823. Andy & DJ CTI: Mysterious Drones Spotted Over New Jersey, Daniel Penny Acquitted & Luigi Mangiones' Fatal Shooting Of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson
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What is up, guys? It's Andy Frisella, and this is the show for the realest. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have... Andy and DJ cruise the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for. It stands for cruise the internet. Let's just go right into it today, man. It's just been so long and thick. What's up? It's been a girthy break. It has been a girthy break. What's going on? What's going on, brother?
You know, same old stuff. Yeah. Same old, same old. Yeah, man. We're back at it, man. People are wild with their comments and their theories that come out. They thought we got got. Oh, they did. They thought the fucking drones came and got us, bro. You know what, man? I mean, that's a good guess. It's been solid. It's solid. I feel like they would know, though, if that was the case.
They came and got the old DJ and the old Andy, and then they made clones. Or plants. And we are now, we're the clones, and the old guys, they're fucking dead. Yeah, well, they might have them at a... Well, they got them at an exclusive breeding facility to expand superior genetics across the world. That's what it is. But, you know, the reality is, you know, we're the clones, and they're making babies. Big dicks for everybody, baby. Yep. That's right.
We're here and they're not. Fuck them. Yep. What's up? On other news, you know, we respect trans and we believe in all the LG HDTVs.
Yeah. I voted for Biden. Yeah. Both times.
Three times. Yeah. All the times. It is what it is, man. We're back at it, though. We're back in action. We're back. Got a lot to cover. Yeah, man. There's a lot to update on, man, and walk through and connect some dots.
Let's do it.
I know it's been a minute, man.
Dude, I'll be real. It's going to be weird because I am not up to speed on what the fuck is going on. We're going to see how fast these dots can get connected. I'm really not up to speed. paying attention to what's going on so it could be a uh yeah well let's just do it yeah it'll be interesting man be interesting guys don't forget we got a fee we do have a fee fee is very simple share the show all right we don't run ads on the show we don't waste 30 minutes of the show talking about shit that we don't even use for money maybe we should But since we know, we ask very simply that you help us grow the show. We're constantly dealing with censorship, throttling, traffic bans, all the bullshit that they say they don't do. They do it. And we need your help to get around it. So the show brings you some value, makes you laugh, makes you think, gives you a new perspective. You'll learn some shit. Do us a favor and don't be a hoe.
Share the show. All right. All right, man.
Let's go. Let's knock this out. You know, I think coming off the break, a dumbass of the day would be appropriate. Okay. And this one's just great. I mean, it has all of your favorite stuff. It has white savior syndrome. Okay. It has virtue signaling. All right. It has all of that in one, man. Okay. This is fucking great. All right. We got to go to CNN. So the CNN investigative journalist decided she was going to be a heroine. And a heroine is a heroine. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Female hero. Hero. Heroine.
She's a. Heroine. Well, it's equal now. So she's just a hero. She's a hero.
Yeah.
And she thought she was going to be this hero and save the day. And everything's not as it seems. So man filmed by CNN being rescued from a side jail was the fucking torture. What? This lady breaks into a fucking Syrian jail. And rescues this guy that she thought was like a fucking, you know, left behind dude. And he's a dude cutting fingers off.
All right, let's see it.
And there's a video of it.
It's great, bro.
It's great. So CNN is investigating the identity of a man the network showed being rescued from a Syrian jail as he may have given a false identity. The investigation was launched amid claims he was a member of Bashar al-Assad's forces.
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