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Chapter 1: What experiences led to the discussion about spinal injuries?
One day back when I was in high school, my friends and I were spending the day at the local hotspot for spinal cord injuries and involuntary helicopter rides.
This is Not For Radio. We are your hosts, Duncan Hyde, Jay Reeve. Caution, this podcast will contain some swearing and some bloody good times. So if you like swearing and bloody good times, then this is a great choice.
And on top of that, there is some fantastic news for those of you that missed out on the trip to Bathurst with us. If you are Sniper Elite or thinking about becoming Sniper Elite, this should be the stick that pokes you in the right direction.
We've got a great war story from a bloke remembering his younger years when he was just an Italian stallion getting his step on all over town. What not to do when towing a vehicle at the beach. We've got some more heroes of real estate. We're going to have a look at Jay's new piece of fashion he's wearing, which is missing its sleeves.
We've got some sad news out of the UK involving one of our UK snipers. Got some good news for someone from the UK involving their dad, who's a massive listener of this particular podcast. You're going to bloody enjoy it, basically, so sit back and relax. Yes. This is not for radio. Welcome back, baby. My name is John. I'm listening from the UK, and this is not for fucking radio. Fucking no.
Told you. This episode of Not For Radio is supported by Classic Builders. They're not trying to be the flashiest buggers in the room. They just build solid homes and have done for over 30 years.
Attention, snipers. Gear up and hold your positions. It's time to load up some war stories. Your tales from the front line brought to life.
Prepare to fire. Righto, this from Paul in the UK. Evening, fellas. I've got one for you. Back when I was a young, good-looking guy, not the fat, angry prick that I've now become.
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Chapter 2: What is the story behind the UK sniper's mentoring experience?
Firm but fair. I was a bit of a ladies' man and always up for a challenge to get older woman. As the saying goes, you can't teach an old dog new tricks. I used to think that you could, in fact, teach some old dogs some new tricks. When I was about 21, 22, I was doing well at work, and they gave me an apprentice to follow in my footsteps.
I've not only been a top shagger, but also a shit-hot engineer. And real humble, too. Yeah, this young 16-year-old lad, Russell, was paired up to me. He was good at what he had done, had a bright future in his career as he listened to what I said, and this would become his undoing.
Chapter 3: What are the dangers of towing a vehicle at the beach?
I thought I'd help him out, seeing as I didn't live too far from him, and I'd pick him up and drop him off at work now and again. Well, fast forward, and Christmas comes along, and work decides to organise some Christmas drinks, organised for us 50 hairy-arse men to go out on the lash. We decide to talk Russell into coming. Remember, he's young, he's 16.
And he was fine early on in the night, sinking some jars.
Chapter 4: What fashion mishap does Jay experience during the episode?
And then we moved to the first club as planned. And unfortunately, they seen straight through us and realized Russell was too young to be out drinking. So he was refused entry to this fine establishment, which was known for our standing woman. Poor old Russ went up the road, I'd imagine, with a kebab to have a wank at home as he didn't secure a woman.
All right, fellas, I'll leave it with you. I'm just going to go and grab a... I'm going to go and grab a mixed Iskender on rice and rip it off its fucking hinges at home. Go well.
Chapter 5: What recent news affects the UK sniper community?
Well, our night progressed and drinks were sunk and laughs were had. And the young lad I saw... As a young lad, I saw this woman across the club. Absolute stunner milf. So I get the drinks, spark up a convo, and it's fucking go time. We have things in common like same music, stay in the same area and stuff. That's enough for me.
I proceed to book the moves on and suggest we go back to her place, which she's more than up for as she has an empty house and her son's out for the night. We jump in a taxi and off we go.
as we start approaching your street i'm thinking hmm i recognize this i've been here before and in my neighbor at his state with a dick controlling every decision i think ah i've been to another lassie's house down here i'll keep my mouth shut into the house we go still think i recognize this but can't keep my hands off this fine specimen of a milf that i want to and i want to conquer this battle
Some time spent in the living room getting hot and heavy, then off to the bedroom we go for a New Year's Eve fireworks display. I may as well put a helmet on and tried to nail her through the wall to meet the neighbours. I was going that hard and her screams only pushed me on more.
This continued for the rest of the night from about 4am to about 8am when I eventually admitted that I was a broken man and needed a coffee before going another few rounds. Shit. So rather than getting my clothes on, I think it's about speed here. I grab her hot pink dressing gown and throw it on and off to the kitchen and I go and make myself and this poor milf a coffee for some energy.
Cut to me standing in the kitchen with this pink robe on looking like a Timu Hugh Hefner, my ass hanging out one end and a heart on that would look like a battered Diplodocus hanging out the front.
