Episode 2704 CWSA 12/29/24

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What is the highlight of human civilization?

Scott Adams 0:09
Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and it's probably the best time you'll ever have in your whole darn life. But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or chalice or stein, a canteen jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure that dopamine at the end of the day makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now. Go. Paul, your timing is perfect every time. I really appreciate that. Well, you probably heard there's a horrible plane crash in South Korea. The only survivors were two of the flight crew, and it was a Boeing.

What happened in the recent plane crash in South Korea?

Scott Adams 1:09
And I don't think we know the details yet, but the landing gear wasn't down, and it landed without landing gear and hit a barrier and exploded, and it was just terrible. So there's not much to say about that, except there's a mystery about why the landing gear wasn't down. Part of the mystery is that it's designed so it can't not go down if you want it. because it'll work on gravity even if it doesn't work mechanically. So it would have to be pretty broken, sort of unusually broken in order not to go down properly. Or was it that they didn't put it down? It seems very unlikely they didn't put down the... because, I don't know, that seems unlikely. So I guess there's just a mystery. We'll find out what it is.
Scott Adams 2:02
Meanwhile, according to Chris Harrison in the New York Post, the drone activity over New Jersey has taken a holiday and the number of drone sightings has dropped off. So can we eliminate space aliens? Because I don't think they take a vacation at the end of the year. All right, I'm going to take a minor victory lap because I believe I was the one who suggested that the drone activity would Cut way back at a holiday. And that's one of your clues. Meanwhile, Dalhousie University is talking about building a floating solar still that can desalinate water and generate some electricity. The electricity it makes isn't a big deal, but apparently there's an invention that takes a regular used tire... and puts a little plastic dome over it and just floats it out into the salt water.
Scott Adams 3:04
And it can desalinate just using the sun. And it actually creates quite a bit of water. So the thing that's special about it is that desalinating without using expensive materials is hard. But here they've kind of done it with plastic and a wick and an old tire. And it makes a lot of water. desalinated water. That's kind of a big deal if you're living somewhere poor that doesn't have good water.

What are the implications of Fiverr's advertising?

Scott Adams 3:33
All you need is an old tire and some other materials, and next thing you know, you've got fresh water. It's kind of impressive. Well, do you know the company Fiverr? Spelled F-I-V-E and then two R's. Fiverr. It's for finding professionals to do small projects. Well, they've got one of the typical anti-white commercials where there's a white guy who's dumb, but thank goodness there's a black woman there to show you how dumb he is and how smart she is. Now, I've been using Fiverr, so I've used it several times with great success. I like the service. I've gotten really good people to do projects from it. But I'm going to cancel my account. Because I'm not going to listen to your PR people shitting on white people. White men, white men specifically. So Fiverr, you can do whatever you want, but I'm done with you. So this is a hard cancel. Don't look for me to use you anymore after I've got to wrap up a project. But after that, never again. I feel like, you know, and...
Scott Adams 4:48
Probably the PR or the advertising people are the ones responsible for this anti-white guy commercial. But you got to put your foot down at some point. At some point, you just have to say that there's my limit right there. I'm going to cancel you. And it's got to be a hard cancel. I mean, even if I want to use the service, which I do, it's a good service. It's a genuinely good service.

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