MTGM EXTRA! "Sail on Queen... That guy is a LOSER."
episodePreviously titled “MTGM EXTRA! "Sail on Queen... That guys is a LOSER."” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 2, 2026
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What were the plans for Joanne's big day out?
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How on earth have you not dropped that clanger before?
You don't even like that.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm just here as a pawn in a giant game. He has no respect for me. I'm out. This is how awful rumors start.
I'm getting pumped up for Gigi's birthday party. Some pre-drinking.
Imagine you arrived at Gigi's birthday. Absolutely.
I've seen that. Do you know, I need to go up and do one of those fun, you know, when the cool aunt, the child-free aunt arrives and she's just chain-smoking on the slide with the kids. That's what I need to do.
That would be you, yeah. I'll get you a super soaker, will I? Do you know what?
I'd actually love a super soaker. I know you would. I know all the things that you like. Very Southside there. Super South.
I am not Irish, but even I know that that was incredibly Dublin Southside. Super South.
Super South. I disgust myself.
Well, you don't disgust us, but I want to know.
How was Wimbledon?
Couldn't get a hold of her yesterday. And I thought, Jesus, Joanne's stories feel very light on the Harry Styles.
For such a busy day. For such a busy girl. For calendar-wise, that's what was happening, wasn't it?
Maybe. Yes. Maybe Harry wasn't her thing. Well, Vogue, she knows full well. She likes to poke the bear. Vogue loves... I think you sexually climatise to someone saying, you were right. I think that's... If Spencer is struggling to finish up... Just give it to me. If he's struggling and you're taking ages, if he just goes, you were right all along, I'd say she just spasms with pleasure.
Is that right? That's what I think happens. Are we going to need to put parental advisory on this video you're about to climax?
I am prepped already. Don't worry, I'll save it for the wank bank later. That's your kink. Your kink is being told.
Do you know what? You were right all along.
I should have listened to you. I'm having a big day out. I'm going to do two things. Are you sure, Joanne? And then I started questioning myself. I thought... Oh, you're pregnant and you're boring and that's what's happened. You would do two things and then I thought, I don't think I would do two things and I know Joanne won't do two things.
It was two, it was three things actually because we had the pod record and then I was Wimbledon and Harry Styles. Now obviously, I sound very booked and busy. That's an unusual state of affairs. It's just the way The social calendar fell over the summer. Anyway, I obviously bailed on Harry. And he's not replying to my texts now, so I've obviously pissed him off. And you've only got two more. He's got two more concerts, though. I have rescheduled. I'm going in on Saturday. Are you actually?
How did Joanne cope with the busy schedule at Wimbledon?
Sorry. Who's giving you these tickets that you're rescheduling? I know. I can't. I can't. I'm taking the fifth. I'm taking the fifth. But I'm just going to say, if you see me hanging out with Zoe Kravitz, don't be too shocked.
Well, I will say, if she's not going to give any evidence on how she got tickets, I can give a bit of evidence here, just for context's sake. Harry's a big fan of the part, Joe, as is Zoe. Absolutely, so they want you there. I know the thing I wasn't advised to. And I was walking out of Joanne's at 10... No, 11.30. Yeah. And I will say that the champagne was open.
Yes, it was, because it's Wimbledon Day and I'm not playing. And Jo, it was hot.
Yeah, Jo, it's hot. It was dreadfully hot.
It was hot.
She was really hot.
She was trying to hydrate. I was due to play, and I said, you know what? CBA couldn't be arsed. I might play next year, but this year I'm just going to have champagne and hang around and dilly-dally and just be one of those really annoying people who everyone's like, you don't even know who's playing.
Did you stay till the end? Um...
I think I did actually.
Were people still playing tennis when you left?
I think they were. There was definitely some tennis happening at Wimbledon. That I can confirm. Okay, you have to tell us the truth. How much tennis did you watch? I'm very aware of not riling people because I'm also very aware that we are very lucky
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