840. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Hushes CNN's Kaitlan Collins at White House, Trump Demands Hamas Free ALL Hostages by Saturday & White House Trolls Illegal Migrants
episodePreviously titled “840. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Hushes CNN’s Kaitlan Collins at White House, Trump Demands Hamas Free ALL Hostages by Saturday & White House Trolls Illegal Migrants” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 3, 2026
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What are today's main topics on CTI?
What is up, guys? It's Andy for Selling. This is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today, we have a special Saturday edition of CTI. Welcome. All right. All right. So I've got a list of quotes here that I'm going to read, and then I'm just going to ask you to interpret them. Okay. Like every other podcast.
Okay.
Wait, what happened?
Nothing. Am I outside the joke right now? No. Is this an inside joke? What did I miss?
He gets it.
anyway nothing let's do the show all right so what's up hey how's it going man going good man yeah i feel i feel nice i feel you know i feel clean i feel uh happy i feel safe i do feel a little bit better i feel good yeah the reason we didn't have a show yesterday guys is uh i had the stomach flu or whatever but uh yeah it feels nice to like not feel like we're gonna get arrested every single day dude that's i don't i don't have any uh any interest in like stealing cars or anything right now like i just feel like is this how you normally feel like i don't know me yeah that is what it's like
Welcome to civilization. What's going on, man? Oh, not much, dude. Yeah, guys, pay the fee. Yeah, don't forget to share the show.
Hoes. No hoes today. Don't be hoes. No hoes on. No hoes on, man. All right. We got a lot of stuff today, man. We got a lot to catch up on. Yeah. There's a lot that has been happening.
Bro, I wanted to do three shows this week, and then the stomach thing came around and just punched me right in the stomach. You tried to go rounds, bro. Yeah, I lost.
Yeah, man. But, you know, it's good. We got a lot of stuff to get into. And before we get to our headlines, we got a brand new segment. A brand new segment. And it's actually sponsored by First Form Energy. Well, we don't have sponsors. We don't. We don't. But Sal told me to plug it. Oh, he did? Yeah.
All right, we are officially now sponsored by the First Form Energy Drink, which is the world's greatest energy drink of all time.
Yep, and you want a little mystery in your life. A little mysterious? Mm-hmm. You can get a little mysterious here. You got to put the hood on.
No, it's not time for that yet. I'm sure we'll get there.
All right. Got a brand new segment, guys. What's it called? 90 Seconds of Liberal Insanity. Oh, okay. All right. Let's check it out. We have to f*** Trump. Please don't tell my children that I just did that. You get your mustard hands off of our money or go to Mouse Town. You mustard moo-moo-moo. They're trying to rob you. And they're probably a minor. I'm shaking right now. I don't want to be here. I'm sorry. Am I taking too long pleading for my life? Which side are you on? Which side are you on? You should see how afraid of Trump I am. Can you wrap up, please? Yes. Department of Government Efficiency. You just remember, it is the Department of Government Evil. What is the problem with those? What is the problem with those?
I speak as both the B and the T in the LGBT. I do not want to be in your email inboxes. I do not want my creativity writing diss tracks like Kendrick. Normally I would say good evening, but through the chair I will only impart my sour grapes. You have no other choice but to get violent and fight. Come on, hold your face up. Look at him. Let him see you. This is him. Look at him. What's your name? Which side are you on? We'll fight against George. We'll fight. We will win. We will win. We have to f*** Trump. Please don't tell my children.
How could anybody take any of that serious?
Oh, man. How about this? I don't even have anything.
Do you have anything? I got nothing, man. It speaks for itself. You know, it used to be very difficult to put these shows together.
Now it's automatic.
Yeah, all right.
Well, that's cool. I can just pay you half as much.
Brand new segment, guys. Let us know down in the comments. That's a good way to start the show.
First of all, It's a bunch of white people making up like a southern hymn about stealing. Black people's money. Yes. About stealing people's fucking money. Like, bro. Oh, man. We were talking about this in the lunchroom over there. Who could actually have a problem with what's happening right now? There's only two categories. Well, there's three categories.
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