MTGM EXTRA! "You got played."
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What unique experiences did Joanne have in Cork?
I love that. It's cute. Yeah. Keeping things fresh. I had a very late night.
Oh, Grace, tell us about it. Go on. Are you hungover? That's my favourite.
No, I'm not hungover actually, Vogan. I have no regrets. I need to be more like you. I just refuse to have regrets. I'm just like, even if I have regrets, I just deny my regrets. I'm like, no, you had a great time. Don't be given out. You had a great time. You had a lovely time. You did have a great time. I'm down in Cork. I was opening the new Boots Beauty store last night, which is unbelievable, by the way.
How did Joanne and Vogue start their conversation?
Yeah, don't worry. I didn't see your stories about Bear, but that's okay. I didn't see the bear down there, no?
I've no excuse. I completely forgot about Bear. I'm so sorry. I completely forgot about it. I was too busy trying to steal Armani, to be honest. The Armani Foundation? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like... Do you remember? Hey guys, look at the photographer. I was like, oh look over there, there's a horse. And then I was just like... Look at the spider. Yeah. Boo! Look over there. Oh my God, it's your mother. She's back from the dead. Do you remember when you...
When you used to buy that foundation when you were younger, like it was the foundation to have when you were like 16, 17. But like I would use so little of it, just trying to save it all.
That's very bougie. You were using Armani foundation. I was using a pan stick. I was using chip oil, basically.
Did you go through the Elizabeth Arden phase where you use that?
Yeah, I went through the Elizabeth Arden phase because I was using my mother's makeup, obviously. do you know what I mean so whatever she had I had yeah well I had stealing friends who used to steal my makeup I do remember one Christmas I got a really expensive bottle of foundation really expensive obviously to me I was very young at the time but I remember once I got a CK1 deodorant and I think I made it last I think I still I think I made it last 10 years I was like only half a pit today half a pit's getting it the rest is getting Mitchum She smells weird. It was a CK1 roll-on. I'll never forget it. I got it in my stocking at Christmas because Santa is bougie sometimes.
I've gone back to CK1 and people think I smell fresh. They're like, oh my God, I know that smell. Why do you smell so fresh? I'm like, CK1.
I've gone back to CK1 because it's practically free in the airports.
I know they are. They're doing a deal on all the oldies but the goldies like Tommy Girl is on sale in the airports. Tommy Girl actually stinks, by the way. I think that we just liked the idea of Tommy Girl. Go and have a sniff today.
Yeah. Was it you me that was like, oh my God, we're so embarrassing. It's like, I wouldn't waste a squirt. Obviously, I'm going to a free perfume center.
I wouldn't dream of wasting it. Why would I waste a squirt? Everyone's cottoning on to it.
You can rob us.
Because I'm not going to go up to Tom Ford. And Tom Ford's gone. All the samples are empty because everyone, we've told everyone about the trick.
What's the trick? Just spray the... Go and drown yourself in the free perfume. The trick, I don't think we invented that. There's women, I can see them all heading straight into the perfume center. We're all like sheep. Straight up the free perfume center. That's why I fly. I could easily rail and sail, to be honest, but I choose not to. So I can sniff my way through the free perfume center.
The workers at the perfume centre just stare at you and they know what you're doing. They know well. I've got a full bottle at home. I'm just like topping up. I've got loads of this at home. I'm always buying Tom Ford.
My wardrobe's full of it. Take your judgmental eyes somewhere else, Elaine. I know you wouldn't pay for it either, OK? Yeah, I know.
You're wearing TK1 on your dates off, Lorraine.
I'm willing to buy a flight to Dubai to get some free squirts of perfume in the free perfume centre.
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