Leo, Bodysuits & Running Times
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Hello and welcome to this week's episode of My Therapist Ghosted Me with myself, Joanne McNally, and my work wife, Boag Williams. Hello, Boag. They're nice hoops. Where are they from? You can never have enough hoops. Ever. You can never have enough hoops. I've lost a couple of bits. I need to kind of replace them when I get back.
Why are hoops a must-have accessory?
But yeah, I just feel like the hoops, they just kind of set the mood. They set the scene. They're a vibe.
I'm never without a hoop. You're like a Christmas tree. You need to add as much as you can and it really brightens up the face. I went through a phase of wearing a headscarf as a little bow on my head, like a headband. And I looked... So ridiculous. She lost a hoop. Oh, I thought you lost a hoop. You lost a headband.
I went through a phase of wearing a headband with a bow on it, which I think, I don't know, was it an intentional decision to infantilize myself? But I realized then as I was staring down the barrel of 40, I was like, bows have to go. It's like a grown woman with pigtails. You look like you're having a breakdown. There comes a point where grown women can't have pigtails and you can't be wearing bows. Sorry. Except for... Not Kate Winslet, the other one. Kate, what's her name? I know who you mean. Kate Beckinsale. I like her bows. Her bows suit her now, I have to say. But she kind of wears bows in a techno. She's kind of a techno chick. She wears really solid punk boots, techno boots, and then kind of feminises it at the top of her head with a bow, which I quite like.
A pigtail. I don't mind a bun. I always think of pigtail buns when somebody looks quite nice, but I did see a man with pigtails before. I don't mind if you want to wear pigtails or not, but I just think Above the age of 30, man or woman? No. Like, if you turned up here with pigtails now, I'd have you sectioned.
I'd be like, she's not well. It's not a fair observation. I'd be like, Vogue's not well. She's wearing pigtails. She's a brown woman in pigtails. She's not well.
If you turned up in pigtails, I wouldn't say a word. As soon as you left, I'd ring Sven and I'd be like, Sven, there's something, we're going to have to say something about Joanne.
You'd ring Pat. You'd be like, Joanne, it's a wellness check. She's just turned up. In pigtails, without any sense of irony about it, we're worried about her, we're concerned. She acted completely normal and serious. She stopped taking her meds. Yeah, and she didn't even mention them, which is the most frightening part of the whole thing. Ask me about my week. Come on, I did something. I was a... Fuck, what a... I'm still in South Africa, in case you guys hadn't noticed.
We're waiting for the text to say you're not coming back. Do you know I'm not in studio, have you noticed? I actually was. I thought I spotted you coming in in pigtails, doing a little skip along the corridor. I'm sure that was you.
I'm still in Cape Town and I'm letting you know now I'm extending my trip again. No, you're not. No, you're not. Are you? I am.
I'm thrilled for you. Yeah, I'll be back in March. I don't think February is a good month. It's not. I don't know if she's serious or not. I'm coming back in March.
No, I fucking wish. I'm coming home in two days time. I'm absolutely devastated. I am devastated. I don't know. I can't cope with the reality of it all.
I'll tell you what to do. And it's what I do before every holiday. Doesn't matter how far in advance it is. You need to book another holiday. We're meant to be going away with our friends, our friends that we've known for a long time. In June, I've booked my hotel. I've sent you on the hotel. You need to book that. It's only two nights and then you'll have something to look forward to.
Do you know what? I agree with you. You need something else to look forward to. Sadly, I, because I have basically delayed all sense of reality for touching on six weeks now, when I get home, I literally have to go from Heathrow to a comedy club and start writing a fucking stand-up show. On the way, Debbie Thomas on the way to fix the pigmentation.
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