MTGM EXTRA! "Joanne's a Flat Earther"
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What new developments are there for Joanne's tour?
Tour plugs. Pinafile is officially a go-go. Next up I have tickets available for Ipswich, Southend, Bury St Edmunds, Colchester. Norwich is sold out, but there's tickets for Leicester. They're the last of the UK dates this side of the summer.
Mmm, Leicester. Nice cheese. I'll be there. Oh.
Joanne, I've got big news. Hit me. I love big news. I love all news sizes. But yes, big batter.
Bear by Vogue. Goes to 20. I have to say it. I have to say it. It's like a twitch. We are now available in Boots UK. Ah, great news. I know. And I would like to thank everybody who put so much time and effort going into Boots Ireland to help us get into Boots UK. So now we're in Boots UK and everyone who wants us in Boots UK, we're there now.
This is genuinely great news because I can't always make it to your bedroom drawer so I did go into Boots UK recently to try and look for you and you weren't there and I was I was confused because I have to say I already thought you were in Boots UK that's the kind of that's the kind of friend I am no Joanne did tell me we were on so I was like no we're not on there she was like you should get on and I was like oh wait we are on on um zap zap yeah yeah yeah congratulations great news
Thank you very much. You can shop there by Vogue at Boots UK now, which is just fantastic news. I'm going to go and see if there's one in Paddington Station where I'm off to now. And I am doing my book. Well, my book is on pre-sale at the moment. It's gone to print. Whoop! There's no going back now. Wait till you see what I was saying about you. the elves are tapping away getting it ready the book has gone to print the link for that is in my bio and also I have got my two book dates in May Garen Noon is going to be the host of the one in Dublin and Lou Sanders is going to be the host of the one in London ah lovely so you can get the tickets on the link on my Instagram if you'd like to come I'd love to see you there two great choices I know I'm thrilled I'm thrilled music
Well, look who it is. Back from St. Bartholomew's.
Back from St. Bartholomew. I've had to start wearing shoes again.
Oh, dear God. The boho vibes are over for you for seven days. Where are you off to next?
We were in St. Bartholomew's and like at Christmas, it can be a bit more jazzy and stuff. But like we were there at Easter, so it was really relaxed. So I was honestly like I didn't, I never blow dried my hair once when I was there. So my hair was just always wet. like just threw it in the bowl no makeup or anything and I was kind of okay with it until like it started getting busy the last week and I was like wow like there was bouncy blow dries like these gorgeous looking girls and you know when you're walking around you're like oh my god I actually feel like a pig it's high end you can't be going over there with your
With your flip flops and your khaki pants. No flip flops. And your tank tops from the coast on route.
Honestly, I did. Remember you told me that you dress up for the beach. I'm like, so I've always been like, maybe I do dress up for the beach until like they all started arriving. And I was like, there was even a few click clacks going around heels. On the beach? Well, she was one of them, by the way.
But drag babies aside, were there grown women wearing heels on the beach?
Not on the beach, up at the bar, up at the bar. That's so glam. Like just wearing a little heel. I know they were very glam. I hadn't seen the likes of it before. I'm going to have to rethink the wardrobe for next year. Imagine me going around in stilettos. I'd look frightening. Imagine me stomping around in a bikini in stilettos. I mean, it's quite the look.
I don't think even the Love Island girlies wear heels with their bikinis, do they? That's more kind of bodybuilding exercise. Towie. Do Towie wear heels with their bikinis? Do they be clacking around the pool? Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, sure, that's what I use. That was my modelling outfit. I'd just be going back to my old modelling outfits. Just need a placard. Just get a placard and walk around. That was for it. Yeah, right in parts, yeah. Eden Rock.
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