Episode 3048 CWSA 12/20/25

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Why did all my device chargers die at the same time?

Scott Adams 0:00
well let's see what happens this morning I'm using my phone to stream because all of my charging devices died at the same time so I've got a little bit of power on my phone and I'm using the rumble studio on the phone which looks to me like it has stretched my image is that what's happening And also, I can't see your comments for some reason. Why would I not be able to see your comments? How about this? How about this? Oh, there we go. Comments are working. I can't see myself, but is my image stretched? No sound, huh? Does anybody else have a sound? I only see one person saying no sound. Hello? I need an answer on do I have sound. Sound is good. All right. There are a couple of noisy devices running. that I can't get turned off because my current nurse doesn't understand anything I say.
Scott Adams 1:37
So I'm having this misery kind of situation where for another half hour, the nurse on duty is a man who hears the opposite of everything I say. I don't know why, but if I say, could you bring me an apple? He will say, Well, I would never ask for an apple, but if I did, he would say, okay, I won't bring you an apple. And then I would say, no, no, please bring me an apple. And then he would say, oh, okay, no apple. No, no, listen to me. Anyway, so that's how my last eight hours has been. I can't quite get him to understand what I'm saying. No, he speaks perfect English. It's not a language problem. His English is perfect. He just hears the opposite of whatever I say. I don't know why. So all three of my devices stopped charging at the same time.
Scott Adams 2:54
So my laptop will not charge. Uh, and I've got two, two bricks, two batteries and both of them for whatever reason, just don't charge. So I've got a little bit of juice left in my phone. So I thought I'd do a short one this morning. He's a man. Yeah. Well, if somebody else comes in, I'll ask him to turn off my devices, but that is apparently. not an option in my current situation so i don't know if owen gregorian is going to do his spaces after uh afterwards or at some point today but i think so so after the show go to owen gregorian's um you go to his uh feed on x and by then he will either have the uh the indicator up or not, but I think he will do a spaces and then you can have some more fun this morning.
Scott Adams 4:11
In theory, I'll be going home today, but I don't know. All right. You got a little company. Hello. I'm live streaming.
Unknown 4:28
Yeah.
Scott Adams 4:30
Yeah, go ahead. I'll just be talking. Okay. My catheter is being emptied, but you don't have to see that because that's in the other direction. You know, I had some coughing last night. I think I had an allergy, but it's all good this morning, so I'm good to go. I believe I'm good to go. All right. Want to check in on some stories? Well, it turns out that yesterday I met the first person at the hospital who has ever heard of Dilbert. Strangely enough.
Scott Adams 5:27
Tripped the bunny. Well, I tried all the outlets. Well, somebody tried them for me. All the outlets and all of the charge devices and all the charging cables, and they all appear to be dead at the same time. So my laptop brick, dead as a doornail. Don't know why. Hey, we had a couple of earthquakes last night.
Unknown 6:04
Rob Reiner.
Unknown 6:11
Where's your ride or die?
Scott Adams 6:19
All receptacles are dedicated. Well, they weren't for the last five days. So all the devices worked perfectly. They all charged until yesterday. And today, none of the receptacles, they'll work because they're all powering one thing or another. Are you really asking me my opinion of my work versus Garfield's? Well, he'd use a catheter cup or an Edelman or a Stein. Yeah, it might have been a power surge that fried everything. Possibly.
Scott Adams 7:13
Wow, 2004 delivery. All right. Anybody want to do the simultaneous step? No?

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Scott Adams 7:25
No, all the power's on. The outlets actually have lights on them. The earthquake happened after the problem with the power. I don't know. So by coincidence, I have a good friend who is in the same hospital waiting for his wife to give birth. So he might bring me a charging brick after the show. Because it's a long day if you don't have a phone and you're sitting in a hospital bed.

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