705: Spinal Injury Hotspot

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What experiences led to the discussion about spinal injuries?

Unknown 0:00
One day back when I was in high school, my friends and I were spending the day at the local hotspot for spinal cord injuries and involuntary helicopter rides.
Jay Reeve 0:10
This is Not For Radio. We are your hosts, Duncan Hyde, Jay Reeve. Caution, this podcast will contain some swearing and some bloody good times. So if you like swearing and bloody good times, then this is a great choice.
Unknown 0:20
And on top of that, there is some fantastic news for those of you that missed out on the trip to Bathurst with us. If you are Sniper Elite or thinking about becoming Sniper Elite, this should be the stick that pokes you in the right direction.
Jay Reeve 0:33
We've got a great war story from a bloke remembering his younger years when he was just an Italian stallion getting his step on all over town. What not to do when towing a vehicle at the beach. We've got some more heroes of real estate. We're going to have a look at Jay's new piece of fashion he's wearing, which is missing its sleeves. We've got some sad news out of the UK involving one of our UK snipers. Got some good news for someone from the UK involving their dad, who's a massive listener of this particular podcast. You're going to bloody enjoy it, basically, so sit back and relax. Yes. This is not for radio. Welcome back, baby. My name is John. I'm listening from the UK, and this is not for fucking radio.
Jay Reeve 1:17
Fucking no. Told you. This episode of Not For Radio is supported by Classic Builders. They're not trying to be the flashiest buggers in the room. They just build solid homes and have done for over 30 years.
Duncan Hyde 1:31
Attention, snipers. Gear up and hold your positions. It's time to load up some war stories. Your tales from the front line brought to life.
Jay Reeve 1:40
Prepare to fire. Righto, this from Paul in the UK. Evening, fellas. I've got one for you. Back when I was a young, good-looking guy, not the fat, angry prick that I've now become.

What is the story behind the UK sniper's mentoring experience?

Jay Reeve 1:53
Firm but fair. I was a bit of a ladies' man and always up for a challenge to get older woman. As the saying goes, you can't teach an old dog new tricks. I used to think that you could, in fact, teach some old dogs some new tricks. When I was about 21, 22, I was doing well at work, and they gave me an apprentice to follow in my footsteps. I've not only been a top shagger, but also a shit-hot engineer. And real humble, too. Yeah, this young 16-year-old lad, Russell, was paired up to me. He was good at what he had done, had a bright future in his career as he listened to what I said, and this would become his undoing.

What are the dangers of towing a vehicle at the beach?

Jay Reeve 2:30
I thought I'd help him out, seeing as I didn't live too far from him, and I'd pick him up and drop him off at work now and again. Well, fast forward, and Christmas comes along, and work decides to organise some Christmas drinks, organised for us 50 hairy-arse men to go out on the lash. We decide to talk Russell into coming. Remember, he's young, he's 16. And he was fine early on in the night, sinking some jars.

What fashion mishap does Jay experience during the episode?

Jay Reeve 2:55
And then we moved to the first club as planned. And unfortunately, they seen straight through us and realized Russell was too young to be out drinking. So he was refused entry to this fine establishment, which was known for our standing woman. Poor old Russ went up the road, I'd imagine, with a kebab to have a wank at home as he didn't secure a woman.
Unknown 3:15
All right, fellas, I'll leave it with you. I'm just going to go and grab a... I'm going to go and grab a mixed Iskender on rice and rip it off its fucking hinges at home. Go well.

What recent news affects the UK sniper community?

Jay Reeve 3:27
Well, our night progressed and drinks were sunk and laughs were had. And the young lad I saw... As a young lad, I saw this woman across the club. Absolute stunner milf. So I get the drinks, spark up a convo, and it's fucking go time. We have things in common like same music, stay in the same area and stuff. That's enough for me. I proceed to book the moves on and suggest we go back to her place, which she's more than up for as she has an empty house and her son's out for the night. We jump in a taxi and off we go. as we start approaching your street i'm thinking hmm i recognize this i've been here before and in my neighbor at his state with a dick controlling every decision i think ah i've been to another lassie's house down here i'll keep my mouth shut into the house we go still think i recognize this but can't keep my hands off this fine specimen of a milf that i want to and i want to conquer this battle

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