The Vase, Easter & Liz Hurley

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What is the theme of this episode?

Vogue Williams 0:15
Hello and welcome to My Therapist Goes With Me with me, Vogue Williams, and Joanne McNally.
Joanne McNally 0:21
And Joe Attewell. Hello.

Why did Joanne buy a unique vase?

Joanne McNally 0:29
before we begin I just want to show you my new now I know I'm fully aware this is an audible platform so not everyone can see this now where did you find she's got a big arse in her hand it's one of those ass everyone knows the ass fads but this one's it looks like it's been surgically done yeah so it's a big ass fadge fadge one of these huge and I've been meaning to get one for a while oh my god fadge Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know how anatomically correct it is because there's no entrance on the front. It's very artistically done. I guess it's a designer vagina. Like, it's basically the female equivalent of a eunuch. There's nothing there, but it's a sexy vase, but it's huge, isn't it? It's like the size of a human ass.
Vogue Williams 1:12
I can imagine the vase wouldn't sell as well had they done the entire anatomy at the front.
Joanne McNally 1:21
I liked it until I saw that. I think it would have sold very well, but maybe not as a vase. Men would be buying it as a vase, and then they'd be fucking...
Vogue Williams 1:30
Yeah, that's it. They'd be fucking.
Joanne McNally 1:32
Yeah, exactly. There wouldn't be a flower scene. Like those sex dolls they sell and the lads, they have to send the bits back. They have to send the woman's vagina back to get fixed. It's absolutely revolting. Because they rinse through it so much that they have to get it sent back to get like tightened again and all. But no, I just, I'm absolutely in love. I was in My Usual Haunt, TK Maxx.
Vogue Williams 1:56
I was talking about you in TK Maxx yesterday to a woman, to my producer on my show. I was like, you know, some people are just good at TK Maxx because I was saying how much I love the home sense. I was like, my friend Joanne can go in there. She's in and out in 20 minutes.
Joanne McNally 2:10
Honestly, yeah. It's like a hobby. I know other people are out cycling and stuff. I know, I understand that people have more worthwhile hobbies. But mine is going in and finding bargains at TK Maxx. So I went in and I found this huge ass fuzz. It's about the size. How much? How much? How much? Well, well, well, folk.
Joe Attewell 2:27
I love a deal.
Joanne McNally 2:28
I love a deal.
Joe Attewell 2:30
This is not even an ad. Carry on.
Joanne McNally 2:34
It's not an ad. I'm actually surprised. Actually, let's not call them TK Maxx. Fuck them. No. Let's call them.
Vogue Williams 2:41
What do they call them in America? TJ Maxx or something. That's where I got my cheetahs. I had to search high and low for those cheetahs.
Joanne McNally 2:48
bleep out their name, Joe, and then send them a threatening letter and say if they want us to unbleep the name, they need to pay us.
Joe Attewell 2:55
I'm sure no one will work it out.
Joanne McNally 3:00
Just bleep out the Max. So TK, beep. there you go now haha it's like do you know do you know when they do you know when someone tries to be anonymous on a TV show and they just pixelate out their eyes and you're like that person has a clear neck tattoo you know all these other visible parts of their face it's like me going on and they just leave my mole it's like we know who that is And your voice and your accent to the kids and everything. Just tiny, pixelated eyes. Anyway, I went, I was, went TK, beep, and then I saw this fantastic asfalt and I said, that's a bit of me. Because it is, it's about the size of a three-year-old, I would say. And, um, It was on sale and I was like, no, because I stopped buying shite, you know, I'm trying to buy a house, I stopped buying shite.
Joanne McNally 3:48
So I went, what do you love about that show?
Joe Attewell 3:50
How much on sale? You should probably clarify that the whole thing is the size of a three-year-old. It's not the size of a three-year-old's ass.
Vogue Williams 3:55
That's not... Oh, sorry, no, no, no. The whole thing is the size... Well...
Joanne McNally 4:00
I don't know, Jo. I've never... I don't have it through my eyes.
Vogue Williams 4:02
Actually, when you put it against yourself like that, it kind of looks like the size of you.
Joanne McNally 4:06
Let's see if it might... So, Olivia, obviously, as I said, Olivia, my trainer, has been away, which means I literally have been getting muscle atrophy in the bed.

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