MTGM EXTRA! "Is she going to be a problem?"
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What disturbing childhood story does Vogue share?
This is a Global Player original podcast. Hello and welcome to the bonus episode of My Therapist Ghosted Me with me, Vogue Williams and... Jo Attiwell. Oh.
Jo Attiwell. I'm only messing, Jo. I'm only messing.
I have a complaint.
Oh, Jesus. Let's go.
Sorry, that's Joanne McNally, everyone, because she didn't say her name. Joanne McNally.
What complaint does Vogue have about her tights?
Oh, yeah. Sorry, in case at this stage they still haven't... Can I show you something?
Yeah. I treated myself right. I'm not flashing you. I treated myself to tights. I would usually get my tights in Marks and Spencer. These tights, £15.99 for a pair of tights. I haven't even left the house and they ripped. Can I bring them back to the shop and be like, dudes, these ripped when I put them on. Like, I want another pair.
Yeah. I honestly think, and I'm not like teasing, I think you would be really good hosting a kind of a light hearted, slightly irreverent consumer program, like consumer watchdog program. What do you think, Joe?
Bogey's bargains.
It's all bargain based. The bargain bin with Vogue. Yeah. Vogue Karen Williams coming to you. Channel 4, Channel 5, UTV, whatever's going.
Yeah, bitching bin with Vogue. Bitching bin. Basic bargain bitching bin. Let's pitch it now.
Let's hang on. Let's fuck the podcast. Let's go now and pitch it. I really think that would suit you. I think you'd really enjoy it. No, I hate having to complain. I really don't like having to complain. You don't have to complain. It's like, and I don't like complaining either. I get very...
it doesn't suit me really because obviously I don't like confrontation but it's more so looking for bargains and then you're not complaining to like some woman in a shop you're like going to some big brand saying your tights are shit what are you going to do about it well I am I'll tell you okay watch this space for the pod not just because I'm pissed off I'm going to bring these tights back and I am going to get I'm going to say you have to swap these tights or else I will actually do go berserk
Berserk, she can go berserk. By the way, Joe Lyce has had a baby. Congratulations to Joe. He's had a little baby boy.
I know, I know.
I know. I'd like to add I knew ahead of time. I knew about two weeks before the baby arrived, which makes me feel very close to Joe.
Fair play to him. He pulled a Kylie Jenner. I didn't even know he was pregnant.
He might have actually told me while she was on the way to the hospital to give birth.
I don't know.
It doesn't matter. We're close. Thick as he is. I knew before the public knew.
I think if I ever get pregnant again, I'm not saying anything about it. I'm just going to get pregnant and then I'll just be like, no, I don't know what you're talking about.
How do you hide it though? Like Megan Fox is pregnant. Like how do you just disappear from public? How on earth would you, of all people, like we are, we have no boundaries. We're always online. What are you talking about? We're always showing ourselves.
I'm extremely private. I don't want anyone knowing anything about me.
We are incredibly discreet. I love it. that's what everyone says those gals there's no one more discreet you won't get a word out of those two not a single syllable no one discreeter than those two no no absolutely not discretion personified yeah there'd be no way that's why I don't know how Megan Fox did it oh sorry hang on is she like giving birth or how far along is she she's pretty far along like she's very visibly I'd say she's like five months kind of buzz maybe more six she could be twelve
What is the 20-minute workout challenge for December?
Yeah, maybe she's like an elephant has a very long period of pregnancy.
Well, there's a lot of elephant to grow now. Babies are kind of a smaller affair. Plus, I think when the elephant comes out, it's kind of ready to work kind of thing, whereas babies are... They come out ready. They come out pathetically useless and very dependent.
Yeah. Their pack of whingers. I wasn't like that when I was born. I actually was born and my mom said that I started walking straight away. She said, you just got out, you started talking, walking. Lunging, squatting. You're organising. Where did she get that? Where did the baby get the kettlebell? Jesus. I thought I felt something cold coming out.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What disturbing childhood story does Vogue share?
0:02–0:28
2
What complaint does Vogue have about her tights?
0:28–3:40
3
What is the 20-minute workout challenge for December?
3:40–5:05
4
How do Vogue and Jo feel about working out and commitment?
5:05–6:34
5
What humorous stories do Vogue and Jo share about their lives?
6:34
6
Who had a baby recently and how did Vogue find out?
5:21–19:53