Nick the Rat
Episodes
EPISODE 134 : Diabio
11 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Nick the Rat attempts to find the origin of EVIL. The nut is too big to crack...
EPISODE 133 : In the Pants Dance
04 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY EVERYONE!
EPISODE 132 : Chaos Manick
27 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
There is magic in us all. With a little mayo and some powerful words and symbols, you can become a magician too!
EPISODE 131 : Ratberge Time
20 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Made up stories make up our history. Our history is fragile, like an egg filled with mayo.
EPISODE 130 : Me Da Tater
13 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Meditation gone potatoe.
EPISODE 129 : Magstock 2018
06 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Going to Magstock 2018 handing out pins! Trixie! Ace of Base Street Team incoming.
EPISODE 128 : Failout
30 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
How will you protect yourself and your loved ones during nuclear fallout? Nick the Rat has some tips!
EPISODE 127 : Subline Mayo
23 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
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EPISODE 126 : Come Inside
16 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Premonitions have to be bad? But why tho'?
EPISODE 125 : Prematurecognition
09 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Premonitions have to be bad? But why tho'?
EPISODE 124 : Ayy DOGGO
02 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dogs.... Pet or threat from another planet!?
EPISODE 123 : Brain Dead
25 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Can our brains leave our bodies? Can injections make you live forever? What is that smell coming from Kyles booth? FIND OUT, AND MORE, ON NICK THE RA...
EPISODE 122 : Farewell Bell
18 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Join Nick the Rat in saying goodbye to Art Bell. Art Bell, a radio host best known for a paranormal-themed nightly show syndicated on hundreds of sta...
EPISODE 121 : Capital I
11 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Aye Aye Aye *WARNING* BAD PHILOSOPHY AHOY! *WARNING*
EPISODE 120 : Di NO WAY
04 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Nick misses WORLD RAT DAY but finds time to talk about dinosaurs being used to help build the pyramids!
EPISODE 119 : Coffin Cassettes
28 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Like magnetic ribbon through a cassette, these are the drips of our sewer.
EPISODE 118 : Sillycybin
21 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
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EPISODE 117 : Grey Area
14 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Sit back and enjoy some music, news and Nicks lack of knowledge about grey aliens...
EPISODE 116 : 420D
07 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
What dimension is this? Let us just call it the 420th dimension!
EPISODE 115 : Leatherrat
28 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Nick and Kyle picked up an odd box from a leather shop. Nick can not sticking his finger in it!
EPISODE 114 : Carat the OK
21 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
I CAN SEE THE FUTURE! I SEE YOU LISTENING TO THIS EPISODE!
EPISODE 113 : Chentairub
14 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Nick the Rat explains Hentai and its subcatagories. Oh yeah, Happy Valentines you filthy motherfuckers! ( NSFW )
EPISODE 112 : Musk Rat
07 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Listen to Nick blow a load into SPACE!!!
EPISODE 111 : Sewers and Dragons
31 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Celebrate two years in the sewer with a little game of Dungeons and Dragons! Thank you to all the listeners and producers!
EPISODE 110 : Reikihameha
17 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Do you feel that? It's Nick the Rat thinking about you!
EPISODE 109 : Soundsquatch
17 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Someone left casset tapes of proof that Bigfoot exists in the back of the Rat mobile. Are they real!?
EPISODE 108 : Road Trip 51
10 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Nick and Kyle take a road trip out to Area 51! What will they find! TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!
EPISODE 107 : Turd Eye
03 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Third Blind Rat
EPISODE 106 : Predicktions
27 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Nick and Kyle look deep into 2018. What will they find!? HAPPY NEW YEARS!
EPISODE 105 : Christmess
20 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Come celebrate Christmas in the sewer! What presents did Nick get this year? Probably nothing! His mom loves Kyle, not him!
EPISODE 104 : VCR sex
13 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
SEX - UNF - WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? VR ABSOLUTELY!
EPISODE 103 : Cyborat
06 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
DEAD OR A LIVE, YOU ARE LISTENING TO THIS PODCAST
EPISODE 102 : Made in Space
29 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Is there alien tech on earth? LETS DISCUSS!
EPISODE 101 : See No Rat
22 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week we discuss spontaneous human invisibility! Nick interviews someone it happens to and we even have a nice story time!
EPISODE 100 : Elder Rat
15 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The oldest and strongest emotion of ratkind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.
