REAL AF with Andy Frisella
1002. Andy & DJ CTI: Former Prince Andrew Arrested, Chicago Bears Leaving Chicago & World War 3
20 Feb 2026
Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
What is up guys, it's Andy Frisella and this is the show for the realest.
Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys. Today we have Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do.
what cti stands for if you didn't know now you know means cruise the internet so we put topics on the screen we talk about and speculate on things that are going on in the world and uh and then we uh we have a couple laughs that's what we do here on the show so let's just get right into it man you guys all know the deal all right don't be a hoe share the show yeah and and and by the way
Don't pretend that you're not a hoe. If you're a hoe, just be a hoe. There's a lot of motherfuckers pretending they're not being hoes. Just be you. Own it. I'm DJ. I'm a hoe. Just own it. That means share the fucking show. That's right.
all right hell yeah what's up man hell yeah bro yeah it's chicago you got you put the whole headline in there what's the title you got the title what's the title oh that's great yeah no that's good that's good that's good dean gallberry happy birthday i figured we started off a good one You see that was Chico? Was it? Yeah, it was Chico. Oh, that was rich. Dean Goldberry.
He's right in there with Gay Boners. That's right. They're homies. Oh, fuck, man. All right. Oh, man. So what's going on, man? Yeah, man. Guys, it's a great day to be alive. It is a great day to be alive. Question. Did you get road rage often at all? Did you sue? Do I? Yeah. It was kind of like calm down with age and maturity. Dude, I was just saying this before we got on the show.
I was telling the guys here. You were out of the room because we were talking about you. Got it. But, you know, I was saying like... Par for the course. Yeah. I was saying like, y'all ever like look around... and you look at everybody and you're like, what the fuck is going on? And then like, you start wondering if it's you. You're like, am I the fucking idiot? Like, am I stupid?
Things seem to be going well for me. Like, am I stupid? You know? And that's kind of the attitude I have when I'm driving. You know what I'm saying? Like, I see people do shit and I'm like, huh. Yeah. Yeah. So that's how the idiots do it. How'd you put clothes on? Yeah, that's what I think about. I'm like, how the fuck did you get dressed today? Yeah.
I mean, that's pretty much what I think every time I leave this building. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, I used to have road rage really bad. Like, really, really bad. Especially on my bike. Like, if I'm on my motorcycle, bro, I've been known to punch some side mirrors off. You probably shouldn't tell on yourself like that. Oh, that's fine. Yeah. No, that's fine. Allegedly, I've been, you know.
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Chapter 2: What are the key themes of road rage discussed?
But then you went back in the closet? Yeah, then I was like, you know. You came out a little bit, and you were like, oh, I got to get back in there. People are going to see. No, actually, what it was when I test drove it, it was a one-up off of Olive, I think. And we got on 270, okay? And I'm driving. I'm like, oh, this is fucking cool.
And then some dude, like, pulls up, decks us, and I'm like, nice truck. He fucking looks, and he, like, gives me a face of disgust. Yeah. Yeah, you felt gay, didn't you? Yeah. What did I do? You know what I'm saying? Listen, I felt pretty good driving it, though. It felt good. Nobody feels good driving this. I just didn't like how people looked at me.
The only way you could feel good driving a car like that is if you never drove a real car. A man's car. Yeah, a man's man's car. Like a 70 Chevelle. Yeah. Yeah. Ford Probe. A Ford Probe? Yeah.
Yeah.
Or basically anything. Anything else. Yeah. That's right. That's right. Anyway. Yeah. Sick. All right. Fucking Teslas. Yeah, man. Well, guys, you guys know how this works, man. We're going to go through some stuff. We're going to check some things out. Should you guys want to verify any of this information, these articles, links, pictures, videos, go to andyforsella.com.
You guys can check them all linked out there for you. Shall we begin? We shall.
Let's dance.
Let's do it. Hello one guys, you know now before we get started. Oh, how mad am I gonna get? Actually, no, actually it won't I mean listen Are we talking headline one or are we talking like old show? Are we going like, what are we doing here? Yeah, no, we're fine. Yeah, it'll be good. It's good.
