MTGM EXTRA! "Well I've seen your b**bs but you won't show me the rest"

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My Therapist Ghosted Me 24 min 2 speakers 5 chapters transcribed 2 months ago
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Why is Joanne broadcasting from Ibiza and how does the episode open?

Vogue Williams 0:02
This is a global production. Ireland's longest situationship. I need your help because I think I've accidentally become a recurring character in a romantic sitcom. Let's call him Damien. Well, that's a terrible start. Hello. Hello and welcome to My Therapist Goes To Me with me, Vogue Williams and Joanne McNally. Joanne McNally. And a lovely surprise in the background. Thank you for that, Joanne. It has really brightened our day. She just had her, what was the, Grace Campbell just walked into camera, bollock naked. And then walked, and then, and then returned, and then walked away and said, oh, sorry. And then returned again, bollock naked. And then went and did a little spin in the corner. She walked in on all fours.
Vogue Williams 0:52
With a saddle on her back. I was like, oh, sorry, guys. What was it? Remember Trini? Remember Trini was going out with that guy, the rich guy. Satchie. Satchie. And she was doing a segment on This Morning. And he walked in naked. Do you remember this? She was doing a live in her bedroom and he walked out of the shower. So Grace Campbell just had a Satchie moment. She's free. She's a free woman.

What happened when Grace Campbell accidentally appeared naked on camera?

Vogue Williams 1:17
She hasn't worn a sock or a pant since we've been here. She's a naked baby. It's lovely when you get to that age where you're just like you're like I'm gonna I don't care like back in like if I was 18 and that happened to me I'd be so embarrassed but then you're just like I don't care. I don't care. She's a boho baby. Yeah, I'm not much of a nudie girl. You aren't really either, Joanne. I haven't seen much. Well, I've seen your boobs, but that's it. She won't show me the rest, I've asked. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I'm repressed. So am I. I'm the same. I just, I sleep in pyjamas. Yeah, I like the weight of material on my body at night and I am repressed. I mean, am I going to blame Catholicism? I shouldn't, but I will.
Vogue Williams 2:03
I mean, it makes no difference in my life being a Catholic at all, except when I make excuses about being repressed. Yeah, but I think it does have a lot to do with certain ways that we are. Like it's, I guess maybe it's a bit of an Irish thing as well to be not going around like naked because I don't have any, many Irish friends who are big naked goers, but Spenny would happily, like you've seen him naked because he just, he's walked into the back of the shot and he just doesn't care. He's had a satchie moment. He's had a couple of satchie moments on the pod, hasn't he? It just shows how unprofessional me and Vogue are. They're just throwing the camera up wherever we can. Any solid table. We're like, whack it up.
Vogue Williams 2:42
Go live. No, we were never a naked family. We were a clothed family. Naked families are French. French? But there's a lot of... I'm going to say there's UK-based naked families as well. I just was not one of the naked families. Yeah, now people find it weird that I have seen, now I have seen, not in a weird way, I would like to just point it out, but I have seen my father's parts. I walked in one day and yes, I had, of course I was going to look. I couldn't not look. They were just there. And same with my brother's. I walked into his room one morning, my older brother, and his duvet wasn't on properly, but like he should have known the rules. We're not a naked family. We're not a naked family. Yeah.
Yeah.
Vogue Williams 3:22
Fully cloud. You'll sleep in a duffel couch because you're Catholic. No one wants to see any of your shit at any stage. But it's got... Shower in your knickers. We're all in the beach in lagging jackets in case anyone, God forbid, anyone would see a scratch of skin on us. don't look at me I keep seeing comments about me like oh there she is on the beach with her bump disgusting put it away I'm on the beach like I'm wearing swimwear I'm wearing the appropriate attire for the beach and you know what I can't get a swimsuit to fit sorry sorry I find that highly offensive that any like firstly we Vogue carry high levels of shame I do think there's something I think Irish traditionally do I mean I hate to lean on our ancestors but they've given us some weird shit for sure but like that's our own problem but like giving out about a pregnant woman being on a beach I mean that's just flat out misogyny

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