Nick the Rat

EPISODE 233 : Rat Aquatic

03 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Lake raiding! And music theory...

EPISODE 232 : Ratlax

27 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

BRAIN DE-DOUCHING

EPISODE 231 : The Search for Xindu

20 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Where is Xindu? Wait, whats the ringing in my head? WHERE AM I!?

EPISODE 230 : NtR Ultra

13 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

ITS NOT REAL, ITS NOT REAL, ITS NOT REAL!!!

EPISODE 229 : Arunasurat

06 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

One Two Wasps be coming for you...

EPISODE 228 : McAfee Interview

29 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Nick the Rat has a very interesting conversation with John McAfee! Enjoy!

EPISODE 227 : Nickelavee

22 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Half man, half horse, all rat!

EPISODE 226 : Wrecktilians

15 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Coral Castles, hidden identities, bad wine.

EPISODE 225 : Bell Forever

08 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

If I could turn back time, id want to meet Art Bell. Also id go back to fix that damned Goolge ringtone. The owls are NOT what they seem.

EPISODE 224 : Happy Fools Year

01 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE! SIKE!

EPISODE 223 : Ratbot Body

25 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

What would you doooooo for a robot boddddy?

EPISODE 222 : Numerodento

18 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

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EPISODE 221 : Esoterat

11 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hey buddy, want something for free? It's made of clay! And everything is everything!

EPISODE 220 : Foxy Ladies

04 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

One day Nick will get this right :P

EPISODE 219 : What the Luck

26 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Open your mind and find the science to luck in the new book by Nick the Rat called WHAT THE LUCK.

EPISODE 218 : Spanish Rat

19 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The issue is intuition! Ok, well not an issue, but a light subject topic of discussion. Also, Nick spends the night under the stars!

EPISODE 217 : Spanish Rat

12 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

What is love? Whats in Spanish Fly? Whats that in the sky? Why am I still typing?

EPISODE 216 : Goat Stag Rat

05 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

What is it? These words, what is it?

EPISODE 215 : This is Fine

29 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

4 YEAR ANNIVERSARY! THE YEAR OF THE RAT! LIFE IS PERFECT!

EPISODE 214 : Rat Above Rat Below

22 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We are all alchemically connected!

EPISODE 213 : Xenobotphobia

15 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

THEY ARE ALIVE! ALIVE! But what the hell are they? Frog anuses? what? Who wrote this copy?

EPISODE 212 : Through the Sewer Grate

08 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

That is really what you wanted? Ok, so be it.

EPISODE 211 : 2020 Visions

01 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

2019 predictions gone over, 2020 predictions predicted!

EPISODE 210 : Yule Rat

25 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

EPISODE 209 : Yule Rat

18 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Sewerblot

EPISODE 208 : Alfarats

11 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Elfs, Elves and Alfar! OH MY!

EPISODE 207 : Dear Sewer

04 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Dear Santa letters have been flushed down the drain and now Nick has them!

EPISODE 206 : Cryptornithology

27 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Spooky Turkey Doctor!

EPISODE 205 : Oceans 420

20 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Pilgramage!

EPISODE 204 : Naked EVP

13 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Lunch, EVPs and Runes!

EPISODE 203 : cRoAToan

06 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Liars and scoundrals. The lot of em. Epstien did not kill himself.

EPISODE 202 : Tails from the Sewer 5

30 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

DEVILS NIGHT IS HERE!

EPISODE 201 : Tails from the Sewer 4

23 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

DEVILS NIGHT IS COMING! and so are the rats!

EPISODE 200 : Tails from the Sewer 3

16 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

OMG TURN BACK NOW!

EPISODE 199 : Tails from the Sewer 2

09 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

HOW SPOOPY CAN YOU GET!?

EPISODE 198 : Tails from the Sewer

02 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

THE BEST MONTH OF THE YEAR IS HERE, LETS CELEBRATE WITH SPOOOOKY STORIES!

EPISODE 197 : Abducto Reverso

25 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Nick the Rat is not liable for anythings that might have broke in the time line over the past week or so...

