NFL Week 16, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders Beat The Eagles, The Chiefs Are Going To Win It All, College Football Playoffs And More
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What happened in the NFL Week 16 Fastest 2 Minutes?
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We'll be back on Friday for a preview of Week 17, but we're going to have to talk college football playoffs as well, and we're going to start with Fastest Two Minutes.
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How did the Chiefs perform against the Texans?
Welcome to part of my take presented by DraftKings. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code TAKE. That's code TAKE for new customers. Get $150 in bonus bets if your bet wins when you bet just $5. Happy holidays from DraftKings. The crown is yours. Today is Monday, December 23rd, week 16. What? Bumbo! We start in Kansas City where Patrick Swayze Mahomes said pain don't hurt as he bounced off Texan defenders for a first-half score on a bum ankle. Xavier, we are not worthy, we're scum, we suck was the opposite of that as he said game on, Garth, as the Chiefs come down the home stretch of the season. The Texans fought hard, but CJ can't read cloud coverage through two picks spoiling the upset bid as Kareem Bergen Fish and Hunt Club said murder, murder. What murder as the Chiefs continue killing their competition. Chiefs 27, Texans 19.
We go over to Baltimore where Najee, I see Harris, I see France. I dumped a log of Schittsburg in my underpants, had a costly fumble, and Ben hooked on Scronix, gave Russell Wilson some very difficult reads, mixing up his L's and W's. The Ravens' tight end touchdown duel was the answer to the question of what Air Force base is closest to MNT Bank Stadium. Likely Andrews. Derrick Henry VIII took the Steelers for a pride, while TJ turned down for what? Got outplayed by little John Harbaugh, seeing the ball downfield giving shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shots to everybody! And let us be the first to wish you all a very Lamar-y Christmas as the Ravens roll Baltimore 34, Pittsburgh 17.
Over to Sunday in Indianapolis where Jonathan Taylor Swift, coming off a game where he was called the anti-hero, decided to shake it off and tell the haters, look what you made me do as he ran to all the blank spaces on Sunday, amassing 218 yards on the ground and three touchdowns. Rudolph, the backup QB, made some very shitty throws. Remember when Miles Garrett assaulted him? I would even say he blows. Colts 38, Titans 30.
To Carolina, where we say, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a Shug night, as the Cards' playoff chances are on death row in this matchup of the two shortest QBs. Chuba Indian in the Hubbard has turned into a real young adult, running for two touchdowns and the game-winning score.
What were the key moments in the Ravens vs. Steelers game?
Dave Panama Canales says it's not so easy to travel from west to east, as the Panthers get their fourth win on the season. The Panthers, 36. The Cardinals, 34.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happened in the NFL Week 16 Fastest 2 Minutes?
0:00–2:01
2
How did the Chiefs perform against the Texans?
2:01–4:47
3
What were the key moments in the Ravens vs. Steelers game?
4:47–6:11
4
What led to the Commanders' victory over the Eagles?
6:11–11:09
5
How did the Bengals fare against the Browns?
11:09–12:38
6
What were the highlights from the Lions vs. Bears game?
12:38–14:38
7
What happened in the Colts vs. Titans match?
14:38–25:37
8
What did we learn from the College Football Playoffs discussion?
25:37–2:30:53
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