of journeys.
It's one or the other. I only have so much adventure in me. And at the moment, the adventure is specifically for hair. So I don't sweat anymore. So basically, I could get a month out of this. I know.
And I'm not showing off. I'm not showing off, Joanne. But I don't really sweat very much. I don't sweat very much.
You're lucky because you are all fitness. Like if you did sweat, you'd just be a mess.
I did have a bit of under boob sweat earlier and I thought those, that collagen's working because I haven't had that before. It's working. Someone even mailed me today and they said, wow, the sunflower seeds are working. But they didn't know I was wearing my big bra, but still.
Maybe we could do like a monthly update on the sunflower seeds. What do you reckon? I thought you'd never ask. That's actually perfect for me. I'd love to do that. Well, at the moment, we're doing a weekly one. So maybe we could... Okay, sorry, I'm excited about my new breasts. Maybe we could wait for some real results, folk. Okay? Same as my hair journey. They're like, you have to calm down. You're not going to get instant results. So maybe in a month's time, you give us a measurement of the new buds and I'll give a measurement of my new follicles. How about that?
Okay, I think that we should do it once a month because you hypocrite, you are a hypocrite. You are living in a glass house and you're throwing stones because you've been talking about your hair journey quite a lot.
I'm limiting the two of us. I'm saving us both from repeating ourselves into an early grave. A monthly update I think is a stunning idea. We could weigh them in a month. Weigh our hair, weigh our tits. The problem is my journey is real. Yours is a conspiracy theory. Do you know what? You are not, that's not nice now. It's great that you believe in sunflower seeds for your tits. It's more believable than God. So I'm glad we've moved on from religion.
John, I think I believe in God as well. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Listen, I'll just stop now. I'll stop.
Let's focus on the seeds for a while. Right. Would you like my new hairpiece? Do you want to ask me where I was? Love it. Foga's wearing a... Is it a carnation? I was going to say carnation.
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