Limitations of Language

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What do Zoe and Hannah talk about in the opening banter and introductions?

Unknown 0:00
What is it in this one's love's life? Makes it all worthwhile. It's the small thing the big thing the humor profundity that I notice go root around it. Mess around it, figure it out, it's poking around.
Zoe Branch 0:35
Hello Hello.
Hannah Monsour 0:37
Welcome to Poking Around the Podcast. Where we joke around about poems and we poem around about jokes.
Zoe Branch 0:42
I'm Zoe.
Hannah Monsour 0:43
And I'm Hannah.
Zoe Branch 0:44
And we are coming to you today, basically not having seen each other for two full weeks. And I personally am running on about two hours of collective sleep. Across that entire time.
Hannah Monsour 0:59
Zoe's in town for one day and she's spending it recording poking around the pond doing this.
Unknown 1:05
Yes.
Zoe Branch 1:05
Yeah. I landed. Okay, so right now it's three PM on a Monday, okay? I landed back in New York at nine. I got home at eleven. I basically sat down, came here.
Hannah Monsour 1:19
We both just chugged two porn star martinis.
Zoe Branch 1:24
Don't ask us what that is, we don't know.
Hannah Monsour 1:25
Basically the place across the street does a happy hour where they serve porn star martinis. And we were both really hungry, slash thirsty, slash tired, slash in bad moods.
Zoe Branch 1:36
Yeah. So this this episode is sponsored by that experience.
Unknown 1:40
Yeah, by porn starmartini dot com.
Zoe Branch 1:44
Um, which has a shot of Prosecco in it. Yes. And something else, like tangerine. It has tangerine in it. I got three tattoos since I've got a lot of. I know.
Hannah Monsour 1:55
I'm like, I haven't even seen Zoe with her do tattoos.
Zoe Branch 1:58
I got a little sparrow tattoo on my wrist, which is a really crazy and brave place to get a tattoo. That's great. This is my tattoo where I was like I have tattoos now. You know There's no hiding it. There's this tattoo, it's like on the top side of my arm on my wrist, like almost on my hand. Yeah. Um and I just was feeling really brave about it, I suppose. That's great. Life is short. Life is short. And I also was like, I already have tattoos. So like why am I pretending?
Hannah Monsour 2:28
And who cares? Tattoo schnatos like everyone has them.
Zoe Branch 2:31
Tattoo schnattoo. Also, like I never want a real job again in my life. Like what am I worried about?
Hannah Monsour 2:39
Right. Even real jobs, it's like I'm a poet.
Zoe Branch 2:42
And even real jobs these days I know like get over your tattoos. It's no big deal. Yeah. Um yeah, and then I got a little seven two seven, which are my numbers that I like. And then I got a bunch of little stars on the arm. Because I also like stars. Stars are great. Yeah.
Hannah Monsour 3:00
They're in the night sky. And they are from which we came.
Zoe Branch 3:04
Stars are so like magical. And don't get to remember started about stars.
Hannah Monsour 3:13
Don't get me started. To lay down on your back in a field while you're camping and look at the stars. Let's go camping. Forget. Oh, yeah, definitely. Okay.
Zoe Branch 3:23
We've never gone can well we went camping together that one time you had monov
Hannah Monsour 3:27
I had mononucleosis unbeknownst to me and Zoe and I camped for one night and I was like I'm so hot.
Unknown 3:35
I'm so hot. I'm sweating so much. I can't I slept great. I was like, I'm really tired, but I can't sleep and I don't feel well and I'm hot. I'm so
Zoe Branch 3:58
And I probably didn't get it because I already had it. So I'm like immune or something.
Hannah Monsour 4:03
That is how it goes with mononucleosis.
Zoe Branch 4:05
Yeah. I'm like, I I already have all those cells in my body and they like to flare up and cause big problems for me.
Hannah Monsour 4:10
Those commercials as a kid when they do you do you remember like commercials warn you against mononucleosis? The kissing disease. I was like I will never kiss. Like, but you have to kiss.
Zoe Branch 4:24
No, of course. And of course, I got my mononucleosis from Perrin because we shared a drink at Disneyland. Perrin York. Perrin York gave me mononucleosis.
Hannah Monsour 4:36
I like watched those commercials as a kid and I was like, Why is no one talking about them? The dangers of kissing. I was like, okay, that's enough for me. I will never kiss.
Zoe Branch 4:48
But kissing is the great joy of life.
Hannah Monsour 4:50
I didn't know that when I was like well, I was like, you know, eleven, dreaming about kissing.

Why do the hosts spend a whole segment on porn‑star martinis and their weird happy‑hour experience?

Hannah Monsour 4:55
Then I saw this and I was like Kissing can cause death.
Zoe Branch 5:00
I will say mono almost killed me. It did. But I didn't even kiss Perrin. I just drank her drink.
Hannah Monsour 5:08
I don't know where I got it from. I was twenty seven though. Yeah. But we'll go camping.
Zoe Branch 5:12
I'll say that I'm thirty now, dreaming about kissing. Kissing's amazing.

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