1002. Andy & DJ CTI: Former Prince Andrew Arrested, Chicago Bears Leaving Chicago & World War 3

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Andy Frisella 0:03
What is up guys, it's Andy Frisella and this is the show for the realest.
DJ CTI 0:20
Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys. Today we have Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. what cti stands for if you didn't know now you know means cruise the internet so we put topics on the screen we talk about and speculate on things that are going on in the world and uh and then we uh we have a couple laughs that's what we do here on the show so let's just get right into it man you guys all know the deal all right don't be a hoe share the show yeah and and and by the way Don't pretend that you're not a hoe. If you're a hoe, just be a hoe. There's a lot of motherfuckers pretending they're not being hoes.
DJ CTI 1:10
Just be you. Own it. I'm DJ. I'm a hoe. Just own it. That means share the fucking show. That's right. all right hell yeah what's up man hell yeah bro yeah it's chicago you got you put the whole headline in there what's the title you got the title what's the title oh that's great yeah no that's good that's good that's good dean gallberry happy birthday i figured we started off a good one You see that was Chico? Was it? Yeah, it was Chico. Oh, that was rich. Dean Goldberry. He's right in there with Gay Boners. That's right. They're homies. Oh, fuck, man. All right. Oh, man. So what's going on, man? Yeah, man. Guys, it's a great day to be alive. It is a great day to be alive. Question. Did you get road rage often at all?
DJ CTI 2:19
Did you sue? Do I? Yeah. It was kind of like calm down with age and maturity. Dude, I was just saying this before we got on the show. I was telling the guys here. You were out of the room because we were talking about you. Got it. But, you know, I was saying like... Par for the course. Yeah. I was saying like, y'all ever like look around... and you look at everybody and you're like, what the fuck is going on? And then like, you start wondering if it's you. You're like, am I the fucking idiot? Like, am I stupid? Things seem to be going well for me. Like, am I stupid? You know? And that's kind of the attitude I have when I'm driving. You know what I'm saying? Like, I see people do shit and I'm like, huh. Yeah. Yeah.
DJ CTI 3:08
So that's how the idiots do it. How'd you put clothes on? Yeah, that's what I think about. I'm like, how the fuck did you get dressed today? Yeah. I mean, that's pretty much what I think every time I leave this building. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, I used to have road rage really bad. Like, really, really bad. Especially on my bike. Like, if I'm on my motorcycle, bro, I've been known to punch some side mirrors off. You probably shouldn't tell on yourself like that. Oh, that's fine. Yeah. No, that's fine. Allegedly, I've been, you know. There you go.
Yeah.
DJ CTI 3:38
um you know but but road rage is interesting dude because you know it comes down we talk about you know you know society culture men being men you know solving shit and um this is an interesting little uh little story i caught today on the news feed uh a detroit road rage was about to go left and then one line shut it all down okay let's watch this exchange real quick
Unknown 4:05
What? There was traffic coming the other way, and they had somebody already in the middle lane that was coming over. Hey, man, I didn't get no pussy this morning either. There's something for us to be arguing about. I apologize, bro. You too, man.
DJ CTI 4:26
I respect that. Hey, man. Hey. You know what? Like, here's the deal. You know, a little empathy goes a long way. Oh, bro, I get it. You know what I'm saying? I get it, dude. You know what? I ain't getting nothing this morning either. I get it. I mean, more of that. Yeah, bro. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like, shit, dude. Everybody out here... having a bad day, at least sometimes. You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. But yeah, I used to get mad. Oh, bro. Yeah. But I don't anymore. Yeah, I've grown. I've matured. I get mad when people follow me. I don't like that. Yeah. That's something I don't like. Yeah, no, we don't play that. When I'm driving the cars and shit.

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