1356 - Speeding Tickets, Whipped Cream Heists & Roz on Bumble?
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Why is Mocha being roasted for nearly $1,000 in speed‑camera tickets?
From the KISS Ninety Two Five Studios in Toronto, Canada. You This is Roz and Mocha.
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The Roz and Mocha shows. Uh between Roz and Mocha, who is your favorite? Roz Mocha! I think Mocha! You guys are so funny, man. Congratulations, Lisa!
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dollars! It's amazing! Y'all just made my entire morning. Keep it up. You guys are awesome, man. This is the Roz and Mocha Show podcast.
Sham, you've been busted. Oh no, what happened? You have been busted, sir. Police in Guelph, Ontario are investigating a heist after a refrigerated trailer containing eighty thousand dollars worth of whipped cream was stolen. According to a Guelph police service release, officers were called after a manager reported that a white uh Waba I hope I say this right, Wabash brand trailer had gone missing. Investigators believe a suspect hooked the trailer to another vehicle and drove off around four thirty AM, making off with thirty pallets of gay lee branded whipped cream. Now, did they think it was something
else or did they know it was whipped cream?
I think that they thought it was something else.
But remember, like because I I don't know any anything about this stuff. Like, remember when people were stealing butter? Yes. Right? Like dairy, like there's a thing going on with dairy where it is a hot commodity and thieves are getting in on the action. But how are you gonna move
$80,000 worth of whipped
cream? So you sell it to people who need the whipped cream.
Well who needs that much whipped cream outside of Shem?
Bakeries.
Oh I guess. Right?
Sure. Bakeries and Shem Black Market for Right. Like if you're if you if you steal, right? Like and they know there's a syndicate, right? Like if you go on the dark web, right, and you're like, Man, I just came into a whole lot of whipped cream. Where can I unload this fast? The they'll send you a list on the dark web. You can buy it, like you can buy people's information. And literally the list says bakeries and shimps. So embarrassing. Right? Like he's he's on the dark web. Uh-huh. Right? No offense. I was gonna say no and the black market? I didn't say black, I said I said dark web, not black market. That's not what I said. That's
not what I said. The Roz and Mocha Show Podcast. Podcast.
I may have found the most devastatingly punishingly difficult tongue twister.
I know we
chem sweating. I know. These are real big on this show. People love them. Um, okay, so I'm gonna send it to all of you guys to the group chat. Okay. And open it now or wait. Yeah, no, in in in in a second. I'll send it in a second. Now when I say punishing, like you can even just at first glance, you're going to realize where this is all going to go wrong for all of you. Okay. Okay. Okay. So I'm gonna read it out as I send it. The tongue twister is this: one sock cutter, he cuts socks. Two sock cutters, they cut socks. Three sock cutters, they cut socks. Easy enough.
Yeah, I can see where this
will go wrong. Yes, thank you, damn it, Maury. But you just said it
like at a decent pace. At a decent pace.
You didn't screw it up. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. Um, I apologize in advance to the audience for the excessive amount of bleeps that are inevitably about to happen. Who would like to go first? Shem? I always go first. Listen, man. That's the way it goes. Shem, again, it is one sock cutter, he cuts socks, two sock cutters, they cut socks, three sock cutters, they cut socks. Shem on the count of three. Here we go. In three, two, one, go. One saw cutter. He saw choo.
Oh that's
what you mean.
One more time, Shem. Also, Shem,
your first time and you said that, bro.
Shem in three, two, one, go. One saw cutter, he sucks. I hate this show.
One more time. One more time. Shem, one more time. You just gotta get to the first line. Yeah. Okay.
One saw cutter, he sucks. Oh God, Matt. Oh my god. What kind of minds are you? We're gonna
give Shimmy a break. Okay, we're gonna move on to David Morey.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why is Mocha being roasted for nearly $1,000 in speed‑camera tickets?
0:00–5:33
2
What really happened in the $80,000 whipped‑cream trailer heist in Guelph?
5:33–10:41
3
How did the hosts turn a tongue‑twister into a comedy showdown?
10:41–16:52
4
Can New York’s idling‑car ticket program really earn you $87.50 in three minutes?
16:52–23:53
5
How did Kayla finally locate Roz Weston Lane after the Acton road‑trip?
23:53–31:29
6
What new twists does ‘Squid Game: The Challenge’ bring to the reality‑show format?
31:29–36:33
7
If you had a million dollars to give to one cast member, who would you choose and why?
36:33–43:15
8
Why are beaver‑moon myths and noisy movie‑theater crowds still a hot topic?
43:15–47:46
Speakers
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