Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Noel Gallagher's going out with a 28-year-old now and his daughter's 26.
Then, of course, I started spiralling. I was like, oh my God, all I have to show for myself is clothes. And then I had to have a therapy session. And then, yes, I was in the garden doing some inner child work. It's been a real journey.
Is this just not like Katie Price has been ghosted, like it's happened to all of us and she just, this might be her first ghosting and she's like, oh my God, he's been kidnapped. But it's like, no, this is called ghosting.
Ah, nothing like a bit of girl on girl to send you off to the afterlife, huh? Oh God. Hello, welcome to My Therapist Ghosted Me with myself, Joanne McNally and herself, Vogue Williams. We can't move on with our lives.
We can't move on with the podcast or our lives until we do a teeny tiny update on the biggest news story to hit since Wagga the Christie, which is the missing husband of Katie Price, Leigh Andrews.
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Chapter 2: What are Joanne's feelings about moving into her new house?
Well, well, well. Leigh Andrews, since we last spoke. Vogue, are you following this story? I'm kind of, it's so wild. I'm actually struggling to follow it. I cannot not. Yeah, it's everywhere.
And I think that he is, I'd say that he is absolutely thrilled with the amount of press coverage he's getting because you could work for TV and you could work in TV for 20 years in the UK and not as many people would know you as many people know Lee Andrews now because he has supposedly been kidnapped.
Well, as an ex-publicist, I will say there is a saying, as we know, well, there's a couple. One of them is, it's P-R, not E-R, which is always helpful to remember. That's R for our UK listeners. Also, all press is good press. I will say even myself, who's a press, I love a bit of press. I don't agree.
Chapter 3: How does Joanne reflect on her clothing collection after the move?
I don't think that saying works here. I think this man's reputation, legacy, and life will be borderline destroyed whenever he decides to come out of hiding. If he isn't hiding. And also, grand for him because he's caused a lot of damage. A lot of damage. There's a lot of broken women in his past. A lot of women he's ripped off. But anyway, so he's gone missing, as we know.
Sorry, can I just cut in there?
Let me just cut in there slightly. Sorry, and not to be a bitch. You always say that when you're about to be a bitch. But like... I don't think he had, I don't think his reputation was like that stellar that what he's doing now is kind of damaging it. You know what I mean? So I think that he was kind of at a level where it doesn't, it's okay. It's okay.
It's not going to change much, I would say, about his life. You're right. I would say this will change his life because ultimately he's been outed. So he was living as a private con man who was still in a position to con women and AKA Katie Price, who married him within a week.
Chapter 4: What updates are there on Katie Price's situation?
So he, so this now, there's no hiding now. This is like, this is, this is nuclear. This is, you are a global toxic man. Allegedly.
I just, I don't even think they married anymore. I'm like...
Her and Olivia Atwood did a funny TikTok the other day about they were like looking for their husbands. So we obviously know she gave up the search after five days. He didn't contact her on her birthday. So she was very upset about that. But he followed another woman. Yes.
He followed another woman who has since come out and been like, she's now made a statement being like, I don't know who this lad is. We never even messaged and I've blocked him. So I'd say what he was doing was he was doing a creep Do you know when you accidentally like something or he accidentally followed someone? He was doing a bit of a creep.
Or Katie, who says she has access to his social media, his Facebook, was also doing a creep. In other news, I was going to say, if you have to have access to your husband's socials after two weeks of knowing him, not great, not great. I'd usually give that a month. Anyway, he didn't contact Katie for her birthday. Katie then released a single...
A single with a collage of photos about him and about how much she missed him on her birthday. Now I will say, usually the birthday trumps everything. Birthdays and Christmases, people come out of the woodwork and they're like, oh, happy birthday. It's an excuse to contact. So he's not even doing that. I mean, it's all very embarrassing and humiliating.
I know, but is this just not like Katie Price has been ghosted? Like it's happened to all of us and she just, this might be her first ghosting and she's like, oh my God, he's been kidnapped. But it's like, no, this is called ghosting. It's not actually being kidnapped.
Dubai have asked her, the police have asked her to come out and do like a national appeal on the TV to find him and stuff. His father has come back to say he's actually in prison. Katie's come out to say that's fake news. The drama rolls on. The drama rolls on.
I would tend to maybe believe the dad.
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Chapter 5: How do Vogue and Joanne discuss the concept of ghosting?
And let's be honest, Dubai needs some, like Dubai are thrilled about this level of press they're getting because it hasn't been great the last year. So this might bring people back into the country.
Sure, yeah. Leandra is the face of Dubai. Sure, yeah. I do think though, I mean, I'm very pro Katie, as you know, but when the single was released, I did think, ha! Ha! Maybe she knows something we don't know.
