MTGM EXTRA! "My body took over and I left."
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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There is a God. I often wondered, was there a God? But now I realise, with that stroke of luck, there is.
I love you so much, but I just, I didn't even have your back for one second with this because I know that you're in the wrong. How does he think he's going to get away with saying he's got a part in his tenders? I have had a very, very busy weekend. Oh, yeah. All I've done for the whole weekend, obviously there was work and stuff involved, but like, let's forget it. My main take out from this weekend was Carl Cox. I don't care about your footballer fella, Joanne. I want somebody as cool as Carl Cox. Oh, Where did this come from? I go on these mental, like, remember it was Bad Bunny a couple of weeks ago.
What hair emergency does Joanne face?
Then I had a little look at your footballer. I decided he wasn't really for me, to be honest with you. And I didn't want to fight with you about it anyway. And I could see Ruth Langsford in the comments talking about that she was into him. And I thought, I'm not into this now. It's turning into a hen fight. And so I saw a video of Carl Cox playing this castle in France. And he did, you know, that Blade song from the movie Blade. And he just DJ'd that. And I was like, no. Yes, the coolest one. So straight on to chat, GBT. How much is it to have Carl Cox in your house? Because obviously I can't go out at night. Okay, yeah.
How does Joanne's weekend experience influence her thoughts?
30 to 50 grand. I would like to get a girlfriend to me.
Sorry, if I give that cash down the back of your couch, would you stop with your girlfriend to me?
Joanne, I'm in the middle of a renovation. Okay?
So all the money has been taken. You did that in your console. Is that what they call that little bit in the car? It's always got sticky bits. Mine's got like lollipops and all that.
And the ashtray, the old ashtray. Yes, the old ashtray. It's got 60 grand in there. So I'm just going to, I'm going to start my GoFundMe. And if anyone, if everyone would like to share it, you can stand outside the house and you can, you can catch the music from outside the
What are the implications of having a celebrity DJ at home?
But Carl will be in my house and it will just be me and Carl.
I'll just be listening to him DJ. I think that's a great use of your money. And if that happens, please invite me down. I'll bring my paddling pool. We can set up as a pool party. I originally had a paddling pool. The pump has arrived. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's full. I beat the vibes in the garden.
I mean, you're talking about me swimming in money. I saw him when she spent the first one.
You are loaded. Oh, yeah.
How do the hosts feel about celebrity culture?
The red. Yeah. What was it, like 100 quid? The red lip one, I know, yeah. Did you get another lip one? No, I didn't. I didn't. I went basic. I went like standard practice, just rectangular pool now.
Now, as a paddling pool connoisseur, I've got one in the house. We basically, I'm actually, I'll do a video of our garden. I have, it's probably... A four meter by five meter garden. And in that garden there's a paddling pool. There's two chairs.
What controversial opinions does Joanne's date express?
There's a table. There is a two person sauna that is like a standing up coffin. Yeah. And a trampoline. So there's no room. You can barely walk there. But the paddling pool, what I will say is either you're going to have to put it on your grass, which I think might ruin your grass. Or you need to get like sponge flooring for underneath. Oh, yeah.
Yes, yes. I was looking at how I was going to elevate it.
That's how you elevate it.
Okay, fine.
I have a slide, a blow-up slide, doesn't fit in my garden. You can have it.
How do the hosts navigate discussions about sensitive topics?
And it goes over the edge of the paddling pool.
I wouldn't be averse to it, you know. Like, I mean, I'm here to have my tepid girl summer. And if that involves throwing myself down a plastic slide, I can see myself doing it. I just don't want any injuries. Do you know what I mean? I don't want anyone going into the deep end of the paddling pool and breaking their neck. I watch a lot of that kind of stuff on TikTok. Do you remember the story with the woman whose bridesmaid threw her into the pool on her hen party? And she's never walked since.
Oh my God.
I've heard like, and I've met somebody who actually dove into a pool and broke.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:02–0:56
2
What hair emergency does Joanne face?
0:56–1:30
3
How does Joanne's weekend experience influence her thoughts?
1:30–2:06
4
What are the implications of having a celebrity DJ at home?
2:06–2:32
5
How do the hosts feel about celebrity culture?
2:32–3:04
6
What controversial opinions does Joanne's date express?
3:04–3:40
7
How do the hosts navigate discussions about sensitive topics?
3:40–4:22
8
What can we expect in the next episode?
4:22–31:02