REAL AF with Andy Frisella
989. Andy & DJ CTI: Biden Admin Likely To Pay Out $84.6M In Error For Minnesota Housing Assistance, 10% Cap On Credit Cards & NYC Hospital Accuses Nurses Union Of Protecting Drunk And Stoned Staffers
13 Jan 2026
Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
What is up guys it's Andy Frisella and this is the show for the realest say goodbye to the lies the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today we have
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All right. What's up? Buenos noches. Yeah. What's going on, man? Nothing, dude. Been a day? I spent the whole day at the dentist. The whole day. I feel like that's very unusual for you. Well, I broke my veneers. I had like four broken veneers, so I had to get them fixed. Jesus. So I just went ahead and got a whole new set put in. How long have you had those, though?
I mean, how long do they last? Is it about average, though? Yeah, I think so.
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Chapter 2: What issues arise from the Biden administration's housing assistance errors?
Well, they're supposed to last forever, but I mean. Nothing lasts forever. I love for you. Yeah, so I got the plastic ones in now that aren't the real ones. So you got to go back and get the real ones next Monday. Sick. Hell yeah, man. Andy, did you park at the dentist on the spot? You probably did. You guys know me very well. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. That's right. Hell yeah, man.
Well, welcome. We got the chats. We're live. No, it didn't hurt, dude. I was surprised. You know, they give you a couple pills that kind of knock you out. And it went real quick. They give you pills that knocked you out? Yeah, the last time I went, they did like with an IV. Right. But this time they just did like some pills and you're like twilighted out. Fuck.
And then I went home and slept for like an hour and now I'm here. Yeah. So. Dude, the, like the, the. Going to sleep is, like, one of the weirdest fucking things. Yeah. Like, medicinally, right? Yeah. Oh, I woke up.
Chapter 3: How do the hosts view the impact of tax errors on American citizens?
I didn't know where the fuck I was, bro. Dude, that's some weird shit. Yeah. I still don't get it, dude. I hated that. I only had to do it once, and that's when I got my wisdom teeth removed. And, dude, it's so weird, bro. Yeah. It's so weird. Yeah. Yeah. But, yeah, man.
welcome guys we are live streaming this we have youtube and twitter rolling um if you guys are watching us right now take some time repost this stream um or share it out let your friends know your family know people that you don't like send it to them tell them merry christmas and happy hanukkah from your boys over here at real af um you know with that uh
You know, I always like the little intro topics, you know what I'm saying? And dude, this lady's going viral right now. She's from the UK or from Britain or something like that. I know we give some shit on their food, but I thought we'd take the time to do an honest review of this dish that they have over there that's pretty famous. It's pie and mash with eel. Yeah, that looks gross. And like...
I just want to know who hurt y'all. You know what I'm saying? You got to be dealing with some real shit to have to put some shit on your plate like that, bro. That is fucking disgusting. And it's absolutely disgusting. I'm sorry. I know we probably got some UK guys over there. Y'all are fucking fucked up. And there's this lady that's going viral right now. Her name is Lisa. Everybody meet Lisa.
She is going. She's from Britain. She's about to give us a little review session. Let's check this clip out. Hi everyone, I'm at Mance's Pie and Mash. Eat Pie and Mash with Lisa. There we go, bit of salt, bit of pepper, bit of vinegar. I love vinegar, oh yummy. Oh look at this, look people, look what I've got, favourite of the day. Nice seals, look at them, they're banging, watch this.
Get the bones out, no matter the bat. Bit of lovely mash. Look, no lumps in that. That's some bollocks pie mash that Mandy's. What the fuck is she saying? Let's get another eel. Cor, how many eels have I got? One, two. Oh, she gave me a lot. I've got about eight eels here. I love them. What, see that? See that, all that? Look, watch. Fucking melts in your mouth. It's the bollocks.
Bit damn, Mandy's. Happy Friday, everyone. Who's this guy? Every, uh, when I think of somebody from Britain, this is what I think of. Yeah. Stereotypical eating some, some, some shit on the plate. Now, I mean, there's some other interesting places that have some interesting cuisine. Um, we'll try to do a little full circle jerk. Yep. And, uh, but dude, like, What the f... That's bad, dude.
