Share & Goon & Tell with Desus Nice and Katie Nolan (NSFW)
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Why are we constantly confronted by p*rn?
Welcome to Pablo Torre Finds Out. I am Pablo Torre, and today we're going to find out what this sound is. Are you familiar with your WikiFeet page?
Yeah, it was a five. I think it's dropped.
You're a four, nine, seven now. Is it out of ten?
Out of five?
Out of five?
How f***ing dare you?
Right after this ad.
Yo.
Yo.
Just talking about you.
I haven't seen you in so long. Me too. I haven't seen you. Good, fine. How have you been? Good, good.
It's a nice color. Thanks for coming in, man. Thanks for doing this.
Am I here or am I here? Thanks for doing this like you're the representative of gooning and you're ready to talk about it.
Oh, no.
Thanks for doing this.
It's very disturbing.
He's the ambassador from... Halfway through that article. That is tough.
It's a lot. It's tough. It is a lot.
Katie, you want one? Yeah, why not? Oh, you don't even trust us to do that anymore.
No, they've taken that.
That's crazy.
They take the steering wheel from me here now.
That's crazy.
They really don't trust me.
This is exactly what I hope for when I open a Halloween-sized Starburst. Those are the two I'm pulling for, and I got them. Don't thumbs down me. It's because you can eat them at the same time. If you're a real freaking freak like me, you take them and you twist them into like a twisty thing, and then you... Two Starbursts, Mondani's New York, you see?
Starting already.
Starting already, you guys.
Miscegenating Starbursts.
What? Are we going to be using words like that this whole time?
Yeah, listen.
Miscegenating.
I mean...
That's what it is, legally speaking.
Thank you. Thank you. I burnt myself cooking.
What were you cooking?
Oh, I don't remember. I don't do it a lot, but I put my arm up against the side of the oven. You're not supposed to do that. Wouldn't recommend it.
That's a fresh wound?
It was last week sometime.
Oh, I see it now. Last week at some point.
Did you put anything on it?
You were going to say ibuprofen.
I was going to say it. It's not ibuprofen. What's the other thing? It's the...
I know what you're talking about, but I don't.
We both have gum in our mouths, too, right?
We're both not being good at this.
No, old New York is back, man. Old New York is back.
What is goon fuel and how is it used?
I'm about to spit this on a sidewalk. You're a boy.
I was drinking a beer with Kathy Hochul. That's how you say it, right?
Honestly, a pretty good hang.
No chance.
I could see it.
She had the jacket on. No chance.
She was dressed in her Bill's regalia. She looked like a member of Grizzota.
I was like, let's go.
I didn't.
I couldn't believe when she said that the, she thought, tax the rich was let's go bills. You know what? I don't think.
Every now and then when you have your family together, someone says something whack and everyone just keeps talking. Yeah. And that was that. That was that. All right. All right. This might be auntie's last unsupervised visit. I do hope Curtis Lee Wastick's around, though. He's not going anywhere.
He's been here since like... He lives in the subway, I think.
I think he was like the second resident in New York. He's not going anywhere. The original Guardian Angels were raccoons, so he's just going to keep running around. They had little red berets. It was cute until it wasn't.
It's a hell of a hat. Not seeing fashion risks like that being taken elsewhere.
Should we talk about gooning? Why not? Baby, let's goon.
I assumed that's what you were doing.
Yes.
I assume we're here to talk about that big gooning Bible that was published. The big piece that had everybody talking about the gooning.
The greatest contribution to the Western canon in... The history of gooning literature. Great and disturbing reporting.
Yes.
Yes.
It's just like when you watch National Geographic and you just find out about a world that completely exists and you need nothing about it.
I didn't even know they made horses like that. You know, it's like I didn't even know that was happening.
The toilets flush backwards. Yeah. It's that kind of thing. But now it's just like, hey, do you know everything about masturbation? Turn it on its head and throw it out because we're doing something different here.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why are we constantly confronted by p*rn?
0:00–2:05
2
What is goon fuel and how is it used?
2:05–5:25
3
What are goon caps and their significance?
5:25–9:39
4
How does gooning relate to loneliness?
9:39–12:14
5
What is the concept of a goon cave?
12:14–16:04
6
How do gooners remix existing pornography?
16:04–19:21
7
What are the psychological effects of gooning?
19:21–25:16
8
Can gooning provide a sense of community?
25:16–34:27
Speakers
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