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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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You're entering into La La Land now. You're into Lulu La La Motherland. You've got four tiny children.
When I drink, I've always been pretty flirty and touchy. Arms, torso, etc. Joanne doesn't even know that I'm pregnant most of the time.
I do. And every time she sees me with my bump, she's like, oh! Well, I'll tell you, now that I know its name, I'm certainly not going to forget it.
coming for all of us isn't it exactly you're all gonna die gotta get your plans in place okay Vogue you're on mute so that's not gonna improve Joe I'll tell you what don't you dare tell me I'm on mute not today of all days I'm not shaming you I'm just stating the facts if I'm on mute you leave me on mute
focus she's what do we say I feel like you just have those I'm already in a better mood but you ever have those days where you just feel like crying and I have cried I nearly cried in the gym then I cried on my bike home I was like I always worry that someone will see me and be like I just saw her crying on her bike like what was so bad that she was crying maybe you're giving birth to a town crier of sorts or
Oh, God. No, do you know what's getting me? I have that thing, that back pain.
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Chapter 2: How does flirting impact relationships?
That's just like, it's like, it's like arse pain, to be honest with you, but not a good, not a good arse pain. I don't know if there are, there are good arse pains, I'm sure. Not my bag, but there are good arse pains. Okay. This isn't a good arse pain.
Strong opener. She's still saying good arse pain.
She's, she's trying to, she's trying to find it out there and she's struggling. Dig, dig. Yeah.
Okay. Okay. I'm going to buy a little, a little cooler pack for my RS. I've decided I can't sit for too long because it just gets too sore.
Well, do you know what?
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Chapter 3: What are the boundaries of harmless flirting?
I have seen from my extensive research for my garden design that you can buy these ring seats that you put in the freezer and sit in them. Because ever since I slashed up my paddling pool, I'm looking for more alternative options. And you can sit on these like frozen ass donut rings, which I'll buy you.
Oh my, I'm sorry, you don't have Prime. I'd rather buy my own. This is a really, this is an emergency, Joanne.
Do I have to get you another baby present? Like, this is fucking... This is getting out of control at this stage.
No, I already told you you don't have to come to the baby shower. Thank God. I would like to mention about my baby shower before people... There's two things I'll mention, right? The first thing about the baby shower... I don't, it's not a baby shower as such. I just want to get my friends and Hoth together because it will be the last time I see them because I won't be able to fly back soon.
And I'm going to get them, I'm getting so much booze because I just want to see everyone get drunk and happy and have everyone up for food.
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Chapter 4: What insights do Vogue and Joanne share about baby names?
That is essentially the baby shower. We will go out for lunch, Joanne, and I will get you just as drunk.
Can I ask why you have to make a public statement in defense of your baby shower?
Because I just think it's a bit much. Do you know that? I do. I think it's a bit much. And I know it is, but I'd like to point out that it's not that kind of baby shower. And also, I'm just going to warn everyone, the name we love is fucked. Okay? It's mad.
Oh God, yeah. It's mad. Also, can I just say, Vogue, in your defense, having four kids is fucked. So, like, everything associated with the fourth kid is also going to be away with the fairies.
Chapter 5: How does postpartum affect self-perception?
Do you know what I mean? Because you're entering into La La Land now. You're into Lulu La La Motherland. You've got four tiny children.
Almost, almost. Almost. And yes.
Joanne flinched at the name and that made me go, oh. It's a big name. I was just, I know you like, like Theodore was a heavy hitter and I know you like a name. And I love a name. I like naming shows. You like naming babies. And yeah, I... I was a bit taken aback.
Chapter 6: What are the social implications of flirting at events?
I mean, the screaming was a bit much, but I apologize for that.
It's such a big first name. We're going to do a normal middle name just in case so the baby can choose.
Yeah, that's a good shout. It's the heaviest hitter yet, isn't it? You'd have to say of the four, it's the heaviest hitter.
Well, listen, my name's Vogue. I remember once, Benny's dad, this is no joke, he actually said, what's her middle name? Would she mind going by that? Stop. And Benny was like, Maria's a lovely name. And Benny was like, no, dad, I think she's 33 now, so I think her name is... Not like, has she ever considered?
It's more like, is she up for it? Because we'd really appreciate it if she did.
I love David's honesty I have to say nothing he says offends me because he actually just means it in good in good jest yes well fair enough and fair enough I'm bringing the I'm bringing the Matthews family name down oh god cheapo well as I've always said folk as I've always said you're lucky you're attractive because if you weren't you'd be a big you'd be walking around just a big figure of irony and then
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Chapter 7: How do personal experiences shape perceptions of flirting?
You'd be, can you imagine the Daily Mail? Can you imagine the carnage in the comments then? Hopefully the baby is hot. That's all I'll say because they're going to need to be at least an 8 out of 10 to carry off this name.
Joanne doesn't even know that I'm pregnant most of the time.
I do.
And every time she sees me with my bump, she's like, oh!
Well, I'll tell you, now that I know its name, I'm certainly not going to forget it. But you don't. That's all I had to do.
Now you know.
You should have told me the whimsical name from day one and I would have remembered for the whole pregnancy.
Do you know that one who's married to Lucky Blue and Nara?
Oh, I do indeed. The trad wife.
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Chapter 8: What advice do Vogue and Joanne give about flirting?
I mean, her, the names, one of her kids is called Whimsy something. And I kind of love the names. Like they're so out there.
And I am kind of only half teasing you. I do think it is. I do think it is a cool name.
Yeah. Oh, it's a cool name.
Like I'd love to be called. I mean, I couldn't pull it off, but. I would love to be called it. Speaking of that trad wife, I have another book recommendation for the book club that doesn't exist and the books we never read.
I know what you're going to say because somebody else recommended me this. A publisher and said it was one of the best books she's read all year.
Yeah, it's the book. It's the book of the summer. If that thing exists and it does on TikTok. There's all of these pages like, what hot girls are reading this summer? Because you know the way reading is like a thing now. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, I'll be a hot girl for the summer. What will I read?
two book recs once I finish Lost Lambs once I finish Lost Lambs you can have it okay good I'm going to order the ones you're about to mention now go on by Madeleine Cash and it's the quotes on the front I mean imagine getting these Megan Nolan who I she one of her my favourite books Acts of Desperation I think it was she gave her a quote and Lena Dunham says a voice like no other and sure then I was in like Flynn and
The book that I was actually talking about, which I will, I think will be next on the hit list, is the one that it's all over the talk, the book talk. It's Yesteryear by Caro Clare Burke. And it's about... an internet famous trad wife, like that woman. And she posts all, you know, she's all into the sourdough baking and raising her own chickens and cooking her own eggs and all.
Well, not cooking her own eggs, having the chickens lay the eggs, you know, collecting the eggs, I'd say. I mean, we can all cook an egg. It's not a flex. And then the book, it's like a bit of a time travel book. And then she wakes up back in the day where she's forced to live like that. And that's the book. But apparently it's kind of based on That woman, Nara.
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