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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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It reeks of daddy issues, if I'm being honest.
I ventured myself. I'll be there next year. Chelsea, Florida.
Go for girls. I look forward to your stand. So if I move, I may lose everything I worked so hard to get in my career. Yet if I don't move and it ruins us, I'll be resentful of my job and I'll always wonder, what if? Sometimes love isn't enough. Hello and welcome to My Therapist Ghosted Me with me, Vogue Williams, and Joanne McNally.
Sitting here sweating. Still no Wi-Fi in the house. Actually, sorry, I shouldn't start off on such a negative note. Hi!
can we go negative now can we go negative now no I've gone back to self myself is my source negativity is a choice obviously you know I'm doing the work in the garden I've almost found my inner child she was in the paddling pool the whole time which arrived today did you get a paddling pool I might have to join I don't have the space for one currently where what a paddling pool my garden isn't a garden it's a what would you call it
I mean, there is no space for anything. So I was hoping we could buy one of those best wage, you know, that brand. I see everyone and they buy these pools and they're like, they actually build like a pool and it looks like a pretty decent pool.
No, I'm not. I'm not familiar. I know I'm going to be running some sort of frat house here soon enough, I think.
It's like a paddling pool on steroids. They're like really, really big.
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Chapter 2: What are the challenges of long-distance relationships?
Yes. Pop me of your postcode. I'm going to send a few bits for the summer because I need protection while I'm in London. I think the only protection is going to be going to your garden, whether you're there or not, and living there alone.
Did I tell you that I was sweating so much the other day? Now we know I'm a profuse sweater. I sweat profusely. It's the only way to describe how I sweat. And I was on the phone to my friend Steve and I was sweating so much that my phone stopped working because it registered water in the phone. True story. It is 36 degrees.
You're going to get cross with me now, but I can hear the fact that you've got fans on because it sounds windy where you are. Joe, don't take the fans. How can you take the fans away from her? I'm not.
Chapter 3: How does moving affect personal and professional life?
Look, I'm just speaking on behalf of the person listening to this with the rumbles in their ears going, what is that noise?
Sorry. Sorry, listeners. Sorry, listeners. I'll put it over there. But I don't know if I can turn it off completely, Joe. Okay, fine. I was online, obviously, giving out about sweating because, you know, the way I'm offline at the moment. So I went online to tell them about the sweating because I was offline. So they didn't know I was sweating because I was offline.
So I had to go back online to tell them I was sweating. And a woman messaged me and she was like, did you know that Prozac, which this might be TMI, but whatever, we're in it now. We're five years in. We tell them everything. That Prozac makes you sweat more. So those, anything like antidepressant-y, for whatever effect they have on your system. Joe, why are you covering your eyes?
Is this a terrible thing to say? Because this is not a medical advice podcast.
I don't want anybody with a Prozac prescription to stop taking that Prozac because you said it makes you sweat. Please take the medication your doctor tells you to take.
Girls, whatever keeps us off the edge. She's sweaty and happy. exactly I am sweaty and very content and I have no plans to stop taking anything just because I'm sweaty I'll just buy a fan not have a nervous breakdown do you know what I mean I've got a paddling pool now Jo I could up my dose if anything I could up my dose yeah I've got two fans on me I mean
you know that's how much product I'm on okay have you know do you know that fan there's a shark fan and I got it I got it last I got mine last year I need to get them out of storage like I feel so bad asking for them to go and find these fans I splashed out on myself and I purchased one of those fancy shark fans I said if it's not now it's never the long ones The blow onto your sheets.
I didn't even know they did that. So I'm like, I need the fans back. But do you know what keeps bloody happening? I've seen now people with pink ones and I've always got, there's such a soft spot in my mind for pink. And I'm like, I have the fans. I have the fans. To know, to know. And there's a pink air fryer. I saw a pink air fryer. I'm like, for fuck's sake.
Why couldn't you have brought that at the same time?
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Chapter 4: What experiences do the hosts share about gardening?
I won't give it to you on the podcast. I'm a gardener now. That's right. And I've always been against plastic grass. Why would you take a gorgeous, beautiful, fresh grass that gets the bees and the butterflies and put in a shit ton of plastic? And is Birdie going to, when Birdie pisses on that, she'll fucking know all about it, I can tell you.
Bertie doesn't come over to Ireland.
It's like he just pisses in a... It's like... Oh, fine, fine, fine. It's going to say it's like pissing in a lunch box and putting the lid on back of it.
