NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Huge Comeback, Chiefs Eliminated, Mahomes And Micah Parsons Injuries + Who's Back Of The Week
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What were the key moments in the Bills vs. Patriots game?
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On today's part in my take presented by DraftKings week 15 in the NFL. We had a crazy, crazy Sunday. A lot of pretty catastrophic injuries. Some big time games. The playoff picture is getting a little bit clearer. We have some eliminated teams. Don't let the Bengals in the playoffs. We won't.
How did injuries impact the Chiefs' playoff chances?
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Welcome to part of my take presented by DraftKings.
The crown is yours. Today is Monday, December 15th. Week 15.
They're not going to get them.
We start in Chicago where the wind was blowing and the Iceman cometh as Caleb Pharrell Williams made the Bears faithful happy as he hit DJ more, more, more. How do you like it? How do you like it? For two touchdowns. And the route was on as DeAndre 3000 Swift said. The Browns' defense swells like poo, poo, poo, running for 98 yards and two scores himself. As for the Browns, Shaderp Sanders went oopsie not once, not twice, but three times as he was legend-spoiled dairy as the milk has gotten rotten for the Cleveland offense. The one bright spot was... Making my way to the quarterback. Walking fast. Lineman pass and I got a sack. Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles. Garrett, if I could see you tonight.
I butchered that, but thanks to Vanessa Carlton for allowing me to use her hit song.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And I want you. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And I need you.
Bears 31, Browns 3.
We're going to Kansas City, where the Chiefs look to continue their 11-year streak of everyone hating them by making the playoffs.
Meanwhile, Patrick Mahomio and Jew Juliet Smith-Schuster seem to be a forbidden connection by the Chargers' defense. Ke'Andre had a little Lambert fleece the Chiefs for a touchdown, and day in, Me say day in. Hindley. Daylight coming. I pick off my homes. Had a really big pick. Tickling Andy Reid's tonsils.
And for the first time in the history of part of my take, the Kansas City Chiefs have been eliminated from making the NFL playoffs. Huh? Huh? Huh? The Chargers, 16. The Chiefs, 13.
We head to Foxborough where Hank was on the scene. In snowy Foxborough, the game started hot for New England. Started off hot for New England when Drake, Drake, Drake? Me! Skipper it in for two first quarter touchdowns. Travion Ricky Henderson was flying past Pills defenders on a 52-yard rushing TD to put the Pats up 21-0. In the second half, the Patriots couldn't stop a nosebleed. The Bills did whatever the fuck they wanted. The refs had their heads off their asses in the past. He gave up four straight touchdown drives and the division title was still not clinched.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–0:40
2
What were the key moments in the Bills vs. Patriots game?
0:40–1:06
3
How did injuries impact the Chiefs' playoff chances?
1:06–52:29
4
What injuries impacted the Bears' performance in their game against the Browns?
52:29–53:04
5
How did the Bears manage to dominate the Browns?
53:04–54:57
6
What are the implications of the playoff standings for the Bears and Lions?
54:57–1:45:11
7
What injuries impacted the Broncos vs. Packers game?
1:45:11–1:45:41
8
How did Micah Parsons' injury affect the Packers' season?
1:45:41–2:37:03
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