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Chapter 1: What are the highlights of today's episode?
Sometimes you just have to power through it. And just make sure my comments are working here. Yes, they are. And that means an incredible show is ahead of you. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.
Probably the best day you'll ever have in your life, but if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or mug or a glass, a tanker, Charles Stein. a canteen jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Enjoy me now for the unparalleled pleasure.
The dopamine at the end of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. And it happens now. Oh, perfect. Yeah, it's just perfect. Well, good news, researchers from China and Brazil.
have finally given us the invention we need it's a robot dog that can search for fire ants so if you have a big problem with fire ants you've got a robot dog solution that's coming that can recognize fire ants and do what with them i don't know just spot them i guess so you can go kill them now what i want is a robo dog that can pick weeds and also pick vegetables and stuff from a garden.
Chapter 2: What innovative technology is being developed to combat fire ants?
So what I want to have is on the side of my house, I want to have a little little high house, you know, greenhouse kind of thing. And I want to have two or three little robots that have access to everything. They can climb up and pick stuff and get rid of weeds and water things and check for problems. And it'd be smarter than I am, right? If I looked at a leaf and it was dying,
I wouldn't know why, but AI would know why, and then it could go fix it. So in theory, I could have my own little mini garden with a little mini gardener, and every day I'd just go in there and there'd be a basket of whatever the latest harvest was. And then I'd give it to my robot chef, and my robot chef would cook it up for me, and I would just have the best food from robots. That's the future.
Well, meanwhile, at MIT, according to Adam Zewi, he has an article on that, that MIT has developed some noise-canceling silk. So it's a sort of fabric-y material that has two different elements to it, at least there are two different aspects to it. Both of them will reduce sound.
And I'm thinking to myself, if you could make a piece of silk that people could stick in their ears and not hear their partner snoring, now you've got something. I don't know if that's ever going to happen. But if this silk can cancel noise, it sure seems like you could make some earplugs out of it, and that would change everything.
Do you know one of the biggest secrets in America, and I'm guessing it's the same in other countries, is the number of married people who can't sleep in the same room. It just isn't possible because one of them snores. You really can't sleep with a snorer. I learned that the hard way by being the snorer. Yeah, nobody wants to sleep with a snorer.
Anyway, here's a funny story according to The Atlantic. Daniel Engber is writing. that there's this business school scandal that just keeps getting bigger. And the scandal is professors at the business school writing academic papers that are fraudulent. Let's see, what terrible business school has that? I mean, I'd sure hate to have a degree. Can you imagine?
Can you imagine having a degree from one of these great business schools that you find out the professors are all a bunch of... Let's see, what business school was it? It was the UC Berkeley Haas School of Business. Okay, that's where I have my MBA. Okay. But the joke's on them because I've also, I disowned them for being racist already.
So I don't have to disown them for also being, having professors who are big liars. I already disavowed them for being racist. Oh, poor Haas Business School. Anyway, there was one professor in particular who was just racking up the fake studies and got caught. According to the New York Post, gun ownership has soared among Republican women, but it's declined among Democrat men.
So there are fewer Democrat men with guns and there are more Republican women with guns than there were recently. Is anybody surprised by that? I actually thought everybody would have more guns. But apparently the men have decided they don't need them. But the Republican women are strapped. So since 2019, 33% of GOP ladies have been packing heat. Is that true?
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Chapter 3: How can massage therapy benefit children with ADHD?
He said they understand innovation is a key part of the solution. Innovation is a key part of the solution. That's what I want to hear. Because if you tell me you're just going to cut my costs, I don't want to hear that because you probably can't do it.
If you tell me you can restructure it, re-engineer it, rethink it in a way that you could almost make your assumptions from scratch and build it up and that you could do it at a far lower cost, I think you could. I'll bet you could. I spent a lot of time, just way too much time, thinking about ways you could lower health care costs.
And it turns out that the hard part is that 90% of the health care costs come in your last year of life. And if you don't fix that, you can't really fix health care costs. And I don't know if anybody has any great idea for that except for doctor-assisted suicide, and I don't think we're going to go big for that. So I don't have any ideas, but I hope somebody does. Here's a question.
