Vogue's Hit, Joanne's News & Pavarotti's Cake
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Are we starting? We're starting. Okay, we have begun. Fantastic. Fantastic. So I was involved in a hit. And run. No, I did not run. Oh. But there was a hit. And walk. And I was unsure of whether... Do you know why I was unsure if I should post or if I should mention it on the pod? Because remember that time my basket hit somebody's car door of my bike and... Well, this turned into a whole thing. And I ended up having to pay basically for two new doors for him when it was a wooden basket. And I was like, I have got to stop being so fucking honest. Because not everyone's honest. They're liars and takers. Absolutely. So... I was going to get my brows done in Kim in the Dublin Makeup Academy in Dublin. I was only whizzing in.
Nice.
What incident involving Vogue is discussed?
I have to give her a shout out. I was only whizzing in because it wasn't a full treatment. It was a tidy because my eyebrows, like the hairs will grow up to the hair on my head. They're so long. They are. It's fabulous. It's giving Wuthering Heights. I can't bear it. I wish it was my eyelashes, but it's my eyebrows and they go all rotten. And someone said to me, they were like, Oh my God. Oh, what's the story with that despicable me brow? And I was like, wow. Someone on Instagram, I was like, I need to get them sorted. Anyway. So I went in and I was on my way to a different job and I ran, I was raining and like I stopped outside, you know, it's on, it's on Fitzwilliam road or whatever it's called. And I just walked.
And I did not know it was a cycle lane. Oh, yeah. There's cars and then there's parked cars and then there's a cycle lane and then there's a footpath. So obviously there's the parked cars.
What happened during Joanne's hit and run story?
So you're just like, oh, I just walk onto the footpath now because that's the usual way of things. Knocked over, fell on his bike. Hold on. You knocked him over or he knocked you over? Well, we kind of knocked each other over. Yes. Was he wearing a helmet? Is there a law case coming our way? He was not wearing a helmet, but that is... Well, then, you know, it can't be helped. Now, I don't want to throw him under the bus because we were both in the wrong. I didn't see a light on the bike either, I must admit. Was there a bus involved? There was no buses involved. It was just me and a gentleman who was drenched from the rain. And I was trying to, like, wrangle his bike off his foot because he'd gotten it caught in the pedal.
And then he was in a lot of pain. And I was like... All I could say was like, excuse me, I was in pain too. I had sore elbows because I fell. But I'm pretty tough. Did he know who you are? Is he a fan of fairy? Here's the thing. So I was like, oh my God, are you okay? And I had a taxi waiting for me. And I was like, can I get my taxi to bring you home? Like, your trousers are wet. You've fallen in the pool. And he was just like, he was in a lot of pain. He was like, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine. And I was like, are you sure? Please, can I just, I feel really bad. Like, I can't just stand here and leave you here. And he was like, honestly, I'm fine. And he was like, oh Jesus, I have a dentist. my hand and I was like oh no oh let the litigation begin
No, it wasn't a high speed collision at any rate. So so I was like, anyway, he was really nice about it because, you know, the way some cyclists I've had two incidents with cyclists, another one where there was a cyclist behind me and I turned and he was like, oh, and then by the time I turned, he'd hit the back of me and he had those clips on his feet. So fell off the bike. But he was like, sorry, my fault. And I was like, really? Yeah. Fine. I cut you off, but sure, whatever. You're never supposed to say it's your fault, even if you drive straight into someone's sitting room and your car is in their oven. Never. I don't know whose fault this is, but I'm calling my insurance company immediately. You never say it's your fault.
Oh, I've learned my lesson. Anyway, your man on the bike was so nice and he was like, listen, I'm totally fine. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So he cycled off in his merry way and I was like, what a nice fella.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:02–1:07
2
What incident involving Vogue is discussed?
1:07–1:58
3
What happened during Joanne's hit and run story?
1:58–7:27
4
How did Jessie Buckley upset the cat community?
7:27–17:15
5
What are the details about the upcoming tour in Australia and New Zealand?
17:15–46:42