Flashers, Martha Stewart & Just "O"
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Who are the hosts of My Therapist Goes With Me?
Hello and welcome to My Therapist Goes With Me with me, Vogue Williams, and you mightn't recognise her because her hair is brown.
It's Joanne McNally. I'm very serious now. Jo, did you not notice I've gone brunette?
What hairstyle changes are discussed?
In the last 10 minutes that we've been talking, I haven't noticed because you're in the sun. I thought the sun was making it look different.
The sun's making it look more brown. What are you talking about, you liar? Such a beautiful day.
It's such a beautiful day. The sun, the leaves. It's so autumnal, Vogue. I know you love that word. And so I've gone autumnal for the cuffing season. I've gone brunette for the cuffing season because, you know, lads are like, I can't get them off me. So I said, I go brunette just to calm things down. And then I'll hit the blonde. It's been a hard slog for you with the blonde. I mean, batten them off. Those slag strips, they really, they really, they paid for themselves. Actually, the reality is a girl messaged me and she was like, Joanne, I didn't realise slag strips wasn't the official term. She went into her hairdresser and asked for slag strips. They're like, what?
In Dublin, I think that is a term in Dublin.
It was Katie and Larry King that gave me the term and then I don't even know where she got it. But my hair was, I don't know how blondes do it, my hair was full blown falling out. I was developing a teeny tiny bald patch at the front of my head, which for someone who has so much hair and has always had so much hair, I was like, I'm not having that. Between the tonguing and the bleaching and the slagging and all. So they have to go. So I'm brunette. And you know what, actually? You're thrilled? I'm thrilled. Yeah. No regrets. I really like it. And I feel like my hair feels healthier and looks healthier and it's not all stringy and... Oh, I always have a couple of spikes hanging out of my head.
But I did go brunette and it doesn't look as nice on me. But when you went brunette, I was like, oh, God. Now I have to go brunette. I'll wait a couple of weeks and then I'll do it.
I think it might be okay if we look a little dissimilar for a while. I mean, there was a kind of a morphing happening there. We're like when an owner starts looking like their dog.
Even Amber. Amber sent me a picture of you one day and she goes... Who's the dog? I'm the dog. Amber texted me the other day and she sent me a picture of you and she goes, you two just look the same. I was like, I don't know what's happening here, but yes, it is happening.
Thank God for me. Shit one for you. I'm going up, you're coming down. I don't know why I'm... stop tearing into yourself because then it makes me uncomfortable with a compliment and I can't say anything I just sound like I love myself because I'm sitting here saying nothing I know it's not fair I'm sorry and I'm actually I sound very negative about myself I'm actually in a very good place you've never I'll be honest with you never looks better
Well, Jo, same to you. You look fantastic. But you do need a bit of Bare by Vogue serum. Not going to lie.
Well, I am, of course, doing my usual thing, refusing to buy it. So just sitting here rotting away in the apartment because I'm like, I'm not fucking paying for it.
I'm going to send you someone's number and you just contact her whenever you need to be sorted out.
Yes. Send me the Bare by Vogue emergency phone number, please. It's next day delivery. I want it straight through to, well, you really. I would like you manning the phone. But if I can't have you, I would like it straight through to the factory in Cork. Some big phone ringing under a bell jar. That's what I'm... Someone's gone translucent in Clapham Common. I assume they come over and draw it on themselves, do they? If I'm the top guy.
Yeah, but you know the way like there's fire engines, obviously for fires. We have fire engines for tan. So when people are spotted looking pasty and white, our engines go off and they go around and they spray people. So a tanning engine.
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