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How do Hannah and Zoe kick off the episode and what’s the vibe of their 30‑year‑old selves?
What is it in this one's love's life? Makes it all worthwhile. It's the small thing, the big thing, the humor profundity that I notice go root around it. Mess around it, figure it out, it's poking around.
Oh She just got really hyper right at the top.
Welcome to poking around. Welcome to b poking around.
We're both 30 now, so we're out of that. First time we're recording
both 30s.
In our 30s. You can tell because Hannah slicked back her hair with a special hair slicking back kit that she bought online. I
ordered a kit online for slugging back hair. I really like it. Okay, I think it does like 'cause the hair is really dirty. I was like, here's my chance to use the kit. Yeah. It's a really good thing to do when your hair's dirty but you still don't want to look like a normally with my
hair. No, well that's why I'm wearing this hat. You did not wanna see what was happening under the hat today. But I don't think I wanna experiment with the slick bag, but I think when you have bangs it makes it really tricky. Really tricky.
But you know what? Like Do you slick the bangs too, or do you leave them? You can look on TikTok, but basically I would think you might be able to slick the bangs because I I put like a wax stick on my head. I got a wax stick. I got a wax stick and I put a bunch of oil in my hands, like hair oil. Yeah. And I made the top of my head really my hair was already oily. Of course. Due to not showering. But I showered my body today, just so everyone knows. But I put a bunch of oil on my hair and then I like cause it's all most of it's staying back, but like a lot of these pieces typically would be falling out. Of course. I pulled these pieces out. Otherwise I felt I look a bit a bit
baby
bald.
Baby
baldy.
Balding. Balding. So here's a lesson I wanted to share that I learned the very day after I turned 30 is the power of wearing a pair of heels with a pair of jeans. I'm wearing this these jeans right now that I got at a gig on Friday, two days after my birthday. Yeah. And I wore them. Maybe I'll just stand.
Yeah, Zoe will stand, she's away from the microphone, but she's basically doing All right, I think that that will look really good in the video. That's gonna be perfect. I think
it read just right. Um but basically so I'm wearing these. I'm wearing these little numbers because, of course, what else could I wear? But on Friday at my gig, I had this pair of like open-toed little kitten heels, black heels. And I was looking at myself in the mirror and I was like, I'm addicted to how I look in my jeans and my heels. I was like, I look so woman up. I looked amazing. But then I did my whole day in my jeans and my heels. And then at the end of the day, I was like, I'm basically gonna lose my feet now. I know. I know. And also my feet have been basic like Open toed heels on the streets of New York. I get why they were doing it in Sex in the City. Like it looks amazing. It makes your outfit look so good.
It's also like my feet are filthy. I need to take a shower just for my feet before I put them in my bed. Like, yeah. They're basically covered in like poo.
They're covered in pee pee and
because like you know about the streets of New York, like they are not clean. Well,
like as a little girl, I knew that it was goaded to wear heels with jeans because I would see adults doing it and be like, basically. That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life. And it's so it extends your legs. It extends the leg. I was
like, I put on these heels, this, these jeans this morning with these p shoes. And I was like, they look good. They look fine. Like I'm happy with how I look. And then I tried on my g my heels again with them. And I was like, I look like a princess with the longest legs.
I look like a long-legged princess on my gene day. It's also so New York City to have your wearing your sneakers with your heels in your bag. Yes. And you are walking to where you have to go. And then when you arrive, you take off your sneakers, you put on your heels, but then you've got this big problem where you have to put your sneakers.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
How do Hannah and Zoe kick off the episode and what’s the vibe of their 30‑year‑old selves?
0:00–7:28
2
Why do the hosts obsess over the perfect combo of heels and jeans and how does it relate to confidence?
7:28–14:55
3
What is the story behind Elise Powers’ poem “I Paid an Etsy Witch $14.86 for Better Luck” and why do they call it a “placebo spell”?
14:55–21:09
4
How do the hosts explore the line between magic, science and belief while discussing astrology and the universe?
21:09–27:45
5
What crazy moments and behind‑the‑scenes stories emerge from their experience at BookCon’s Fantasy Ball?
27:45–34:39
6
How do Hannah, Zoe and their friends create on‑the‑spot poems and why do they invite listeners to submit their own?
34:39–41:53
7
What’s the hilarious (and slightly awkward) tale about the missing vibrator and why does it become a “sexy‑stuff” segment?
41:53–48:10
8
How do the hosts wrap up the episode, tease upcoming membership perks and say goodbye?
48:10–55:34