EPISODE 99 : Bewbs
08 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
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EPISODE 98 : Remote Rodent
01 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Guess whos watching you? NICK THE RAT IS! And he is doing it from the comfort of his sewer studio!
EPISODE 97 : Summoning Part 4
25 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The final chapter to the Summoning of the Great Pumpkin! Did it work? Was it all for nothing? Did Kyle smoke all of the donationos?! Did you miss out ...
EPISODE 96 : Summoning Part 3
18 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Do you feel that? NICK THE RAT DOES! ITS THE GREAT PUMPKIN! Or maybe its just Kyle in his Harvey Weinstein costume?
EPISODE 95 : Summoning Part 2
11 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The summoning ritual for the GREAT PUMPKIN continues! Maybe a resurrection will help? Or will Nick the Rat accidently make a MONSTER of MOLESTATION in...
EPISODE 94 : Summoning Part 1
04 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
October has begun! Join Nick the Rat as he begins the summonging of the Great Pumpkin! How do you summon the Great Pumpkin!? Sacrifices? Scary Stories...
EPISODE 93 : EotW
27 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The end of the world! A lot of people have made bad predictions about the EotW Throughout the years, now its Nicks turn! Nick the Rat predicts the end...
EPISODE 92 : Ratilians
20 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
They infilitrated our entertainment industry and even our government! Can they infilitrate the sewers? LETS FIND OUT!
EPISODE 91 : Clowning
13 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Why are clowns so scary? I don't know, but there is one behind you with a knife!
EPISODE 90 : Tulpa Tulpa Tulpa
06 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Anything you can think of can be real.
EPISODE 89 : Miss Jersey Devil
30 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jersey Devil... Good? Bad? Ugly?
EPISODE 88 : Robonation
23 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
When you start eating drugs, tables become more than meets the eye.
EPISODE 87 : MK ULTRAT
16 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
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EPISODE 86 : Sacrificial Rat
09 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
What would drive you to sacrifice? Fame? Money? Power? Cheese?!?
EPISODE 85 : Deep Probe
02 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Do you believe in probing? Do you believe like I believe?
EPISODE 84 : Broken Staddle
26 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This episode was brought to you by a product that is no longer sold on the Dark Sewer Network.
EPISODE 83 : Deja Whoa
19 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
What is it. Deja Vu. What is it. Whoa. Zdravstvuyte
EPISODE 82 : Outta Bod
12 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Using meditation, beer and weed, Nick the Rat attempts to have an out of body experience live on air.
EPISODE 81 : Rodental Meditation
05 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Are you ready to go on a spiritual journey? Yes? Good! Now close your eyes and keep repeating in your mind "Nick the Rat is all jacked up".
EPISODE 80 : Clone Care
28 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Things could have gone so smoothly, if he only had more vasaline.
EPISODE 79 : Ratmare
21 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Sleep can be nice, or it can be a horrific nightmare. Does anyone even read these? Hello? SWEET DREAMS!
EPISODE 78 : Demon Bait
14 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
If you could summon a demon. Would you? Why the fuck not; right?!
EPISODE 77 : Spotted
07 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Have you seen anything you didnt know what it was? DID YOU? CALL ME!!!!
EPISODE 76 : Now Time
31 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Nick the Rat takes a bite out of time, and time bites back!
EPISODE 75 : Jacked Up
24 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
So odd. This show is only about 30 minutes long right? At least Nick got a sweet suit for a good price out of it!
EPISODE 74 : Jacked Up
17 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Nick the Rat takes calls from alien abductees and gets ready for a studio renovation!
EPISODE 73 : Rat of Prey
10 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
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EPISODE 72 : DSN News
03 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Goodbye Wochit, Hello Dark Sewer Network News! Do you miss Wochit news breakdowns? Let Nick the Rat know!
EPISODE 71 : Well Hungover
26 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The first episode with NO ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION! And NO MORE GOOGLE HANGOUTS RINGER! AMAZING!!! WOW!
EPISODE 70 : 420 Countdown
19 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Celebrate 420 with Nick the Rat! His phones still busted, but John Fletcher calls in!
EPISODE 69 : Chimerat
12 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Nick the Rat is back and is discussing chimeras! Google hangouts continues to suck, and the Podfather himself calls in!
EPISODE 68 : Abducation
05 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Guess whos back abducting people!? CHRIS THE CAT?!?! Who the hell is this guy? Ugggg...
