837. Andy & DJ CTI: 60 Minutes Releases Transcripts Of Kamala's Interview, Democrats Melting Over USAID Shutting Down & Salvadoran President Offers to House U.S. Inmates From Any Nation

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Previously titled “837. Andy & DJ CTI: 60 Minutes Releases Transcripts Of Kamala’s Interview, Democrats Melting Over USAID Shutting Down & Salvadoran President Offers to House U.S. Inmates From Any Nation” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 3, 2026

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What is the focus of Andy & DJ's latest episode?

Andy Frisella 0:16
What is up, guys? It's Andy Frisella, and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome to motherfucking reality, guys. Today, we have Andy and DJ. Cruise the motherfucking internet. That's what we're gonna do. That's what CTI stands for. It stands for Cruise the Internet. We're gonna put topics on the screen. We're gonna speculate on what's going on, and then we're gonna talk about how we, the people, have to solve these problems going on in the world. We're just gonna jump right into it, guys. Don't forget... This is a time of year where everybody's trying to get in shape and get their mental together. Check out episode 208 on the audio feed for the Live Hard program. Yeah.
Andy Frisella 0:58
Let's just get right into it, man. Pay the fee. Don't be hosed. Share shows. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. All the shows. There you go. Yeah. What's up?
DJ 1:05
What's going on, man? Nothing, dude. Yeah. Just doing a thing. Yeah. It is cold here again, man. I'm fucking freezing today. Yeah. I'm tired of this shit. We should get like a big snuggle blanket and go watch Pacific. We need something. Pacific Rim.
Andy Frisella 1:22
Yeah, Civic Rim's a good one. I've never seen it, actually. It's good. The first one's good. The second one's not so good.
DJ 1:28
That's typically how it goes. That's typically how it goes. Yeah, that's life. But no, man, we got some really good stuff today.
Andy Frisella 1:35
Oh, yeah, I bet we do.
DJ 1:37
We got some really good stuff today. But before we even get into any of that stuff, I got something for you. We got a new segment. Now, are you familiar with the acronym GOAT? Goat? Yeah. Yeah. Greatest of all time. Right. Okay. So we got a brand new segment today, guys. We got gots. Greatness of the day.

Why is Cat Williams mentioned in this episode?

Andy Frisella 1:58
Okay. Greatness of the day. I can't wait.
DJ 2:06
Yeah. Good. Yeah. Got. Yep. And today our got is Cat Williams. Oh, yeah. Out of left field here. All right. If you guys are not familiar with Cat Williams, he's actually one of my favorite personal personal favorite comedians out there. I've been in all the movies. I mean, he's somewhere in almost every movie almost. Hilarious dude. He was doing a comedy show. I think they were in Arizona. And, you know, comedians, they get hecklers, right? Like, you know, we got Madat. He likes to help us. He had a heckler in the crowd. Yeah. And that led to a three-minute... Rant from Cat Williams. And I'll be honest with you. I've never thought a day in my life I would hear this man speak the things that he spoke. But we got to check it out.
Andy Frisella 3:00
Let's hear it. And I think it's worthy of the guy. You know what he's most famous for? What? Wrecking a Ferrari Enzo. He wrecked a Ferrari. He wrecked somebody else's Ferrari. Oh, that's bad. Yeah.
DJ 3:11
Well, that, I mean, I also think, too, like he fought like two 12-year-old kids or some shit like that. Well, I mean, he's a little guy.
Andy Frisella 3:17
He's pretty notable. So 12-year-old's probably my right.
DJ 3:22
But, dude, we got to check this interaction out, all right? And we'll see if it's got worthy. Check this out.
Because I'm saying, you think I'm just in Mexico and I'm defending America. Are you Mexican? Do you know where Mexico is? No, this ain't Mexico. It used to be Mexico, motherfucker. And now it's Phoenix, goddammit.
U.S.A. Yeah, yeah. Fuck you back, nigga. I bet you don't leave here and go to Mexico, motherfucker. Can we do some chicken and speech?
Unidentified Guest 4:34
It gets so much better.
USA! USA! USA! I don't give a fuck!
Motherfuckers think they can live in this country and then still be allegiance to another fucking country. If you love another country, boy, then you love America, motherfucker. Then give a step into that bitch. Boy, listen to the crowd.
DJ 5:14
Yeah.
Unidentified Guest 5:19
So if you love Mexico, bitch, get the fuck over there! And as for my Mexican-American homies, Puma, Kyle, and Lucio!
Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this.
DJ 6:16
Then he carries his giant eagle. Bro, it's fucking great. I don't know. I mean.
Andy Frisella 6:21
What? You mean what? I mean, bro. Yeah. Like, dude, why are you coming here waving other people's flags and shit all the time? Go there. That's what I'm saying, bro. All these people protesting, running up and down the streets with other people, other countries' flags, then go back.

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