Diplodocus. Oh, shit. Is it Diplodocus or Diplodocus? I don't know.
Either way.
Oh, shit.
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Chapter 6: How does the episode highlight the importance of mental health?
From anywhere on the globe, you can win this trip. So, the bloke that won it, that was from Canada. Yes. Ren. Ren was his name. He has decided that he is no longer able to take up the gift of this prize. Yeah.
It ends up being quite a bit of time off once you jump on a bird out of Canada, come all the way to Australia. There's a little bit of mucking around there. And obviously the hope was to bring his partner along as well. And when something like this gets thrown at you, pretty hard to scramble to pull those sort of funds together. So...
Because he is a fucking champion, instead of taking it to the 11th hour and pulling pin, he's like, that's not what the Sniper Elite are all about. It's for one and for all. And so he has offered up his prize, his position on this lustrous expedition to somebody else that is part of the Sniper Elite.
So Sniper Elite, for those of the new to the podcast, welcome. We do paid episodes Monday, Tuesday. It's less than a beer a month. It's kind of the best way to support us, like buying us a beer at the pub. And those are the people that have the chance to win these big prizes like this.
So you've literally got 24 hours to get your A into G as a last-minute call to then become the winner of this prize, which we are giving away tomorrow on the podcast. So here's how you do it.
click on the episode description there you'll find a link tree click on the link tree then it'll say become sniper elite click on that it'll go through the rover website just buy a month stuff it or if you want to be a real mad dog by a year it's that cheap someone was saying um from the uk we're like how good's the exchange rate when it comes to paying for the subscription yeah and that's everything as well uh we've got all of our well basically our merchandise so um the remainder of the sunglasses that we got the secondary up on those
a whole bunch of the red beanie, which I'm currently wearing right now, straight out of Brixton, collabed with us at Not For Radio, and the 2000 Not For Radio hats first drop are going to be up within the next couple of weeks. I just got off the phone with Joe, and he's fucking ready to roll. Oh, sick. Okay, cool. So those people that are sniper elite get access to that stuff as well.
Just got back from the field days, and there was a truckload of people that were wearing those hats yesterday. Right.
Really? Yeah. Sick. Yeah. So, I mean, I say really like I'm surprised I'm not really. Well, we didn't sell that many last time.
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Chapter 7: What humorous incident occurs during a sauna session?
Also, the best way to spend a Saturday afternoon there is to catch the bus from near your grandstand seats that takes you to the top of the mountain. Then you slowly make your way, checking out camping setups on the mountain, stopping at the bars. Then make your way out to Forest Elbow by the end of the last race. Then jump the fence and walk down Conrod.
You don't realise how steep it is until you're at the top of the skyline looking down onto the pits. Anyway, love the pod. Keep up the good work and hopefully see you at the mountain. Jeez, that'll be good stuff, Matty. We'd love to catch up, mate.
I'm a thousand percent going to get the bus up to the top of the mountain. You've got to go up there and have a wander through the campground as well, Jake. Yeah. You just see everyone's mad set up. They've got all brand new land cruisers, the six snowy, what are the snowy caravans? Snowy peaks caravans or whatever they're called. Snowy river.
um and they're running the maddest setups like aussies do campaign like no one else so we'll definitely be doing that huge uh this one here let's do we haven't done this for a couple of weeks real here is a real estate maybe a week i don't know maybe two weeks
They had a great bit in the Batuta Advocate that was talking about particularly real estate agents in Australia who just get your house and then advertise themselves on six foot high billboards out in front of your house. Nothing, it just says, Great first home. And then there's a massive picture of the real estate. What do they call them? Fucking tiny lords or something?
They're just like, what sort of a fucker? It takes 25 grand off you for marketing your place and just puts a picture of themself outside your house? It's such a cock move.
It's so weird in our part of the world They'll be on billboards and the backs of buses and all sorts. I saw it my algorithms so fucked from this segment I saw it yesterday there was one that came through and it was this buddy little hobbit of a man that was trying to get some more people to go and work for him and he just had a fucking beak full of cocaine
it was so obvious he had like this weird sweaty patch like where Hitler's moustache would be that was just dripping down from his nose oh man he's turned the communion off but fuck he's getting some traction online yeah I saw that one it was a belt there's a guy that lives out our way
I'm loathe to say his name, so I probably won't. And he is fucking into himself. And rightly so. He probably makes millions and millions of dollars. Good on you, PH, let's call him. PN, whatever his name is. And he wears his whole variance of different glasses. But also has all of his... he has like a fucking, what is it? What is it when you've got a master's in MBA? He's got an MBA.
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