Episode 2702 CWSA 12/27/24
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How can coffee improve your health?
I had a better time. But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that no one can even comprehend with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need is a cup or mug or a glass or tank or chalice or stein or canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Enjoy me down for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine at the end of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. Oh, so good. Well, I wonder if I'll have a new study that says that coffee is good for your health. Checking notes. Oh, yeah, there is. There's a new study. It says that coffee consumption can improve the gut bacteria and reduces your cancer risk, strengthens your immune system. and reduces your inflammation according to nutrition insight.
And, you know, of course I'm a professional humorist, so suddenly I'm wondering about, you know, I'm not a biblical scholar, so there's some things I don't know about, but I wonder if back in Jesus' time, do you think he ever just said, well... I think I can cure your leprosy. Boom. And he'd use his heavenly powers. But what if somebody had a smaller problem? They're like, hey, I've got a little inflammation in my back. Did Jesus also use his heavenly powers? Or did he say, let's just have a coffee? Why don't you come have a coffee with me? You'll be fine. That's just something I wonder as a professional writer. All right, so if you haven't bought your Dilbert calendar yet, you could probably still get it
Around the first week of January, which is almost just as good. I guess I should tell you this. It wouldn't be fair to tell you this, I just realized. Probably at some point in January-ish, if not before, the annual Dilbert calendar, the little page a day calendar, that you can only buy on Dilbert.com, by the way. There's no other source. Go to Dilbert.com and see the link. But if you were to get it sometime in January, it's probably going to be 10% cheaper. So we haven't lowered the price because there's a technical question about just how long that takes or if that's easy or hard. But probably soon. If you wanted to wait until next week, probably 10% cheaper, but I can't guarantee it. It would make sense.
Meanwhile, you probably know that I still produced Dilbert, Dilbert Reborn, it's called, and only the subscribers to me on X and also on the Locals platform gets to see it. But I publish in both places the new one for the day, which in this case is about Dilbert's company shutting down their DEI group. But then I also checked the one that was 10 years ago because I put that on a digital calendar, which has nothing to do with the paper calendar. And today is one of those days where both the 10-year-ago comic and the one I wrote for today are really funny. Sometimes I'll look at the two of them and I'll say, oh, the calendar was better than today's comic or
What are the implications of Kamala Harris's Kwanzaa video?
or the comics better than the calendar was, which would have been 10 years ago. But today they're both right on point. So check that out. You may have seen a video of Kamala Harris praising the wonders of Kwanzaa and how much she enjoyed celebrating it as a young person. Now, of course, everybody's mocking her for various different things, but I'll just point out one thing. If you turn off the sound and you just look at her, she looks really high. If she's not drunk or totally inebriated in that video, I don't know how you'd explain her face. I can't even do an impression of it. It's something you would have to be on drugs to even make that face. I've never seen anybody who wasn't on drugs who had any kind of mannerisms like that. So I think we dodged a bullet there.
Meanwhile, over in Chicago, where you thought Chicago was totally lost, the End Wokeness account tells us that arrests are way up. So shoplifting and theft may be finally not legal. So why is suddenly a big improvement in Chicago? Well, turns out that that Soros-funded DA, Kim Fox, is out. And there's a new DA in, and the new DA wants to actually make crime illegal, I guess.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
How can coffee improve your health?
0:00–3:47
2
What are the implications of Kamala Harris's Kwanzaa video?
3:47–12:06
3
Why has shoplifting become illegal again in Chicago?
12:06–29:46
4
What is the controversy surrounding foreign workers in the U.S.?
29:46–37:05
5
What changes are happening with Argentina's tax system?
37:05–1:00:17
6
What are the predictions about DARPA's new behavior prediction programs?
1:00:17–1:06:04
7
How is Trump's potential Canada purchase being perceived?
1:06:04–1:15:48
8
What is the latest on the H-1B Visa Program?
1:15:48–1:21:14
Speakers
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