EPISODE 67 : Enemy of the Rat
29 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The government is spying on us. But to what extent?! You are not going to find out listening to this podcast! MAYBE?!?! I hate writing these.
EPISODE 66 : Medium in Japan
22 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Godaddy, gotohell...
EPISODE 65 : Snow Rat
15 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
THERE IS A BLIZZARD COMING TO NYC. Oh wait, not really. Have a drink and listen to Nick the Rat!
EPISODE 64 : Vault 7
08 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The CIA is watching all of us... They might even be listening to Nick the Rat!
EPISODE 63 : ESPRat
01 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Nick gets a subscription to an extra sensory perSepion network and predicts future events!
BIGFOOT ASSAULT 4 : Beaverfoot
01 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Bigfoot paranoia leads one man down a dESTructive path.
EPISODE 62 : Spirats
22 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
I hope you are ready for some spooky poltergeist stories and awesome music! If not, turn back now! Let Nick the Rat guide you through the mysteries of...
EPISODE 61 : Brooklyn Experiment
15 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Nick turned old tech into new pill form! Will it work? Does he drink too much red wine to find out!?
EPISODE 60 : Be Mine Rat
08 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Celebrate love and alien takesovers with Nick the Rat!
EPISODE 59 : Fringe
01 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
There are holes in the universe. You know Nick the Rat is going to probe them!
EPISODE 58 : Gin and Gold
25 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Nick the Rat learns about Chinese New Years and becomes a sellout?! Say it ain't so. That is depressing. I wouldn't want to listen to a show that says...
EPISODE 57 : Earlyversary
18 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Nick the Rat celebrates 1 year of podcasting, but after checking the calendar, he is a week early! *facepalm*
Larry Exposed 2 : The Sread
18 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Larry uncovers a government virus that is spreading!
EPISODE 56 : Red Hope
11 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Join Nick the Rat on his travels to Mars. Will he ever make it?!
BIGFOOT ASSAULT 3 : Bol'shaya Noga
11 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Mystery Man tells a chilling tale straight out of Russia.
EPISODE 55 : Rat in Space
04 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Raynor gave Nick the Rat blueprints for a beercan spaceship! What could go wrong?!
EPISODE 54 : Ball Dropping
28 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Nick the Rat is celebrating the end of the year early. Lets make next year even more ratty!
EPISODE 53 : Holly Jolly Sewer
21 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Come celebrate the holidays in the sewers with Nick the Rat and Santa!
EPISODE 52 : Ratmas Carol
14 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Santa gives Nick the Rat a present for Christmas! And a past... And a future...
EPISODE 51 : Santa EVP
07 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The sewers are being haunted by the spirit of Santa! Nick the Rat gets the help from his friend Watki to help him find answers!
BIGFOOT ASSAULT 2 : Bigfoot Whisperer
07 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Mystery Man shares a story written by a an author who wound up in a mental institution.
EPISODE 50 : Forhorned
30 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Celebrate the start of December and EPISODE 50 with NICK THE RAT!
EPISODE 49 : Thankstaking
23 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Celebrate the day of taking with your favorite cartoon rat!
Larry Exposed 1 : Bare with Me
16 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Larry is coming out to warn us, but will anyone listen?!
BIGFOOT ASSAULT 1 : Camping Horror
16 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Mystery Man shares a Bigfoot attack story that took place at a campground.
EPISODE 48 : Midnight Rat
16 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In honor of World Tolerance Day, Nick the Rat provides you with some tips to raise awareness!
EPISODE 47 : Pale Green Rat
09 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Look again at that sewer. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every rat who e...
EPISODE 46 : Soul Expansion
02 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Nick the Rat gets naked, frees his soul and teases the Dark Sewer Network, COMING SOON!
EPISODE 45 : All Hallows End
26 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Nick the Rat has found the end of the month of the dead. Larry is dead. He must be. Happy Halloween!
EPISODE 44 : Space Madness
19 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Nick the Rat has gone from the underground into outer space. The search for Larry continues as the sanity drains.
EPISODE 43 : Tails in the Crypt
13 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Nick the Rat goes deeper into the nightmare and finds himself in the canals of the crypt!
EPISODE 42 : Nightmare in the Sewer
05 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Nick the Rat is feeling sleepy... very sleepy indeed. The sewer is getting spooky in October!
EPISODE 41 : Beernaked Day
28 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Pepe the Rat -=super rare=- explains how the earth really is flat! While drinking a beer on National DRINK beer day! NAKED!