Look at Mrs. Garden Queen. Do you know when I went to the flower show with Spencer, we got interviewed by this woman.
I ventured myself. I'll be there next year. Chelsea flower show.
go for girls I look forward to your stand but Spenny was interviewed by this woman and she's like do you have any tips for like gardeners and people looking after their garden and Spenny straight away was like yeah I hire somebody I was like no oh no please I was like can he take that back put the social muzzle back on where who took off the social muzzle oh god some people are gardeners I do see it in my future I have to say I think that I will be a gardener in my future
There's no other term for what I was doing this morning other than pottering. I was I had a full blown potter and it was thoroughly enjoyable. I've also I've told you I've signed up for a ceramics class at the end of the road. Like I'm living my full middle aged single woman cat life. I'm thrilled at myself. But I'm also going to get I'm going to start doing some landscaping.
Could I actually book you in for next summer if you wouldn't mind? I'd love you to pop around and see what you could do with the place.
oh you're yeah yeah yeah of course yeah I'll grab the rake I'll head up no problem no problem at all yeah I've got I've ordered a lawnmower like it's it's fucking go over here yeah yeah yeah well do you know what I was doing oh sorry Sandra sorry the whole point of this was Sandra messaged me oh yeah because I made the hey did Sandra actually Sandra doesn't do gardening does she not
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Chapter 5: How can personal interests impact relationship decisions?
If they got a good wash, I really couldn't give a shit.
I used to have a real problem in this house of Amber and Megan stealing my knickers. Like, and I was convinced of it. Like, oh my God, knickers would keep going. And I'd be like, this isn't just like, the washing machine is not eating all these fucking really great knickers. And I knew it was the girls and I nearly started to write my initials on my knickers.
It's very Mallory Towers.
It just seems a bit passive aggressive.
Yeah. Do you remember the book series Mallory Towers? They were sent off to boarding school and they had all their names stitched into everything they owned. Very Mallory Towers.
Yeah, no, I would. Well, that's what you have to do. That's what you have to do with every school. Do you know how many times I've gone to the school uniform shop, the secondhand shop, to buy back a jumper that used to be mine because my kids just, every single day, I'm like, where is your coat? Where is your coat?
And then the other day, Gigi was slagging off tea because I told Gigi that I had bought tea's coat of basically one of his old classmates had left class and I bought the coat from the secondhand shop. Nothing wrong with it, perfect condition, but they had a real issue with it when they found out. Really?
I didn't I didn't bother telling Gigi where do you think all your addresses are from my friend my god you are raising one bougie bitch I can tell you don't worry till she meets Greta Gerberg over here and I'll educate her on the environment and and the pile of clothes in Africa and all that jazz don't worry I'm gonna I'm gonna give her a moral backbone because she's obviously not getting it over in your house
okay we're doing emails do you want to hear one I'd love to why is Joanne such a bitch oh Jo that's really bad Jo oh my god Jo what she's making that shit up it's not there oh sorry I was like Jesus we're really we're really we're really not venting emails anymore I'm trying to figure out this Sandra business. I think she's snaking in for a bag. I think there's a reason.
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Chapter 6: What advice is given for navigating relationship dilemmas?
I think I'd be the same. You've given it a bit of time. You've given it a go. And you're like, no, this isn't for me. I'm lonely. I'm struggling. And I can't get all my needs met by one person, nor should we. It's too much pressure on a relationship. You can't have a boyfriend with no mates. You'd be stuck with them for ages. You'd be stuck with them all the time. That's it. No, no, no.
By the way, I'm in Leeds on June 3rd and there are still tickets available if anyone fancies joining me.
On your website, it says Leeds is sold out.
Well, that's good news, isn't it? Well, again, we've covered all bases there. Yeah, so you'll see everyone in Leeds. Thank you for buying the tickets.
Brighton on the 18th, though.
Brighton on the 18th. Perfect. I'll see you there. My stats say Leeds is at 86%. I mean... Who do you have to blow to get real sales reports around here? Brighton. That's a good one, Jo. Push that there, will you? Good man.
Yeah. There's a couple. There's a couple in Leeds. Yeah. There's a couple in Leeds, yeah. A couple in Brighton on the 18th. And Liverpool on the 27th. Yeah.
Stunning. Stunning work. Bye. Thank you so much. Bye, everybody.
Bye.
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