I don't know. What I will say about Katie Price is, last week I was like, God, what a load of shit. I'm so sick of this. But when she released the CBD oil and then she released the single, I thought, you know what? Fair fucking play to you.
She's a busy bitch. Fair lady. Yeah. Now people are like, let's get this to number one. Like it's, you know, it's like this, this feels okay. And taking the piss with Olivia Atwood, I was like, I think she's, I think she knows what's up. I don't think she thinks he's, I don't think she'll be doing the appeal on national TV in Dubai is what I would say.
Because I mean, that's going to escalate it to a whole new level. Yeah.
I say do the appeal. Do the appeal. Lee, don't come out yet. Stay where you are.
I don't know. I mean, the man must have had a face transplant at this stage. Like, every hun in Dubai would be looking for him. I don't understand how he hasn't been spotted at this point. Like, it's crazy. Tell me, before I launch into my house news, any urgent news from Centre Park? So you're just enjoying mothering and having your kids around?
it's just not normal how much I like honestly I've started I was like do you know this is where I'm coming for Christmas I've decided you know and I just get like I just I can't get enough of the place I can't I want to buy shares I'm not oh god here we go which means I'll end up trying to buy shares because I don't know what I'm doing and I just copy everything you're doing
So we're buying shares in Centre Parcs. I'm putting a tenner into Centre Parcs, Jo. Write that down now. Tenner. Centre Parcs.
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of Katie Price's relationship dynamics?
Centre Perks. Nothing to do with the original Centre Parcs, if anyone's listening for legal reasons. I... You buy the centre and I'll invest in the perks. So I'll put the money into the bar for the kids and any kind of inflatable pool noodles. I'll buy that. But I do want 50% when you sell it.
Is that fair? Okay. Well, do you not? Do they have those styrofoam floaters? Do they have styrofoam floaters? Wait till you see what they just updated the lake with. I can't wait. You know I love a lake.
there is both and on Wednesday between Wednesday to Friday it's Friday they have an inflatable like thing that you go on like gladiators kind of vibe in the middle of the lake listen Wednesday can't come quick enough I know it's tomorrow but I wish it was today did you whip out your skills did they give you a ladder did the internet kick off did you did you cheat did you yes I wore a full scuba suit on that that's how I planned my cheating around there you go um
But I looked into Centre Parcs because I just, like, when I see a business like this, I'm so, like, I'm so nosy about how it runs and, like, how much money they might earn. The profit this place makes is outrageous. Like, you have never, honestly. And they're building more lodges. I'm like, I'm sure you're building more bloody lodges. It's just, but it's such a good product.
I do feel at this stage your love of Central Parks. And by the way, this is not a sponsored read. I mean, how they haven't actually offered to run ads on this pod.
As much as this sounds like an advert.
It's really not. She's just genuinely mad about Central Parks. I think you should somehow be involved with them in a professional way. You love them.
The problem is they're making too much money on their own. They don't need people like me. They don't even want investment anymore. They're like, no, thanks. It's like me trying to invest into Apple from the prices of 20 years ago.
They'd be like, no, we're actually all right. Thank you. Yeah, I understand. Actually, I actually completely understand. You're like, does Meta need to chip in at any point? You're like, no, we're actually fine.
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Chapter 7: How does Vogue feel about her experiences at Centre Parcs?
Joanne rang me from traders and I was like, you need somebody to help you unpack. Like you'll be like, you'll have moved in and there'll be boxes there by the end of next year. I was like, you have to get someone to help you.
Yeah, no, no, no. They came in and my God, they were like, it's just, I was, my mind was blown. What I've realized is now I have an embarrassing amount of clothes. I mean, genuinely like an embarrassing amount. They took them all out because I had vacuum packed them because obviously I copy everything you do. I had them in suitcases from trips I've never unpacked.
I'm surprised I didn't find a body in one of those suitcases.
I'd say you found amazing stuff though, did you?
I found amazing stuff. I have one, two, three. So I have, I've bought a two bedroom house. Really? Okay. There's another like little kind of room that is, I mean, maybe the nursery for Magaluf one day. I don't know, but it's a very, very small room. It's like for a desk, you know.
Yeah.
I was going to have the extra room as a, as a, as a spare room. Obviously that's the whole point. I'm an adult now. I'm 43. I'm, I need to have a spare. I don't want to invite my mum over and put her on the couch, you know. But there's so many rails of clothes now. There's one, two, three, six rails of clothes. Six. You know those rails that you buy off Argos or whatever, wherever you buy them.
Yeah. And you put them up yourself. There are six of them. Jump. One, two, three, four. Yeah, six. When I say it's embarrassing and I was like, oh my God. And then of course I started spiraling. I was like, oh my God, all I have to show for myself is clothes. I've built nothing. I've done nothing. And then I had to have a therapy session.
And then yesterday I was in the garden doing some inner child work. It's been a real journey.
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