Dumb Football Questions: Why did Norv Turner QUIT the 2016 Minnesota Vikings?; Will NFL free agency be CHAOS in 2027?
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What is the opening banter and how do the hosts set up the episode?
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It's three guys who combined to play 15 seasons in the National Football League trenches. Well, two guys. And Mackie who didn't do sh. This is the O-line committee. Then it's probably the short guy's fault. Oh my god, that is hilarious. Oh my I knew.
I knew I knew something was wrong. We're sitting here, it clicked over to showtime and I'm looking at the comment section and there's nothing. Not not a thing. Not a late, not aware of the boys, not there was no odds on who was gonna be late or not. So Mackie gets Mackie, this is gonna be a big one. You get an M E. Yeah you get a late flying. Yep. And I'm probably gonna have to give you an S F R S R. I think I think those are I think you're getting three of 'em. Three of them. Does the trio equal a
Does the trio equal a conduct unbecoming? 'Cause it's getting close. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. It's close. It's close.
We're here. If he couldn't have gotten the link to work, hundred percent conduct unbecome. If there was like no no episode at all, people just like basically like when we did our whole silent podcast, that was conduct unbecome becoming our first ever recorded together. And it was eight minutes were silent movie. Just a silent movie.
Did we ever figure out what switch was pushed that turned it all off? Or was it the batteries died?
We did not. No, it was it was some I don't know. I it it it was like two years. I don't remember, but no point hundred percent my fault. You it's I bought all this new equipment because Jay was gonna be in town. You guys were doing your little summit with the offensive linemen or whatever. I think I mean you you had you had a bunch like Zenner was there, you had a bunch of you had a bunch of dudes there, and I'm all excited with my let's record an episode in person with this new equipment I bought did not Not test it at all whatsoever before we did the episode. Predictably turned out.
We're here forty forty thousand subs later and we are officially one week away from training camp beginning. By the way, you know how I know this?
Because today was the last day for all the rookies in the gym. And I was sad, I may have cried a little bit. And I want to bring this up because this happened the other day. Friday we go to Vadness, right? And so we're up in Vadness sports complex and I have everything in the back of my truck. And there's a lot of shit I have to bring. So I'm I take in the bag, right? We're not talking about North Turner. Not happening.
How toxic do you want to give?
So I get I get the bag, I go in, and I'm like, I'm gonna leave the donut. And I'm like, hey, listen. I'll get the donut later. I totally forget about the donut. But I go downstairs and I'm like running around and I'm setting up and I go, shit, I gotta go get the donut. So I run all the way out to my truck. It's not there. I'm like shit, somebody stole the donut from us. So I run back in and I'm like, how do I tell Bill somebody took it? Well, there it is sitting there. And I was like, Oh my God. How did it get in here? So I go over the rookies and I go, I know the vets didn't get it. I go, Hey, did uh did you guys bring that in here? And they're like, Yeah, I go, Did I tell you to bring that in here? They were like, No.
We just remembered that we put it in your truck and we came down here today and didn't see it. And so we figured it was probably still in your truck and we went and got it. And I like started crying. I was like, I am so ready, dude. I am so proud of you. The rookies are ready. I'm so proud of you for fucking putting two and two together, unlike everybody else in this fucking world that can't figure shit out.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening banter and how do the hosts set up the episode?
0:00–8:24
2
Will NFL free agency become absolute chaos in 2027?
8:24–17:50
3
Why were Tom Pelissero and other ESPN staff laid off?
17:50–27:32
4
Why did Norv Turner quit the 2016 Minnesota Vikings?
27:32–36:18
5
How do you rank fullbacks, H‑backs, inline tight ends, running backs and wide receivers by trustworthiness in pass protection?
36:18–40:58
6
Were you a bully as a kid and do you feel remorse now?
40:58–43:00
7
What is the ‘F1 Minute’ and why does it matter to the show?
43:00–43:57
8
What are the final take‑aways and closing thoughts from this episode?
43:57–44:07
Speakers
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