Chapter 1: What are the highlights of the Christmas Eve show?
Morning. Happy Christmas Eve. Jump on in here. I'm doing a lozenge.
You all look happy. At least in the comments. Aw. I love you too. Great to see you, everybody. All right, we're going to get ready for your comments.
Now, you know what the best thing to do today is? The best thing to do today is to be wrapped in your presence while you're listening to this live stream. So I'm having kind of a serious asthma problem this morning. So I can't promise how long I'll be able to go. But if I have to bail out early, I'm going to turn the sound off so I can cough without bothering you.
And we're just going to hang out. And then maybe I'll come back in. Maybe I won't. But today's where we're hanging out, okay? So you can just put me on a device and I'll just be in your living room or wherever the hell you are. And I may or may not be able to talk.
But we'll hang out. We'll do the best we can, okay? We got comments working.
We'll definitely do the simultaneous zip.
Because I know that's why you're here. Just going to fix this a little bit.
A little better angle. There we go. Well, what do you think you need for that? A cup or mug or a glass, a tank or a canteen, a jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine of the day that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now. Oh.
You know, I could feel the simultaneity on that. Hey, why is that still on? All right, people, if you're just joining, I've got a little respiratory problem this morning, so we'll do as much as we can, but it might be a short show, and if it is, I won't turn it off. I'll just hang with you, okay? Okay. because I might need to use my steamer on my lungs.
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Chapter 2: What is the significance of Joe Biden's book title?
Now, I trust the Doge people and I trust Musk to have the right intention about telling the truth. But do you believe this is the one thing that's accurate? Because that would be surprising, wouldn't it? Because the numbers do matter. And there is apparently more than one way to count everything. So I would say it's probably moving in the right direction.
So in terms of directional change, probably in the right direction. But it might be an exaggeration how much has been saved so far. Now, one of the things we would be able to count reasonably well would be the number of federal employees. So if the number of federal employees went down by 9%, probably believable. But far less believable would be the dollar amounts.
But like I said, it's all moving in the right direction, I think. All right. So every single day I wake up and I see news stories about California or Minnesota, usually, doing some additional form of massive fraud. It makes you wonder, you know, how many of the blue states had the same problem.
But apparently California spent $24 billion to tackle homelessness, but they didn't have any system in place to track how they were doing. So they know they spent the money, but they don't know if it made any difference because they didn't track it. Come on. You could give somebody $24 billion and then not accurately track whether it works. Oh, man. CBS is reporting on this.
Apparently, California has 171 people homeless, and that's 30% of all the homeless people in the entire US. Now, that kind of makes sense. If you live in California, you know. that your odds of surviving outdoors are much better than most places. You know, there are places that are warmer, and they would be too warm, you know, like Arizona, for example.
But the place you would most likely survive on the sidewalk would be California. And then you add on top of that all the friendly policies toward the homeless. Of course we have 30%. It's amazing that we don't have 100%. Actually, probably the only reason we don't have 100% of the homeless is that they can't get here. They haven't had to travel here. But why would anybody go anywhere else?
So that looks like a problem that's not going to get solved any time.
So I guess the state auditor of California, according to Kevin Kiley, he's a congressman from California, they issued this scathing report and they identified eight separate state agencies just in California as, quote, high risk, which means they exhibit a serious waste, fraud, and abuse or mismanagement costing taxpayers billions.
So have you ever heard the word auditor as much as you have in the last 30 days? How many of you remember that I started hitting that word like crazy? Audit, audit, audit, audit. But audits are boring. So it doesn't really catch on with the public so much. But I kept hammering audit, audit, audit. I don't know if I had any influence in causing anything.
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Chapter 3: How does Tesla's self-driving technology impact users?
Or is that too boring? I saw that Hillary Clinton waited and then Bukele, the head of El Salvador, said, sure, we'll send back your prisoners if you take all of them. Which is a pretty strong fly. You have to take all of them. If you're not happy, If you're not happy with our prison, take all of them.
Now, it still seems to me that the way to approach that prison would be to say, we want to use your prison. Every prison has some abuses. We need to be a little more careful. We're being a little less abusive. At least wave your hands at the fact that you understand there's something going on there.
You don't have to fix it, because I think every prison is basically a torture place, even in America. But you should definitely wave your hands at, hey, maybe we should be doing something about this. So yesterday, you may have noticed that Elon Musk warned us that he was feeling especially based. And then he started posting all day. And you tell me, is this based on
I guess the Atlantic said something bad they didn't like, which is no surprise. And Elon Musk posted, the Atlantic is a fake publication kept alive only by Lorene Jobs, using her dead husband and money for something he would despise. Do you think that's true?
Do you think that Steve Jobs would have despised what his widow was doing with basically being very political and very biased in the Atlantic? I think that's true. But then he goes further. Elon goes further. He goes, once again, reinforcing the point that balls deep woke white women are the doom of Western civilization. Boy, you can tell he's not married.
I don't think any married man could say that, well, if he were married to a white woman, I don't think any married man to a white woman could say that white women are the doom of Western civilization. Is that something you've heard me say? How many of you would agree that white women are the doom of Western civilization?
I think it's true because if they didn't have a vote, and I'm not suggesting that you take away their vote, I'm just working through the logic, we wouldn't have open borders. There's just a whole bunch of things that wouldn't have happened at all. So we're dying from this sort of forced empathy that's coming largely from one group of people who can't tell how to protect themselves, basically.
yeah yeah liberal white women yes you're correct well minnesota doubling down they've got new requirements for this year that the k-6 no k-12 classrooms have a mandatory ethnic studies Now, what do you think Minnesota's mandatory ethnic studies is going to be teaching their children? Mandatory ethnic studies. It's an anti-white course that is now required.
Now, they don't sell it as anti-white, but what else is it? So here are the things according to Wall Street Apes. Students will learn transgender affirmation. So that's not necessarily about the white part. How to dismantle cisgender privilege. There it is. Children are going to be taught how to dismantle cisgender privilege.
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