MTGM EXTRA! "He doesn't want me to visit."
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What is the theme of this bonus episode?
This is a Global Player original podcast.
Hello and welcome to the bonus episode of My Therapist Ghosted Me.
My Therapist Ghosted Me.
M-T-G-M.
Pod. At gmail.com. We really didn't think of the length of the name when we named the podcast. We didn't.
Well, we didn't think anything was going to, but we thought we were going in for a little jolly to have a little chat once or twice and then that was going to be it. We weren't really considering we were going to still be doing this three years down the line.
I know. We should have a party.
We had a party. Remember the party?
That's Christmas. That's totally different.
How do we celebrate milestones in podcasting?
What tea? A little bit at the front, yeah. Poor tea. He's getting his hair cut and he's coming in asking if I want any more off. Yes, mushroom head. Get back in there.
My mother used to keep a lock of my first haircut. And the hair was very blonde and stringy, maybe just didn't age well. Or maybe she was dying it as a child, I don't know. But she used to keep a little box. And then she got tired of it. And I was like, she's like, do you want that? I was like, okay. Then I kept a lock on my own hair because she was bored with it.
Well, do you know what I just threw out? Honestly, three days ago. I don't know whose it was, but it was someone's belly button. Just chucked it out. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. I'm sorry. I did.
Sorry. That took me way too long to connect the fact that it was one of your children's belly buttons. I genuinely was like... What? Who left that there? Probably mine. I'm always leaving things place. It wasn't mine.
I came across your belly button the other day. It's gone very rotten and scabby looking, so I threw it in the bin. Imagine, like, what did I... Did I think that that was going to be a nice sentimental gift to give one of the kids? Like, hang on, kids. Wait, I just... I haven't given you everything. Here's your belly button. Like, scummy. Honestly...
Why not a belly button? We keep their teeth and their hairs and stuff.
I'm not doing any of that bullshit. I'm not keeping anyone's teeth. It's weird. It's weird. My mom kept Alexander's teeth. Only Ray's teeth were kept, obviously, because he's the favorite child. Who? Ray. My mom calls him Ray. Oh, sorry. Ray of sunshine.
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so I mean I've met Alzo he's a nice guy but I mean I don't know if I'd call him I don't know if I'd go so far as to connect him to sunshine but there you go maybe he holds back in my company more maybe he's beaming elsewhere
Alzo, do you know, I think Alzo's moved out and hasn't told us. Really? I've just said, are you coming home today? And he sent me, he's just sent me a pin drop and it's 333 miles away, seven and a half hours drive. He's up in North Berwick in Scotland. He's getting us ready for when he actually does move out, which is pretty soon, I think.
Yeah. Let Ray do what he needs to do. I mean, he's practically in his forties at this stage, is he?
Yeah, no, it was nearly 30, 30 in Jan.
Yeah, like growl, right?
Come on.
It's time to move out of your sister's basement. We all did our stint there. It's time to move on.
I am ready to move out of my own home. I feel like I feel overwhelmed in this house. It's probably because I have been here for a solid week. I've been in this house and now I'm just like, get me out of this house. Like I can't stand being here anymore. The kids are just so loud you can't get away from it ever it's just like you're in this like soup of noise constantly I need a house where I can hide I need a hiding place yeah yeah I can understand that I've been in your home and yeah
What are our goals for 2025?
You need some sort of panic room that you can just retreat into for the afternoon. And it needs to be soundproof because they can smell you. I've seen them find us in bedrooms because they can smell Vogue through the walls. They can smell the milk or whatever. I don't know if that's still a thing, but they find us. They know where you are. And they're not looking for me. Yeah. They're not looking for me. Oh, do you know what would be a nice thing to do for the pod? What? Set out your goals for 2025.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the theme of this bonus episode?
0:02–0:45
2
What strange item did Vogue throw away?
0:45
3
How do we celebrate milestones in podcasting?
0:40–3:50
4
What are our goals for 2025?
3:50–9:38
5
What book recommendations do we have?
9:38–11:40
6
How can we improve our reading habits?
11:40–15:46
7
What literary classics are on our reading list?
15:46–20:39