That's absolutely bad. And we'll full circle jerk this thing towards the end, so stay tuned, because we're going to go to another country and show some of their specialties. Oh, yeah? Mm-hmm. When? It's fun to thumbs up. It's actually not too bad. It's actually not too bad. Yeah, so stay with us, and let's get to it. Yeah. Guys, remember, as always...
If you'd like to see any of these articles that we cover, these pictures, links, videos, go to andyfrasella.com. You guys can find the link there for you. With that being said, let's get into our cruise. Cool. Headline one. The Minnesota shit's still rolling. And there's been some more stuff that's come out since all of that stuff has transpired.
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of Trump's proposed credit card interest cap?
And then we are told we were a fucking free country. What free country is held hostage by their own government to pay money so that they can fucking take it and do whatever they want? And it obviously enriched themselves because that's why these people go from you know, $126,000 a year salary to being worth $30 million in two years. And then in 10 years, they're worth 400 million.
Where do you think that comes from? That comes from you. That comes from me. That comes from all the people that you know. That comes from your neighbor who's struggling to make his ends meet. Okay? And until you guys, like we've said on the show, start to mirror the outrage that you hear on shows like this, Nothing will change, okay? It's not gonna change. You can't just sit there.
You can't just sit there and take it. You have to be vocal about it. You have to be really fucking vocal about it. It doesn't take everybody to force change. It takes a small, loud minority to force fucking change. And we have been tricked into believing that it takes 300 people to make the government do something. Actually, it only takes one person to point it out and other people to join in.
And there's been people pointing it out the entire time, and there's just been not a lot of joining in. So I'm going to tell you where I'm at with it. I'm pretty disappointed in the American people. That's the truth. Okay? You bitch, you bitch, you bitch, you bitch, you bitch, but nothing changes. You don't change anything. You don't say anything different.
You don't stand up for the things that you believe in. You just wait for someone to come and fix it. And that's the exact attitude that's caused this problem that we have in society. When we look around at culture and we go to the gas station or we go to the grocery store and we see people acting like total shit bums, that's on you. That's your fault. That's not their fault.
If half the people at the gas station had their shit together, the other half would work to do so. But everybody keeps kicking a can down the road to avoid the responsibility because the responsibility is a little bit uncomfortable because it requires a tiny bit of work on yourself. It's frustrating, dude. Yeah. Yeah. And, dude, it's more and more of this shit's going to come out, right?
Like, I mean, you know, all the stuff that's been happening up there, the protesting, right? You know, the Renee, what was her name? Good. That had to suffer the consequences of her actions, right? You know, that stuff's still going on. Like, dude, you know, I know people joke. They're like, oh, you know, it should have started a daycare. It should have started a print shop.
But it is very interesting. When you look at the normal places you should be looking at, you're checking on Hollywood, right? Now everybody's wanting to rock around with this pin, be good, and a nod to the woman up in Minnesota, right? And everybody's doing it. Wanda Sykes is doing it. This old lady, I don't know what she does or who she is, but she's doing it.
But the protests are still rolling, dude. They're still happening. Now, I will say this. The ICE agents are kind of over it. Everybody's over it. Have you read the comments under these posts? They're getting destroyed. Yeah, like the first week, the first day, the first three days. Because people were trying to see.
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Chapter 5: What concerns are raised about America's future?
that want to fucking take our shit, we're gonna have a big problem. That's the reality, dude. People here have had it so good for so long that they have lost the idea that other countries want our shit. It is not fathomable to most American citizens that we could be speaking Chinese here if we don't get our shit together. They don't get that. They don't get it. Okay?
And then half of these progressive dumb fucks will be like, oh, that's great because America sucks. I'm to the point now where, like, dude, if you really think America sucks...
fuck out just go yeah you just go yeah no not just go deport them yeah okay if you're gonna fucking cause disruption and cause trouble and hate america and burn the flag and spit on everything that this country has when your literal life is like easier than fucking 99.9999999 percent of the people's lives on the planet you're an entitled spoiled little bitch and you don't deserve to be here that's my personal opinion no that's real bro
That's so real. Bro, I can't wait for the day. And you know it's going to come, right? Like you talk about the next thing. I cannot wait for everybody to put the little shit in the profile picture. Like I stand with China and I stand with Russia.
Chapter 6: How do the hosts view American unity and division?
