NFL Week 14, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Snow Bowl Win, Packers Beat The Bears, Chiefs Might Be Done + CFP Bracket Reveal And Who's Back Of The Week

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Big Cat 0:40
On today's part of my take, presented by DraftKings, week 14 in the NFL. We had some incredible football that we're going to recap. We also have a college football bracket. JMU is in. Notre Dame is out. We're going to recap everything.

What happened in the Bills vs. Bengals game?

Big Cat 0:56
We have every game from Sunday. We have fastest two minutes. College football. Championship Saturday. Who's back of the week. Great show for you. And also a little bonus. PFT and Hank have paid off their Mount Rushmore bet. So they are sitting here with spray tans and frosted tips. And they look incredible. So go watch if you're listening right now. And it's all brought to you by our friends at Game Time.

How did the Steelers perform against the Ravens?

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Big Cat 2:52
The crown is yours. Today is Monday, December 8th, week 14.
Big Cat 3:08
And let us be the last to forget Pearl Harbor Day. We start in snowy Cleveland where it's been far from a storybook season for the Browns. This would have been a BFG, a bad football game if it weren't for Harold Dahl Fanning and the Jerry Hungry Caterpillar. Judy, that is. On the other side, the Titans are like chat roulette. Usually when you tune in, it's Dick. But today, webcam war did his job. The Browns defense forgot to put a Pollard on Tony as the small dog had more bite than bark running for 161 yards and two scores. And the game came down to a two-point conversion. And in true Browns fashion, the team drew up a play with Quinn Sean Williams, Scott Judkins saying, dude, where's the ball supposed to go?
Big Cat 3:55
As the Titans win their second game of the year. Titans 31, Browns 29. Whoop, whoop. We go to Minnesota, where Vikings fans have been watching quarterback play this year from J.J. McCarthy and Carson Wentz as their own personal 9-11. But nine-inch nails looked at the commanders and said, I will make you hurt. The commies drove down the field behind Jaden Jack Daniels, making some very whiskey throws, but found Tebow Samuel absolutely positively refusing to score, even though very attractive targets were practically throwing themselves at him. After that, it was all Vikings as Josh Oliver Twist caught a touchdown and said, I want some more, sir, and caught another one. Justin Thomas Jefferson saw the opposing fans claiming they were from the district and said, UDC or UVA?
Big Cat 4:49
But he had a hard time handling the Duke today, too, putting up a no-show. Daniels, meanwhile, exited the game to welcome rookie Shador Sanders into the 300-yard passing club, a career milestone for any young quarterback. Congrats to Shador. The Commanders get shut out because they're complete dogshit and are now on Caleb Downs' watch. The Vikings show life, and JJ is aging like 5'9". Vikings, 31. Commanders, nothing. We head to Baltimore where Max was there for the big AFC North battle.

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