1152 - ‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – Food Songs, Looking At Food & What Food Would You Marry!
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What is the opening premise of the Roz & Mocha Retro Show episode?
This is the Roz and Mocha Retro Show.
We are back with another episode of the Rosamoka Retro Pod Spring Test. It is springtime, double digits, wherever, well. Not maybe for everybody. Like I feel like Ontario North is always getting hit with snow pretty much until like July or so. Um what's going on? I'm Shem. That's David Mori. That's Maria. This is where we dive into the archives of the Ros and Mocha show, and we relive some of our favorite moments and some of your favorite moments. Maury, tell us the theme for today. Well we've Well,
we've got some tasty clips because we're talking food today. We are talking food. And you know, let's go back to twenty fifteen. Okay. And I ask you this question. If you could marry a food, what would you marry?
That's so weird. Okay. Um Well, okay, I guess the obvious answer for me is like cheesecake, I guess. So I'll say cheesecake.
Yeah. Yeah,
Maury?
Um I would say I would marry popcorn. Popcorn, okay. Maria?
I would marry Mm Ms. Within Mini M Ms.
Mini M M's. Okay. I assume we talked about this back in twenty fifteen?
We hit the streets
to
find out what you had to say. Okay, let's listen.
Roz and
Mocha, Retro 2015.
If uh good morning by the way, if you're just joining us. Um we talked to the guy what's his cat's name? Uh David uh Sikorsky. No, Sikorsky.
Sikorsky.
And if you saw him on social media, he's the guy that's um uh engaged to a burrito. And when we say engaged to a burrito, what wound up happening was he was uh he got sick of seeing everybody's beautiful, glorious, happy lives on social media where he's not engaged and doesn't have a partner and everybody has their oh, this is us at the beach and this is our engagement photo. So he decided to uh do an engagement photo shoot with the thing that he loved the most, which was the burrito. Which brings us to this. Hypothetically speaking, yes. If you were to play along, if you were to do David's, if you had just had enough on social media and you were to do your own photo shoot with the thing that you love the most to show the world, yeah, this is love.
Yeah.
Which food would each host choose to marry and why?
This is what my love looks like. If you could marry any food. What would it be?
Easy.
Veal parm with spaghetti and meat sauce. Veal parm with spaghetti and meat sauce, huh? Wow. Yeah, I had that. That's gonna be a messy honeymoon.
What night did I eat that?
Friday thing. That's your number one. That's my number one. An Italian dish. Yeah. Veal Parm. No. Veal Parm with spaghetti and meat sauce. Vaughn's changed you, bro. I'm telling you. Vaughn has changed you. Listen, three years ago, you would have said Jamaican patty. Scarborough boy. Oh. No change, no change. Now you're up in Vaughn and you're saying veal parm. Just saying. No changeies. Just saying. Beefy's from
Ward. Station will be my
side piece. Okay Alright, so they have more you hit the streets to find out what food uh if you were to do this. Okay, if you could marry any food, what
food would it be and why?
Oh my god, I would marry Italian food. And I want Italian food not to make me get fat.
I would
marry
a a
falafel. Falafel is amazing, international. You would marry falafel. Yes, I would marry a falafel. What? What do you marry? Wait, I have a question. Like one little falafel bowl? What is a I don't even know? Well the falafel
is the whole thing with the pita and the tzatziki and everything.
What is a falafel anyway? It's chickpeas, right?
Is it?
Oh, that's it? Yeah. There's no meat? No, there's
no it's a whole vegetarian. No, it's vegetarian.
Nah. Nah. What are you marrying? Uh I would marry a grape. Uh I they're nutritious, they're nature's candy. And yeah, you can eat as many as you want. You don't feel guilty about it. I don't know how that really
Not that I'm not that I'm uh racist aga against grapes. Uh not that I'm grapist, but what color would you marry? The red grape or the the green grape?
Um again, not to sound uh a racist or anything. Grapist. A grapist, uh but I would go with the green grapes. But I think red grapes are great. I just I prefer the green grapes. So the marry both, a menaja grape.
What did the 2015 archive reveal about listeners’ answers to the ‘marry a food’ question?
Uh if they're down for it, I I'm down. I would definitely marry cheese first, then steaks, and then candy.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening premise of the Roz & Mocha Retro Show episode?
0:00–2:18
2
Which food would each host choose to marry and why?
2:18–4:14
3
What did the 2015 archive reveal about listeners’ answers to the ‘marry a food’ question?
4:14–7:16
4
Why does Roz get upset when people stare at his food?
7:16–9:38
5
Who is David ‘the burrito‑engaged’ and what’s his story?
9:38–13:00
6
What food‑related songs were featured and how did the hosts react?
13:00–16:09
7
Why do the hosts consider food preferences a key part of relationship compatibility?
16:09–19:24
8
How does the episode wrap up and what’s next for the Roz & Mocha Retro Show?
19:24–21:48
Speakers
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