In the publication Red State, Ward Clark is writing about how there are these Soros-backed charities that are really working hard to help illegal immigrants get into the United States. And here's my question. How could it be that there are public entities that are backed by Soros
that are not hiding, there's no secret about it, that are aiding and abetting illegal acts in the United States, specifically illegal entry as a non-citizen. Now, my first question is, is there not some normal mechanism by which this could be shut down? How is it not illegal to aid and abet in a crime? Is there some kind of crime you can help somebody do and you're not in trouble?
Does operating from another soil make you safe if you're doing it from another country? Is that enough to not be illegal? And if it's legal, why is our CIA not having them assassinated? Because isn't that what we pay them to do?
If there was some entity that was not in the United States, or even if they were, and they were trying to do something that was terribly damaging to the United States, and we couldn't do anything legally, wouldn't we be sending our worst people off to kill those people? Because that's how you protect the United States.
I mean, if you look at all the horrible things the United States has done under the umbrella of self-defense, this would be the smallest thing we've ever done. to stop people from sending criminals into our country. Criminals in the sense that they're not going through the legal system. I'm not trying to say anything bad about the immigrants. The immigrants I completely understand.
And I'll say this I guess I'll say this as plainly as I can. If I were in their position, I would try to get into the United States illegally. So in that same position, I would break the law. I wouldn't feel any guilt about it because I'm just trying to make things better for myself and my family. So yeah, but it's still illegal. Doesn't mean we can be for it.
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of illegal immigration funding?
Chapter 5: Why are Soros-backed organizations controversial?
And that's why we gotta make sure that the Supreme Court is filled with what we call the originalists, the people who are gonna follow the Constitution the way it was written, not make up stuff. That's the system. That system, among other things, caused the abortion question to be sent to the states. How'd that work out? Well, it worked out really well for Republicans.
because it kind of took it off the table for the federal election, which was a better system. And at the same time, the local people in the states have majority female voters in almost every state, so they can kind of get what they want over time. That's a system. The goal was for them to get all the abortion rights they wanted right away.
They will get all the abortion rights they want in each state. eventually the system will work through it and they'll get exactly what they want. But the system of just making sure you're picking meritocracy, you're following the law, you're following the Constitution, and that you're actually doing a primary, that's another system mistake, right?
So the Republicans said, we're going to have a competitive primary, and they did. The Democrats said, oh, we'll just push this dying guy through. No, we'll replace him. No, there's no system. So the system people are going to just absolutely dominate the goal people. I think, forever. I mean, unless one of them changes completely, this is a permanent dominant situation.
And the fun part is that the Democrats can't figure it out because they're locked in an identity world. You know, they're locked in their own form of the matrix. In their matrix, there's identity, and that matters, and then there's bad Republicans. If that's how they frame the world, they can't ever get a solution. So I would expect it to be kind of a bad time to be a Democrat for a few years.
Former Obama speechwriter, Ross O'Keefe, according to Washington Examiner, says that the celebrity endorsements are good for Democrats. But is careful to say, and here's where I respect this opinion, because at first I thought that's dumb. But then when I read that nuance, the nuance is that nobody really changes their opinion because of the celebrities.
But you might get people more interested in showing up to vote. If it improves your enthusiasm, okay, maybe. But nobody changed their vote because Beyonce. So I agree with the Democrat speechwriter. Okay, yeah, the celebrities are not changing votes. But maybe they give you some energy. However, I would note that both sides use celebrities, right? So they both used every celebrity they could get.
Trump did it too. But what was different about the way, what was different about the way that Trump did it? Trump used celebrities too, but what was different? Here's what I think was different. Trump's celebrities were often people that look like Democrats. So when you see Joe Rogan, who's got a long history of progressive Democrat-looking opinions, say, you know what? I'm going Trump.
You've got professional athletes, especially professional male black athletes, putting on the hat and saying, you know what? I've listened to both arguments. Go and Trump. You watch all the UFC fighter types, every different race and religion, and you see how much they love Trump, and you say to yourself, huh, that's a lot of people who like Trump, all different kinds. Here's how Trump did it.
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Chapter 6: What does the legal situation look like for Trump and his supporters?
I don't have any proof, but it sure looks and feels like it's a money laundering, money stealing operation. But nonetheless, it could be true that it would keep Ukraine strong enough to negotiate well as well. So that's good. All right. That's all I got for you for my prepared remarks today. I'm going to go talk to the to the people and locals who haven't yet banned me.
And I'll see the rest of you on Rumble and YouTube and X tomorrow, same time, same place. And we'll have fun again. Thanks for joining.