The Scott Adams School - 09/28/26 Monday Madness With The HOME TEAM
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Why are orphan geese trained to fly alongside ultralight aircraft?
Canadian. Their They're really pretty. I'm not saying that Canadian geese aren't pretty, but they are different kinds of geese. Hmm. Yes. Backstage with the home team. Okay, we should be live. Let's see. Good morning, friends. Happy Monday.
Good morning, everyone.
Oops. Here we go. All right, you guys, we were talking about these geese. I'm just gonna I'm not gonna play all of this, but while everybody comes in, look at how uh this is like a dream. I would love this. Okay. I wanna do this so bad.
That is so cool. Oh, that's a Canadian goose, isn't it? Who knows their geese? Uh That just looks so breeing and cool.
I wonder why they don't just perch on the ultralight.
I don't know.
I'm guessing they're kind of programmed to fly in formation, but
Yeah.
Yeah, w they I don't know, he said that he does something with like orphan geese and like they know who he is.
Right.
I love it. That just looks so Ugh good to me. Oh see, since then he has dedicated his life to raising and training orphan geese. Of course, I watched this whole thing. Look how pretty those geese are, Marcella. That is a cool goose. No
Okay, I'm done, but you get it. Oh, this person brought their accordion.
That's a weird thing to bring.
They brought their accordion and some lip gloss. That is a cool goose right there. The
the grand piano wouldn't fit.
No. What would you bring on in? Yeah, Owen would bring his AI agents.
Mm-hmm.
Two months.
I'd bring my robot goose. See if I could insert it secretively and have it fly with them.
That's amazing. That's so sweet. Good morning, everybody. Um, listen, I gotta get right into a sip of coffee. It is just that kind of a day. And then uh we're gonna get into some Monday madness. Here we go.
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The only thing that could taste better than this. is, as I see in the comments. The tears of our enemies yes, they are sweeter than the coffee, but only barely.
Frothy tears especially. Um Brian still
tears.
Brian stelters nasty, salty tears. Um, where is Ivermere, Heidi? I always see you say good morning from Ivermere, but I'm like, oh, wait, where is Ivermere? I never get to ask you. Um, good morning. My name is Erica. I'm with Owen and Marcella. You have found yourself at the Scott Adams School. It's Monday. There was so much nonsense over the weekend. Owen had his after party. He was talking news, I was reading news, watching news, I am so news out. Um If someone tells me where Ivermere is, let me know, okay? Or she says it sounds Scottish, okay. We'll see. Um Yes, and the accordion comments were amazing. You guys, if you're not on locals, I highly suggest you join us over there. It is so fun. Um, it's scotadams.locals.com.
It's 19 cents a day to subscribe or $70 for the entire year. And they can put pictures in the post there. Everybody's like extra chatty with photos. It's like you really get to know each other like There's usually about two hundred and seventy people during the live show and it's nice because everybody's just got their own amazing personality and um It's just it's a good time. So come on over. Oh, it's a beautiful part of British Columbia, Canada. Thank you, Mad Mitch. Great, great to know. Locals. I'm looking at some
pictures of it. It looks beautiful. It looks like it has like mountains and lakes or rivers or something, but it it looks beautiful.
I love that. All right. Marcella, how was your weekend?
Good, good. It's too short, but back to work. Always I worked all weekend, but
What are the basics of Bitcoin and how does money work?
Back to uh court hearings and talking to People that are angry at at everything. Oh
well we'll have more of that here for you too. No, just kidding.
I'm only angry at some things, Marcella.
Sound
good.
That has got you're not a client or you're not opposing counsel.
Hopefully I never will be.
Uh-huh. Um, so we had a fun time Friday night on Scots Locals.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why are orphan geese trained to fly alongside ultralight aircraft?
0:00–5:58
2
What are the basics of Bitcoin and how does money work?
5:58–8:10
3
How does King Randall’s program teach children life skills without racial exclusions?
8:10–13:51
4
What should public schools prioritize, according to a North Carolina school board speaker?
13:51–24:26
5
How can rules about pronouns and sensory sensitivities turn a political meeting into a parody?
24:26–36:17
6
What did Obama and Chamath say about agentic AI, corporate power, and political influence?
36:17–44:48
7
What is known about the reported plot targeting the U.S. Air Force base at RAF Fairford?
44:48–52:47
8
Why did journalist Alex Phillips challenge the UK defense secretary over border security?
52:47–1:10:07
Speakers
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