Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...
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What is the Valentine's Day special about?
Hello and welcome to my therapist ghosted me the Valentine's Day special. Happy Valentine's Day, darling. Happy Valentine's Day, honey. Happy Valentine's Day, poppet.
Thank you. You're welcome.
You found your hat. I didn't lose this hat. I'm wearing my cock baseball le cock hat. No, I didn't lose this hat.
You lost the cock for a while. Did I? You did, yeah. You were very upset about the cock. Yeah. Was I?
Did I lose it? Are you sure?
You lost the cock.
What did I? For sure. Was I not just going through a breakup with an actual man? Are you sure it was the baseball cap?
It was the hat. It was definitely the hat. We don't call a cock a cock.
We don't call it a cock. We never call it a cock. Only when I'm trying to be a dirty bitch. Yeah. Never to me. Only in the privacy of your own home.
No, I wouldn't ever speak to you like that.
Rude. Penis. Penis. No. Yeah. Whenever you address your cock to me, it's always penis.
I don't come in swinging my dick. I come in swinging my penis.
No. We have big dick energy with no dicks. That's the way you want. That's the perfect. That's the female status. What about you, Jo? Would you say you've got big dick energy? No, in this podcast I have no dick energy. That's specifically what I'm here for.
That's mean. That's mean of us. No, you don't. There's no point.
Absolutely none. You're our little eunuch over there. That's how we like it. That's fine.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Happy Valentine's Day to all who celebrate. How sweet. Happy Galentine's and Palentine's Day, Vogue. Why is it Galentine's? What's Galentine's? Galentine's is the girlos and Palentine's is pals. It's the same now. Should I tell you that pals annoys me now as well? I don't know what's going on with me. I think I'm near death.
Amber keeps saying Sammy and I can't bear it. She's like, oh, I just made myself a toast at Sammy. I'm like, what? And she's always saying it.
I did the Sheer Lux podcast recently and they asked me what annoys me the most and I said abbreviations and I'm sorry, Vogue, I threw you under the bus.
I don't care. I'm actually going to text them right now and get myself on that pod.
I said when she said, I said when Vogue says us, I was like...
Do you remember Joanne forgets things when she decides she wants to abbreviate? What was that thing she kept doing? Hundy P. I've told you I am a raving hypocrite.
I've held my hypocritical hands up and said two hands to the hypocrite. It's like when I was smoking. When I smoked, it was cool, chic and Parisian. When anyone else did it, it was trash.
Oh my God, I went out. I went out on Saturdays to get a smoking. And I was only having a couple... Well, I was meant to have no drinks, first of all. And to say I took smoking to... I was like, beckon, I'm eight. I went to see Jason Manford. Oh, yeah. In the Palladium. Good old Jason Man. I am petitioning Jason Man. Yeah, I do get called that a lot. Yeah, Jay. I'm petitioning for you to do a matinee.
I think you should I think that you should consider it you've lots of nights on the tour I think one matinee I know for us in London one matinee in London one matinee in Dublin I do feel you there's times where I'm like I would love to do a matinee I don't think you're taking it on board though but I will tell you this I've done matinees before and as much as it would suit your timings because I know you like to be in bed by 5pm home by 6 home by 6 in the cot by 6.30 but the energy is not the same at a matinee it's really not they're kind of just waking up
What funny story does Vogue share about champagne?
And for stand-up, you kind of want them a little oiled, a little loosey.
I never even considered you, to be honest. Yeah, of course not.
I don't care if you die in your arse to a matinee. God forbid the entire experience of the show, Vogue. But it's kind of embarrassing when you have to admit that you're perceived to be better at your job and people are pissed. Oh, sorry.
Everything in life is better when you're... Two glasses in.
Yeah. Two glasses. Yeah, you're right. Two and a half, two, three. Then it starts kind of... Things then start to go the other way. Yeah, two for me and I go... Matinees in the Edinburgh Fringe were like some of them... It's like pulling teeth. It's not the same vibe. But then it hits a certain... Then in Edinburgh there was a show called Late and Live which started at midnight. And that was...
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the Valentine's Day special about?
0:15–3:40
2
What funny story does Vogue share about champagne?
3:40–11:53
3
What does Joanne think about making traditional meals?
11:53–14:31
4
How does social media influence perceptions of domestic life?
14:31–19:06
5
What controversies are discussed regarding Munchausen syndrome?
19:06–22:09
6
What lessons do they learn from their experiences?
22:09–44:41