Well, I've had a pretty stress-free day, so if I do get angry, it means the show's really fucking pissing me off. Yeah. Anyway. We'll try to keep the winning winning, baby. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, headline one, we got an arrest. He's in jail. Prince Andrew's in jail. And he's out. And he's out. Yep. He's... Yep. The 11 hours is how long he was in custody.
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Chapter 3: What recent events involving Prince Andrew are covered?
You know, so... Yeah, I think we're going to see a lot of that shit. Yeah, fuck, man. Yeah. Yeah, guys, jump in on this conversation, man. Let us know what you guys think. Anything crazy?
Not really, but John on Twitter is asking a little up on the chat. Do you still think the slow roll of info is on purpose?
Yes, I do. I do. Listen, I've said this like 50 times now. Look, man. It might be going a little too slow. Look, dude. It is going too slow. You know what I'm saying? No, no, no. It is. Yeah. But it's also not. Okay? Because the normal person still doesn't grasp what's happening. Yeah. But it's happening. Right? You're seeing it happen. Okay? We are way ahead of the game.
the people that listen to this show, the people on the internet, the people on TikTok and Instagram and YouTube and X, they're ahead of it, dude. Remember, most people don't spend their lives on the fucking internet. They're just now hearing about this. And not only are they just now hearing about this, it's getting dumped on them from like...
know imagine us having this dumped on us not knowing what we knew for the last six years right it's like a very that's why you see people walking around not saying shit totally depressed right now people are fucking like going through the uh dark soul of the night where they're having to face reality of what is actually going on yeah and
and it's both sides calling for it to be released yeah like everybody like it's not like oh this is just a right we know this is the time for people to unify on this line this is the truth and um and but to answer the question here's why i think that john because I can't think of another way that you could actually hold these people accountable. I just can't think of it. All right.
And maybe I'm not thinking it through, but I'm pretty good at strategy. I mean, that's what I do every single day being an entrepreneur. And I'm a pretty successful entrepreneur. I'm not the best in the world, but I think I'm all right. Okay. When I try to think of like how this could have played out, And I know everything I know now and I look backwards.
If Trump would have came in on the first day and said, hey, we're arresting all these people, global leaders, banking heads, this, that, the other, the whole world would have been like, dude, he's a tyrant, he's a dictator, da, da, da, da, da. We would have had NATO here. We would have had a whole world unify against us saying that we're occupied by a fucking tyrant.
We would have all kinds of problems. Okay. Then you look at the geopolitical moves that Trump's made and you look at how he secured the oil and how he, the Greenland thing, making our country strategically more defensible.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts view the implications of the Epstein files?
They will behave in a similar manner. But people haven't figured out that we have a role to play. You cannot just sit here and think that this is going to regulate itself. It's not going to happen. And to think that...
myself or anybody else that you think should be leading things is going to be able to just make it happen is is a it's an insane thought that's not how the it works and so we have to understand that this takes a coordinated effort that starts with unity because they tell us what they're afraid of by where they put the pain points against us What do they do to us every single day?
They tell us, that guy down the street who prays different than you is the fucking enemy. That guy down the street that's got a different skin tone than you, that guy's the enemy. These people are not the fucking enemy and you know that they're not. So why do you keep falling for it, right? We have a time, this time right now is the closest
that we've ever been to unity literally since 9-11, all right? Because nobody outside of a very small group, like a 1% group of fucking weirdo, you know, weirdo fucking, these people are this much of the population, okay? Everybody else is like, no, dude, they're fucking with kids, fuck them. And that goes for Democrats, Republicans, and Independents.
You have the left now who obviously believes in 2A because they're so scared of ICE that they're going to look. Okay, so we understand the government's corrupt. We all agree that kids shouldn't be fucked with. We all agree that blackmail's wrong. We all agree that fraud's wrong. We all agree that we need to have 2A. We're very close to coming together.
