1034. REAL AF LIVE | CTI + Q&AF (Summer Smash '26)

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REAL AF with Andy Frisella 1h 31m 3 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 3 months ago
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What recent political events are discussed in the episode?

Gino!
Unknown 0:05
Let the band play. Come on! Let's bring Andy and DJ!
Andy Frisella 0:21
Yeah! What is up, motherfuckers? I'm Andy Purcell and you are listening to the show Paul the Realist. Say goodbye to the lies and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality. Let's fucking go. Let's fucking go. All right, guys. What are we thinking? Are we having a good time? Yeah! All right, you guys ready for a show? Yeah! All right. Don't fuck it up. That's right, that's right, that's right. All right, guys. Thank you guys so much for coming out. I know you guys... A lot of you guys took off work. You spent a lot of money to come out here and be with us, and we don't take that for granted. So before we get started, I just want to take a minute and just say I really appreciate you guys.
Andy Frisella 1:27
DJ and I appreciate you guys supporting the show, sharing the show, and not being motherfucking hoes. That's right. That's right. That's right. All right. Hello, children. Greetings. Salutations. Hell yeah. This is a good crowd. Yeah. This is a good crowd. This is a good crowd. Yeah. Hell yeah. This is the no ho zone. That's right. That's right. That's right. Let's go. All right. All right. So what we got? I think we should cruise the motherfucking internet. Yeah.

How does the Senate's rejection of the SAVE America Act impact future legislation?

Andy Frisella 2:08
I think that'd be fucking sick, right? I heard, too, we got an ASL interpreter here, right?
Unknown 2:15
Yes, right here.
Andy Frisella 2:18
I would like to learn some words in ASL. What about the... No, I'm just playing. I ain't going to go there. I ain't going to go there. Yeah, dude, let's cruise the internet, bro. All right. Yeah, let's do it. Guys, you know how this works. I got my bougie water. You got some bougie water today, too. They gave me some, too. It's a special occasion. I don't even want to open it. I got my white privilege card. There you go. There you go. That means I get to tell the right kind of jokes. That's right. That's right. And I'm black, so there's that. All right, man. Hell yeah, man. Guys, you know how this works. If you guys would like to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyfrisella.com. You guys can check them all out there.
Andy Frisella 3:07
Andy, we do got a fee. We do got a fee. As you guys know, we are the largest show in the world that does not run ads. The reason we don't run ads is because I cannot be told what to say or do. It's just not in my DNA. So I ask very simply that if the show makes you laugh, it makes you think, it gives you new perspective. If you enjoy the show, don't be a hoe. Show yourself! Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, I see we got some kids in the crowd, too. I don't know whose idea that was. That was not a good idea.
Unknown 3:54
Yeah.
Andy Frisella 3:56
How old is he right now? How old are you? Eight. All right. All right. You're going to learn some stuff today. I probably wouldn't repeat it at school.

What are the implications of John Bolton's guilty plea?

Unknown 4:08
That's right.
Andy Frisella 4:09
That's right. That's right. I'm going to learn some ASL and you're going to learn some no-no words. yeah yeah yeah man hell yeah let's get into it uh i got something before we get to our headlines um i saw this i thought this was uh really crazy so there was a guy that crashed his tesla anybody uh drive teslas here i would not raise my hand This dude crashed his Tesla, dude, and they took a picture of what was on the screen when he crashed.
Oh, no.
Andy Frisella 4:47
And so on the screen, it says, bro crashed his Tesla in front of our house, probably speeding. And then a reply said, nah, more like gooning. That's the first word for you. Latina live cam girls. Bro, on the Tesla screen. Yeah, they're just not cutting you anymore. They're making you crash your car. Dude, I didn't even know. Z, is that possible? You can watch stuff like that on Teslas? I didn't even know that was possible. um yeah but uh bro's the first person to get a driving while gooning violation there's that yeah man hell yeah let's get into some topics we got some stuff to talk about uh there's a lot happening out there in the world so as always let's try to uh connect some dots shall we guys andy
Andy Frisella 5:41
Headline number one. So the Senate, not sure if you guys saw this, headline reads, Senate votes 48 to 50 to reject Save America Act for Republicans. Join the Democrats.

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