Chapter 1: What did the hosts discuss during their press run?
Ooh, that crease do be funky on something. It do if you don't oil it down, deodorant it down. Okay, so what's the booty? Powder it down. So I be using the booty deodorant. So you got to put it up the crack. Mm-hmm. Oh, so it can go in there. Yeah. Okay. So it can go in there. Okay. Then you put it underneath the crease, the cuff. Okay. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Then you put it underneath your breasts.
You know I love breasts. A breast. Breast is very mature, but I'm also getting very mature, so I should start using breasts. Yeah, you have breasts. I'm 34 now. I have breasts. Yeah, you definitely got breasts. I have breasts. They old. It's time for a redo. Yeah, you got breasts. These is 10 years old. They definitely breasts. How old are mine? They was titties after the first year or two.
Now they breasts. I got my new ones in 2022. But you ain't got to get them swapped out. No, I don't have to do nothing. That's what I got to do, though. Yeah, I don't got to do nothing. It's almost that time. Breasts. I have breasts. Breasts. So... Me and my breasts, we need a little extra body. Yeah, we need to be secure. So that's what y'all have to start doing.
Y'all need to find some type of layer to put in the crease. Whatever works for you, whether it's a powder, whether it's a deodorant, whether it's, you know, a little spray or something. You need to do something. Well, no, this is the problem. Y'all are getting out the shower, drying off with a towel, and just spraying yourself in lotion. That's not enough. First, it starts in the shower.
So I have, it's called, it's a body wash. It's a neutralizer.
What? Oh, I don't have my phone. What's that body company called? Nobody got their phone.
Anyways, I can't think of the name. That picture look cute. Let me see. I'm weak. So it's a body wash that neutralizes the body odor. So no matter what you've been doing, it's going to clean your body, but it's going to neutralize the odor, right? So after I do that, then I go in with my niacinamide. Is that saying it right? I don't know. Niacinamide? Niacinamide. Whatever. That's what she said.
It's a vitamin C body wash. So I go in with that afterwards. Then on my third wash, that's when I go in with my LaVey S. Bell body gel. I do two washes. I don't do three. Well, the only reason I do three... I do two, and then I do two coochie washes with a coochie cleaner. Only reason I do three is because... The neutralizer. I need that odor.
You know how sometimes your natural pheromones, sometimes people just stink naturally.
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Chapter 2: Why do people find Twitter to be toxic?
Did you use a... What is it called? Cheeky pasta?
No, I didn't. That's why I said it was a cheat meal. I was cheap. I went all the way. You didn't see me, nine. I didn't. I only made... You know, I cook for one. Or sometimes if I cook, you know, I'm cooking... I cook for whoever in the house at the time. You should have showed up. You would have got you a plate.
Well, how did I know you was cooking if you didn't tell me?
Well, you better call.
I don't feel like you should call people when they cooking. I feel like they should call you. You're cooking.
No, I cook all the time.
So you should be like, hey Dre, I cook. No. You live next door. Do you want a plate?
I'll bring you a plate next time. I will. Because that salmon was fire.
Okay.
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