Olivia Attwood: Why Autumn HAS to be Different

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Olivia's House with Olivia Attwood 26 min 1 speaker 7 chapters transcribed 10 hours ago
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Why does Olivia start the episode with a Hexclad cookware ad?

Olivia Attwood 0:00
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Olivia Attwood 0:42
And dolls, the best bit, all Hexclad products come with a lifetime warranty. It's literally the last set of pots and pans you'll ever have to buy. Autumn is the perfect time to make home cooking feel easier with Hexclad. For a limited time, our listeners get 10% off through our exclusive link. Just head to hexclad.co.uk forward slash Olivia's House. That's H-E-X-C-L-A-D dot co dot UK forward slash Olivia's House. Offer excludes bundles and other items already on sale. Support our show and let them know we sent you. I'm exceptionally short-tempered at the moment and I'm trying to blame it on the moons and everything else, but I think it's just the fact that I'm an arsehole. We're hitting autumn, gets
Lucy 1:24
dark at 6pm. Love it. You're pale, you're tired.
Olivia Attwood 1:27
I'm never pale, Lucy. Shut your dirty mouth. I'm never pale. Be outside this winter. Your boyfriend is not going to come and find you at your doorstep knocking on the door. You have to be out in the world. I am a type A. I'm the first daughter. I don't know peace. I would take myself to a dinner with a appendicitis hanging out the side of my stomach. I don't know how to let people down. Don't be worried about being single at Christmas. You don't have to buy some smelly, flaccid man a Christmas present. You can spend all the money on yourself. Some of those relationships your pals are in will suck. Those men will have smelly ass cracks, they'll be tight with money, they'll have a mother-in-law that is a bat from hell.
Olivia Attwood 2:09
Sometimes alone is good. What's been the best decision of your year so far? Giving Pete a chance.
Olivia Attwood 2:23
Hi, dolls. Welcome back to Olivia's house. I'm afraid to tell you summer is officially over. I mean, I'm not mad at it because I am. This is like witching season for me. I love an October, November, December situation. I think there's so much fun to be had. Just you're going to be cold. OK, so a little bit less apple spritz, a little bit more mulled wine. Get comfy and let's get into it. Okay, so obviously it's my house, my rules, and I have to play by them too. I'm going to leave some stuff at the door, but I'm actually running a bit of an inspirational blank. So can you give me some ideas, Lucy? 11 p.m. dinner reservations. Leave at the door for summer. Just because we're going dark at like 5 p.m. is different when it's going dark at 10.
Olivia Attwood 3:09
And like if you're in Ibiza, you would have a 10, 11 o'clock sit down. But for winter, I'm going to need to bring it forward.
Lucy 3:16
Saying, fuck it, I'm on holiday.
Olivia Attwood 3:18
Yeah, valid all year round because it's like, fuck it, it's Halloween. Fuck it, it's fireworks night. Fuck it, it's Christmas. Valid. Bikini admin. Do you mean bikini tax? Bikini tax. Bikini tax. When you work out to, you know, feel good in your bikini. No, you've got to pay the tax in the winter because otherwise the debt tax is going to come for you when you're crying in your swimsuit in May. You have to build your summer body in the winter. Paying £25 for a cocktail just because you're abroad. Do you know what? And I guess I'm coming from a point of privilege here because this is not an option for everyone. I'm very self-aware of that.

How does Olivia define her “autumn era” and why does she want the rest of 2026 to be different?

Olivia Attwood 3:56
But I don't mind getting ripped off for a beverage, you know. Like, you know, threaten me with a £500 bottle of rosé every time. There's something kind of humbling about it.

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