EPISODE 196 : Abducto Reverso

18 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the road again! Gonna go save me aliens! Sometimes the hunters become the hunted. Also, no talk of Harry Potter!

EPISODE 195 : Disratpeared

11 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

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EPISODE 194 : OOPrat

04 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Sometimes things get misplaced....sometimes...aliens?

EPISODE 193 : Siriusly?

28 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The Dogons and the Nommos, what does it all mean?

EPISODE 192 : Kleptognomiac

21 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

"The text here was stolen by gnomes" - The Goblins

EPISODE 191 : Cobrat

14 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Snakes.... I hate snakes!

EPISODE 190 : Ghosext

07 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

I woke up this morning, and my penis was hard again....

EPISODE 189 : Hemorodent

31 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

BLOOD RATS NEWS MAGIC

EPISODE 188 : Sick the Rat

24 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Please contact a doctor if you get a rash in your ears after listening to this episode...

EPISODE 187 : DNAlien

17 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

What are we? Are we from Earth? Are we the aliens? Lets explore this and more with Nick the Rat!

EPISODE 186 : Anima Figura

10 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

What makes us us? What changes us to become new?

EPISODE 185 : FreeDumb

03 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

WASHINGTON...GEORGE? Happy 4th of July!

EPISODE 184 : Time Rat

26 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Time is out of wack! Totally BOGUS! Who can save us?!

EPISODE 183 : G Train

19 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

No one would be stupid enough to get on a ghost train...right?!

EPISODE 182 : Call of the Rat

12 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Back from vacation with no topic! Maybe the callers can assist!?!

EPISODE 181 : Classical Xindu

05 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Nick is on vacation....XINDU HOSTS!

EPISODE 180 : Ballin

29 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

BALLS DEEP!

EPISODE 179 : Gefuk

22 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

What is luck? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me...MY BALLS!

EPISODE 178 : Boo Trees

15 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Is Nick the Rat going to Marijuana HELL!?!?!? Do plants have souls? Do grass ghosts grow in your garden? FIND OUT AND MORE!

EPISODE 177 : Spring Heeled Jack

08 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

1837 London prankster... or DEMON?! Nick the Rat will get to the bottom of it! And by it, i mean his IPA!

EPISODE 176 : Boo Beasts

01 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Do all dogs go to heaven? Where are the dino ghosts? LETS EXPLORER THESE THOUGHTS!

EPISODE 175 : Ratasite

24 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

ITS IN ME! Anddddd now it's in you too!

EPISODE 174 : Unbless You

17 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Curses I tell you, CURSES!

EPISODE 173 : Nickmare at 20k

10 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

There ...is...some...THING...on the...WING.!?(THANK YOU WOLFSPIDER FOR POINTING OUT MY MISTAKES! I OWE YOU A COLD ONE!)

EPISODE 172 : Homosubgaia

03 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Explorer the otherside with Nick the Rat!

EPISODE 171 : Ratincarnation

27 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

REINCARNATION, lets explorer the possibilities! WARNING: THIS EPISODE IS CURSED!

EPISODE 170 : Harpy Harpy Joy Joy

20 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Grand Pappy Shamrat loved a woman named Gwen and all he got were her stinking Harpies.

EPISODE 169 : Leprecants

13 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

HAPPY SAINT PATRICKS DAY! HAPPY PI DAY! HAPPY NICK THE RAT DAY! HAPPY HAPPY! JOY JOY!

EPISODE 168 : Shadow.gov

06 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

They comin' for your cheddar!.

EPISODE 167 : Rain Sticks

27 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Payote is a hell of a drug! Join nick on a vision quest to deal with his co-hosts death.

EPISODE 166 : Brain Waves

20 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Wireless connections were discovered in brains. Can you dig it man? CAN YOU!?~~~~~~

EPISODE 165 : Fresno VD

13 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

100% of scientists who wrote into Nick the Rat radio believe in the Fresno NightCrawler...DO YOU?!

