Lady Lambeth
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This is a global production. You're a mother.
I'm a mother.
You're a milf.
Oh, thank you.
Are we allowed? We're not talking about it.
What do you want to say about it? Go on, say it. She is trying to make me unrelatable again, Jo. No, I won't have it. No, you're not. Not when she sits on this plot of land.
Hello and welcome home.
Hello and welcome home to you.
How are you feeling?
I feel great. I really do. How do you feel?
I feel shite but I'm really happy to be here.
Well enough about you. I have huge news.
Okay.
It's MAGA.
You're doing another three arena.
No that's not the news.
I know I'm waiting for you to just tell me you're not because I'm waiting to decide which date I'm going with all my friends and I need seven tickets.
You'll get your seven tickets. You know you will. You'll milk me dry. I won't have an ounce of milk left in the tit. I should just put on the third arena for your family and friends and house.
I think that you should. I can fill it for you. What is it? 9,000 people.
What exciting news do Joanne and Vogue share?
I'll fill that. I think you would. Easy. Just with your aunts. And they'd all love it. It'd be your favorite show.
It actually would. I'm like, hey Gina. I'm bringing them up on stage and it'll be great crack. Big news.
Bigger than the three arena?
Bigger than the three.
Okay, go on.
collecting my bins now I have to say I'm not surprised because I did get out of my car and I actually looked in the bins I saw you I watched you rummage I said she's not going to be able to help herself she's going to lift the lid there and I actually pulled it back in to the driveway because I was like I don't want to ruin the big surprise but you found the bin anyway and you rummaged as soon as I got out I was like god the Uber driver was probably looking at me like why is she looking in that person's bin I saw you on the ring doorbell I was watching you do it
I'm so excited. Who's that pregnant woman in the video? It's only because my bins got collected today. I was coming up to gloat.
Imagine you brought your empty wheelie bin.
I don't even have a wheelie bin. Do you not? No, I have like bin bins. Like, you know, like, like Sesame Street. No, it's not metal. It's black, but like Sesame Street, but black plastic. They're not my bins. They're my landlords. Yeah, I know. I don't know why he doesn't have, because it's very small, the area at the front.
Oh, but it's not a size.
I don't have acreage like you ate the front.
I see what you're doing here. Oh, I see what you're doing. We're squeezed in. Do you know what I actually want to talk to you about? Something that happened during the week that I was like, I don't know why I feel so weird about that. It's about money, but before we get to that, yesterday I was like, okay, I've obviously had to go private with the bins, as you know.
Oh, so is this a private collection? No, no, no, this was a public collection.
This was the lads.
Okay, the lads are here.
Free at the point of use.
How much money was on top of the bins?
I know, yeah. How did you make friends? I have a hairline fracture in my arm from the amount of handjobs I had to do this morning to get those fucking bins across the line. I am exhausted. Sorry if I don't have a lot of energy today.
Fair fucking pleasure. Who does handjobs anymore? I do.
Do you? The lads want it. My God. It's what the lads want it. It's what the lads want it. I can't imagine. We're taking these bins. You know what to do. I don't think anyone else. So I got on my knees and I went, no, just recycle properly, you fucking nutjob.
Anyone over the age of 25 that's doing hand jobs, fair play to you. Joe, that's not you included. We know you're doing them.
do you not do you not do you not do you think they are age handjobs are age specific we were very rare thing to do a handjob I'd be in for other stuff before the handjob and Spenny would prefer other stuff and I just feel like they can do it better anyway so yes you're right why take the job from the person you know what I mean who can do it better you shouldn't be taking the job just another white woman stealing employment from someone else let him wake himself up he's better at it it's his thing let him do it you shouldn't you're right
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