They would. It's coming, bro. Bro, if China showed up here, if China showed up here and they parachuted their troops in and they came on the shores, there would be people on the fucking beach. Yeah. with Chinese signs saying, save us, welcome us. Like, dude, this is how fucking stupid these people are. And you know what the Chinese would do to those people? They'd just kill them right there.
You know why? You know why? Because they realize that those people are useless in society. They realize those people don't create, they don't build, they don't produce, they don't do shit. And this is not me just theorizing. This is history. OK, when communist ideology fully takes possession of a culture, they kill the people.
All these people, all these people protesting right now that are running up and down the street, banging on car windows. Those people are the first to die. They get killed first.
Chapter 7: What are the implications of immigration on American culture?
This is what they don't understand. They're too fucking stupid to understand it. And not only are they too stupid to understand it, they've been indoctrinated so hard to where you can't get them to understand it. Okay? And it's just like what George Orwell talks about in 1984.
These people don't understand what they've done until the fucking door behind them slams shut and they're on their way to the fucking gas chambers. And then they're like, what do we do? Well, you did this, right? And what we really need here is we need American fucking unity. We need people to come together and realize, yeah, I might not agree with everything that you believe.
You may not agree with everything I believe, but we need to come together for a couple different reasons. One, so we can force the government into a situation of doing things that are in the benefit of the American people. But two, so that other countries can't utilize our division against us and literally conquer our country. All right. So this is a very real thing that's happening right now.
And we're going to have to see what happens. You know, I'm not very optimistic about it. Because I don't see, the one thing that does create a little bit of optimism for me on it is that I know that these people are a very, very, very tiny minority. But dude, we have a press that's occupied by this ideology. Right.
Okay, we have a press that's being paid and contributed to by people with this ideology. We have politicians that are being paid and contributed to that have this ideology. Government workers. They're selling our country down the drain for personal wealth. And that, to me, that's treason. Okay, so we're going to have to have a reckoning here. There's going to be two things that happen.
We're either going to let them do it and we're all going to lose or we're going to rise up and we're going to hold the motherfuckers accountable and we're going to make examples of them and it will end.
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts propose to address political and social issues?
And that's it. Let's check in with the chat. See what the chat's got going. Yeah, dude, this shit's getting crazy, man. It's getting crazy, man. Let's see what the chat got to say. Chat's rolling. I like that. Triple BR. Nah, fuck that. We ain't losing. Well, I don't know. I agree, but are we or are we not?
You know, like, like, you know, one thing that could stop this right now is everybody like the people on the list in this show and the people who consume, you know, Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes and fucking all these other people to literally stand up and let these people know that, like, dude, you're not fucking welcome to do this in this country. You're not welcome to do it.
That's not happening yet. These people think that they're in charge. They think that they have the voice. And everybody else is kind of sitting back waiting for like, oh, well, what's going to happen? What's going to happen? When are they going to do this? Well, here's what's going to happen. Apparently. These people are going to become more emboldened.
They're going to start showing up in more force against the ICE agents, against the police, and the American citizens are going to have a choice. It's either stand for the rule of law, stand for the government, which they may not like the government right now, okay, or let the whole country fucking fail because of a bunch of loudmouth morons that don't know shit.
We want to feel good at brunch so they can say, did you see me talk to that cop? Did you see what I did? I threw a fucking snowball at him. Yeah, right. I got to go change my batteries in my bullhorn. Yeah. Cousin Andy China wouldn't make it past Hawaii.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, man. Yeah, and David Schwab, he says, the DOJ seems to be our weakest link holding up progress. Yeah, that's right. Agreed. These people should be, listen, there should be mass arrests happening, okay? When these people are out harassing the fucking ICE people, they should roll up with fucking 10,000 troops and arrest all of them. That's what they do in El Salvador. I know.
Bro, they don't play no games in El Salvador, bro. You put all those people in jail for a fucking year, okay? When they come back out, they won't be allowed to do the shit that they do. These people are out of control, dude, and they don't know what they're fighting for, and they're making it very dangerous for all the rest of the patriotic Americans that live in this country.
Yeah, and bro, they need to dig into who the fuck is paying this shit, bro, because whoever's sending those checks, arrest that motherfucker too. Yeah. All of them. Well, yeah, and that could have been cut off at the beginning. That's my gripe with Trump and the fucking administration. Why are you letting it happen? Why aren't you arresting the people who finance these things?
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