EPISODE 164 : Psyched Out

06 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Psychic powers... Real? Not real? Is Nick the Rat really qualified for this? FIND OUT IN THIS ALL NEW EPISODE!

EPISODE 163 : EVPee

30 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Nick and Xindu go to Greenwood Cemetery with his Talkboy to record some Electronic Voice Phenomenom! AND IT WORKED! Can you believe that? I barely can...

EPISODE 162 : Turd and Long

23 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Holy shit, this podcast has been going on 3 years straight without missing ONE show!

EPISODE 161 : Moon Breaker

16 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The dark side of the moon is about to be penetrated by a rodent!

EPISODE 160 : Slaviens

09 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

When you are at the top of the foodchain you forget the little green guys you enslave

EPISODE 159 : GLITCH

02 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

HIT OR MISS, NEXT TIME WE WONT MISS

Lonnie Webb Fill in Show

02 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

THE GREAT LONNIE WEBB FILL IN SHOW!

EPISODE 158 : PrePussyTions

26 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

2019 Prenicktions

EPISODE 157 : Jesus Kyle

19 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

MERRY CHRISTMAS 2018

EPISODE 156 : Secret Santa Base

12 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

SECRET SANTA... BASE!!! 0451

EPISODE 155 : Helpves

05 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Nick the Rat is the defender of the small..legged...elves... Happy holidays begins!

EPISODE 154 : Free Rat

28 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Free Will vs DESTINY!!!! or yeah, sure...

EPISODE 153 : Mayos Day Parade

21 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

HAPPY THANKSGIVINGS DAY! I guess... mayo...

EPISODE 152 : Mewwwtants

14 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Nick the Rat might be mutating; and a goodbye to Stan Lee

EPISODE 151 : A Rats Fables

07 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Who was Aesop? Was he a slave that rose to fame, only to be killed for stealing? Or was he an alient that helped build the tower of bable by talking t...

EPISODE 150 : Hallowdoors

31 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Whats behind door number...?

EPISODE 149 : Swamp Rat

24 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Over the river and through the swamp, to the mansion Nick the Rat goes! Will he make it there by Halloween!?!?

EPISODE 148 : A Smrtery

17 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Nick the rat has been feeling weird... He hasn't been in his cage the past few nights...

EPISODE 147 : O Ghouls

10 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

What are Ghouls? Why is Nick chewing on my shin? Why does his ass look incredible?

EPISODE 146 : Boogeyrat

03 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

There's a monster in your closet, a creature underneath your bed...

EPISODE 145 : When Die Go

26 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

WENDIGO CAPTURED! XINDU SENT WALKING TO JERSEY!

EPISODE 144 : Merfooks

19 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Florence washed Xindu out to sea and he was captured by MERMAIDS. Can Nick the Rat rescue him!?

EPISODE 143 : HurRATcanes

12 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Lets all rub our sticks togther and repel hurricanes. Best wishes to the east coast.

EPISODE 142 : Just Druid

05 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

What are Druids? What the hell is Xindu doing here? What is GAS BLASTING!? Also a review of The Wicker Man!

EPISODE 141 : MJ REAL

29 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

MJ 12 is real. Otherwise the words wouldn't exist. Words have power! Nick the Rat is real too! I think... ?!

EPISODE 140 : Lycra Panties

22 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

New weed, who dis? Nick discusses lycanthropy and reads listener emails! There is also a review of the Howling!

EPISODE 139 : Nicky Says Relax

15 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Come celebrate NATIONAL RELAXATION DAY in the sewer!.

EPISODE 138 : Rat Tail Royal

08 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Nick the Rat does a deep dive into Fortnite Syndrom and the Battle Royal phenomenon.

EPISODE 137 : Ratrograde

01 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

When Mercury goes into retrograde, it can really mess with EVERYTHING!

EPISODE 136 : SeCrat Tech

25 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Some tech might be better off kept hidden away from the public... What do you think?!?!

EPISODE 135 : Ratipulate

18 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

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