The problem is that we have too many people with too many egos that don't want to just say, yeah, man, I'll work with that motherfucker to get this done. And I'm going to tell you something. In business, you have to work with people sometimes that you don't like to accomplish an outcome. And everybody's trying to, like, monetize this or create some sort of thing. Like, this ain't that time, bro.
this is the time for everybody to come together and fix shit so that we actually can have an economy where we can make some money and succeed and win all right so we have to get smarter about our our tactics when when we laugh and like when we say oh they think we're cheap and this and that yeah look how we behave look how we act we jump at every little thing they do and we don't question any of it as a whole right then the people who do question it
They fight amongst each other. No, I'm right. No, you're right. No, I'm right. No, fuck you. I'm with Trump. No, fuck you. You're not with Trump enough. Oh, you voted for, fuck you. Like, dude, that is what they want. We have to be smarter than them. So like, dude, we have to understand like you guys who come in here and you say, well, fucking do something, pussy motherfucker.
I've been doing something for a long motherfucking time. I've been building companies that employ people. I've been contributing to my fucking my community. I've been putting out content that honestly, if I'm being completely honest, I fucking hate talking about it. I'm much more effective than anybody who's listened to my show before this at talking about how to make money.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of the Chicago Bears leaving for Indiana?
Yeah, they're going to be cutting it. And then they're also going to be increasing property tax by nearly 10%. You remember that? If you're not making over a million dollars, you're fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's everybody. Like, what the fuck?
Yeah, the second option, this 9.5% property tax hike, the mayor estimates, would affect more than 3 million residential units and more than 100,000 commercial buildings. It would also require drawing almost a billion dollars from the city's rainy day fund and another $229 million from the Retiree Health Benefits Trust. Yeah, this is great.
Chapter 6: How does rising property tax impact Chicago residents?
They're off to an amazing start. That's what happens when you can't do math. That's exactly what happens when you can't do math. But here's the thing. What do you think you're going to get when you hire a 35-year-old fucking retard who's never run a motherfucking snow cone stand?
Chapter 7: What are the potential consequences of the U.S. military actions in Iran?
This is what I'm talking about. Okay? What did you think you were going to get? Do you really think that someone who talks good is qualified to run an organization? Those are two different skill sets. Yeah. Yeah. They did it to themselves, bro. Okay. And by the way, what's going to happen when all these millionaires and billionaires fucking leave and don't pay the tax?
Chapter 8: How do the speakers feel about the influence of powerful individuals in politics?
Well, dude. So where's the money going to come from then? Dude. Oh, you mean history is going to repeat itself and there's going to be no tax income and there's going to be no money to draw from and everybody's going to be poorer and then they're going to have a harder time surviving because he just raised your tax by 10%.
Oh, let's not forget about the free bus ride that you fucking voted for, you dumbasses. That's right. You know, a fucking free bus ride sounds good. There's going to be no buses. You know what? Free bus. Okay. Free guy with his hands. Free food for the poor. We're cultured. Okay. You know, the government will just pay it. Mm-hmm. Bro, listen, remember what I was saying about driving in traffic?
I have that feeling right now. Well, I mean, dude, you brought up a really good point, though, Andy. Brought up a really good point. What happens when people just say, hey, fuck this, right? And you, I mean, fill in the blank, dude. It could be taxes. It could be crime, right? It could be fucking, like, how do you expect a business to stay in an environment they can't be profitable in? They can't.
It's math.
I don't know how many times it's fucking say this a Company runs on a certain model There are margin points in there that create the profit for the company when you take the margin points away by doing stupid shit like allowing crime to run rapid or not prosecuting crime for under $1,000 like they did in California or taxing people to the point where that margin goes away the businesses have to leave
Because unlike you, madami blah blah, whatever the fuck your name is, we have to earn our money. That means it has to come from somewhere. The government just doesn't come to our businesses and say, hey, here's fucking $10 million to make up for this money that you're losing because we fucked y'all. No, they definitely don't do that. They actually increase the taxes even more.
Dude, if people actually knew... if people actually understood how smaller and medium-sized businesses like ours and everybody else, the mom and pop, if you actually knew how they were taxed,
There would be a fucking revolt tomorrow because the thing is, is that they justify these taxes on the idea of, well, we've got to take the money because they're greedy and they'll just take advantage of you. They're making so much. If that's true and they are that greedy, then wouldn't they create more fucking jobs to make more fucking money to grow their fucking company in their own community?
Oh, but we're not smart enough to figure that out. Yeah. You see what I'm saying? Yeah.
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