MTGM EXTRA! "Give them their reality back..."
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What is the European tour announcement?
We've crashed. By the way, sorry, before we start, can I please... We broke. Can I please plug my European tour and my Ireland and UK tour? I've dates. I've dates to sell. No, you can't. I've pork. No. London. I said no. Bournemouth. Berlin. No. I have a second Lisbon. I have a second Amsterdam. No. Vogue, stop. Stop it.
Oh, I'm sick. I'm sick.
I've had to go on.
I'm on an inhaler. I'm very unwell.
I know I'm very Darth Vader, but yeah. The noise. I thought I'd left the windows open. It's like, hold on. I actually have to turn you down.
I'm sorry. I'll sit back for the mic. You're like a Victorian child sick with the consumption. It's really, honestly, it's really bad. At the wedding, I couldn't, on the Saturday, I couldn't open my, and look at the size of my mouth. Obviously, I could still fit food in the size of it. But I actually could only half open it because all my sinuses and all my top jaw and stuff were just, I was in bits. Your top jaw. What was going on with the bottom jaw?
The bottom jaw was just fine. I could get that down to let the food in, you know. wow let the trap door open oh yeah for the treats god you sound now you sound awful I'll be honest yeah thank you very much so what does the inhaler do what does the are you like are you is that like is this kind of are you asthmatic now is what I'm asking
I'm not asthmatic, but I have to say when I do use the inhaler, I make sure people are around. I'm not just using that in private. I want people to know how unwell I am and how I'm really getting through this alone and not really complaining very much. So thanks for asking. I might actually get it for a video, Jo, if you wouldn't mind waiting.
Oh, yeah, yeah. We'll get a little clip of that, mate. I can see you parking the SUV in the disabled spots and all, making a big deal of the inhaler. I do that anyway. Hello. Looking for your parking permit. You're like pumping the inhaler in. You're like, I'm clearly not well.
Before anybody sends in some angry messages, she does not park in the same way.
No, I never do. I'm too much of a rule follower. I don't. And I get annoyed with people when I see them parking in the parent bay when they don't have a child with them. Because I don't even do it when I don't have a kid with me. I don't park in the parent bay. Parent bay now. I mean... If I see you in a parent bay, you're dead.
Very much depends on my mood. If there's no one around, I'm going to... Look, I don't drive either, so I'm not a threat to the parking spots. The license never came back my way. But I remember my dad, before he passed away, was in a wheelchair. So we had like a permit and everything. So we were very much involved in the... disabled parking community. And my mother, if she saw anyone rocking around one of those spots without the paperwork, she was up rattling on the window, taking down red plates. Yeah, yeah.
She was all over it. For how many years after his death were you using the parking pass?
I still use it to this day, Vogue.
That's when I took my licence. My dad also had one when I thought, he's left me that in the will. Thank you, Dad. Thank you, Father. We're joking again. We don't park in deceivable fate.
That's just fun jokes. Fun jokes. Is it fun? Oh, let's move on. Not all disabilities are visible. I remember I did a tweet once about back when I used to kind of tweet, which I've given up on now because it's literally just not worth it.
It's too mean on there. I've got to stay away. It's too mean.
It's also like you can't really take the piss on there. At least with Instagram, you're only really in the feed of people who choose to have you in their feed. Twitter, you're... you're everywhere kind of really. You can kind of spread quite quickly. And I've had a couple of run-ins on Twitter and it's just not worth the hassle.
Drunk Joanne on Twitter doesn't work. Drunk Joanne on Instagram works very well. It's like chef's kiss.
That's more workable, I would say. There's less fallout from that. But yeah, a couple of glasses of wine and when I used to hit the Twitter, there was... Yeah. Well, let's not rehash issues from the past, but it wasn't the smoothest of evenings. There was a couple of big run-ins on there. Real big run-ins, yeah.
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