Todd Woodbridge's pool mower
episodePreviously titled “Screwed over!” — renamed by the publisher on Sep 26, 2026
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What is the overall focus of this episode’s sports roundup?
This is an ABC podcast. Stand by Roy and H G. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, jet ski loons looking for a picnic to splash, and fat-tire e-bike rodeo clowns creating untold mayhem on footpaths across the nation. Our great code stands on the precipice of international sporting greatness! So, with Soul in the shorts, feeling in the feet, and joy in the jumper. It's time to bump. It's time to bump. It's time to sink the slipper. Let's pull the cord on the Evan Rood two-stroke and set off for the far horizon. It's another blast of bludging on the blind side with the master of midfield mayhem, Rampagne. Roy Slavin and the man with a fistful of bait and burly, Captain Flatted H.G. Nelson.
Oh yes, uh TF Mutt Cedric has been some A-O-A-K-A to drain. Torching the Blind Soak Blue Paper for another week. It's uh familiar sound of the Sumpster camped in the ABC Sport, ABC local radio soundproof booth, doing some of his best work. He comes into his home. We often put him out for a spell uh during the winter and just give him the run of the paddock. Comes in early in spring, which we're in now, and he's just Blossoms uh and by golly he's good up after a spell. Uh hello Australia, H.G. and also lifting the lid for another magni on another another magnificent week of concert in concussion magic. What a week, what an incredible week a week, when dare I say it, too much board is barely enough. It's uh super sad day here on ABC Sport and it's super because there's only one match on, the AFL Boot Part One.
And uh Aussies from Starts. Mr. Stumps, this will be amazing. It's the Lions, of course, in against the uh the happy team from Frio. Will we see Worfie Time arrive at the G, wouldn't that be a treat? Worfie Time. And a little bit more on that as we uh go through the uh events of the week. Uh and let me just say right from the start, it's uh another fully sick afternoon here in Prospect on ABC Local Radio, and it's got that TLT touch about it. Of a lifetime touch about it. Now last night at Suncorp aka KO aka whatever you like, uh Dolphins 20, Roosters 36, and the uh fouls, well, they were just far too good. Right from those sort of the opening moment, they intimidated the uh Dolphins. The Dolphins just couldn't get going at all, really.
Uh especially when they got the ball into the red zone, the Roosters were just far too strong inside the Their red zone and uh force them back, and of course then you get Marky Mark doing what Marky Mark does and what Marky Mark has done for the whole season. Scoring tries when there's nothing not nothing on. Now, before we get stuck in, our three-hatted sports administrator Feathers Velandes has taken off a top hat, the top hat he wore proudly as part of the Australian racing community. He feels he has not enough time to give his All reign to his three passions. Yes, he just doesn't have enough time in the week. I know how he feels. He uh bravely remains CEO of the and chairman of the rugby league, which is terrific news for everybody involved in rugby league.
He's farewelled the stable scene with the news that Winx gave birth to a healthy Philly by too darn hot on September the 22nd during the week. No name yet for the foal, but I understand uh the pressure. Prancing Pony is what the stable is calling the horse at the moment, after the uh Doctor Voss, who describes himself as the Prancing Pony. So it's a great, you know, rainbow connection between the MCG and uh, let's say Coolmore, where the foal is at the moment. But the Prancing Pony, I'd love to see that name stick too. I think it's great. Uh let's have a quick squiz then at the Festival of the Boot Action in the on the other side of the card. FLA scintillating double well, should I say scintillating double of matches last weekend?
Saw the Fremantle Doctors doing it all in the last quarter to eliminate the Swans from the 2026 race. Swans 10-11-71, Worfies 12-11-83. In the other preliminary prong, the Lions in the shadows of the final Hooter were awarded a free kick right in front of the big sticks. A brave and controversial decision.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the overall focus of this episode’s sports roundup?
0:02–17:25
2
How do Roy and HG evaluate the entertainment at the AFL Grand Final?
17:25–29:43
3
Why are Rugby League ambassadors being discussed and who are the key figures?
29:43–39:50
4
Should the ABC invest in greyhound racing tracks and what are the arguments?
39:50–50:27
5
What is Todd Woodbridge’s pool‑mower ad and why is it generating buzz?
50:27–1:02:07
6
Why is Nike facing a share‑price decline and which athletes are involved?
1:02:07–1:12:37
7
What controversies surround the JJ Gilton Shield and other rugby trophies?
1:12:37–1:23:55
8
What can listeners expect from the upcoming NRL Grand Final preview?
1:23:55–1:36:02