Episode 3053 CWSA 12/25/25
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What festive activities are discussed at the start of the episode?
Merry Christmas, everybody. Come on in. Come on in. We're going to hang out a little bit. Just in case your Christmas needed a little extra. Or in case you were hanging out by yourself. You don't have to. You can hang out with us. Let me make sure I can see your local comments. Do-do-do-do. Yes, I can. Excellent. Excellent. Come on in. We will do the special Christmas simultaneous sip. Just as soon as... Oops. Quiet. Just as soon as enough of you get in here. Yep. It's going to be epic. How many of you assumed I would be wearing a Christmas hat? All but unpredictable. The wise men have come. Send them in my house, I need some wise men. Very wise. Aw. Good morning, good morning. All right, are you ready for the simultaneous sip?
All you need is a cup or mug or a glass, tank or chalice or sign, a canteen jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now.
Could you smell the simultaneity? I could. So what do you want to do this morning? Do you want to hear about some interesting stories? Do you want to open your packages and act like the relative that came late for Christmas? I'm just sort of sitting in the corner. Maybe I'll say some things that make it seem like I'm in the room. You ready for this? I'm going to do some fake acting. Well, I guess acting is fake. I'm going to do some acting so it seems like I'm just in a room with you, okay? Oh, wow, is that yours? Did you just open that up? That's a really thoughtful gift. Who gave you that? No wonder. Yep, that's a good gift giver. And what did you give back? I'm sorry, I'll shut up. Hey, what time do we eat?
Does anybody know what time we eat? Oh, God. Oh, no. I was hoping that relative wouldn't come. Oh, who invited that one? Oh, my goodness. Oh, everything looked good until that one relative started coming up the driveway, but we'll just pretend that we don't know. Who drank all the eggnog? Yeah. Hey, people, where's all the eggnog? All right, how was that? Did that feel like I was in your living room, just bugging you when you're opening your packages? All right, well, let me give a... Special shout out today to one of our members who makes clips of my show and does a really, really good job of it. So good that President Trump yesterday reposted it on Truth. So I'm talking about Jay Plemons. If you're now following him, you should on X because he does these most excellent clips.
He's really good at figuring out what is a good clip and also, you know, adding the text and the other features to make it a really good clip. So apparently he did so well that the President of the United States said, huh, I think I'll repost that. So congratulations, Jay Plemons. That must be an excellent Christmas gift, doesn't it? That must have made you so excited. I hope you were telling all your family. But you earned it. Excellent work. Well, gosh. I'm not even sure I feel like talking about the news. I've got notes, but it might be like that boring uncle. who doesn't have any conversation skills. So they just talk about what's in the news. That would be me. But did you know, this is an old story, but I'm going to tie it into something.
Did you know that the census was error prone and those errors tended, not completely, but they tended to lean in one direction. which is to undercount conservatives and overcount Democrats. And the result is that Democrats got more seats in the House because the census said there were more people than there were. Now, here's why I brought it up. The reason that we know this is because the Census Bureau did an audit of their own process. So it's not an accusation, it's what the audit people say themselves. They say that it changed the representative sample, not a sample, but it changed who's representing who, and that it went in one direction on average. But what I caught here is the word audit. You know, I posted the other day that audit would be the word of 2025, and boy is it.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What festive activities are discussed at the start of the episode?
0:00–30:45
2
How does the census affect political representation?
30:45–47:24
3
What insights are shared about Joe Rogan's discussion on aliens?
47:24–1:13:53
4
What is Elon Musk's vision for the Encyclopedia Galactica?
1:13:53–1:18:34
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