1554 - Prison Breaks, Petty Debates, and Brutal Rankings

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Steven says, just finished watching Shawshank Redemption. Classic. Out of the five of you, who do you think would be the most likely and capable of breaking out of a prison?
Roz Weston 1:02
Well, I'm skinny. A lot of air duct work in prisons.
Chloe 1:06
Yeah.
Roz Weston 1:06
According to the movies anyway. But capable though. And
Chloe 1:11
he had a lot of connections too.
Yeah.
Roz Weston 1:13
Like would Maury have the arm strength to dig through a wall? I don't think so. Would Maury have the arm strength to when he gets to the fence at the back to pull himself up? I don't think so. Could you crawl like
Roz 1:24
on the ground as
Dammit Maury 1:26
it
Roz 1:26
is right now? Like we see you walking in here with two coffees in your hand and your whole body's shaking.
Dammit Maury 1:30
But I think that I'm good at like negotiating my way out.

Which of the five listeners would actually survive a prison break and why?

Dammit Maury 1:33
With what? Plus, I think I could just lie in a laundry hamper and be like sent in the truck, you know,
Roz Weston 1:39
like they'd weigh it and they'd be like, oh, there's probably just one wet towel in the bottom, you know, account for the extra weight.
Dammit Maury 1:46
Okay. So
Roz Weston 1:47
I, yeah, I don't, here's the problem though, Morris.
Dammit Maury 1:50
By the way, being gay, I can just be someone's to get out. I would do anything.
Roz Weston 1:55
They're not going to
Dammit Maury 1:55
let you
Roz Weston 1:56
out. They're going to sell you for cigarettes.
Dammit Maury 2:02
I know, with this twink body. Oh.
Roz Weston 2:05
I'm going to sell you for Twix. Yes. But here's the problem, Maury, is that I think that, yes, you could physically crawl through an air duct or line the bottom of a laundry basket, but I don't think that you could come up with the plan. I think that that's where it would all fall apart. I think that you would get caught very early.
Dammit Maury 2:20
I am very good at
Roz Weston 2:20
organizing. I do it every day. No, no, no. But I think that you would, I think that you would get caught. I think that you would absolutely
Roz 2:26
get caught. You watch a lot of these prison documentaries, Ross. So I like, I'm automatically taking myself out of this equation because I don't have the smarts to figure out how to get out of prison. Like when you watch Shawshank spoiler alert, like how many years did Andy Dufresne spend picking away at the wall?
Dammit Maury 2:44
Yeah. Before he could
Roz 2:45
make that giant hole. 30
Roz Weston 2:46
years.
Roz 2:47
Right. Like in a couple of days, someone like someone will snitch on you.
Roz Weston 2:52
Yeah. You'll get caught. Yeah. So when you see there was one guy who who broke out of prison and I was watching this, the video of him. And it's crazy. So and I could never do this. So there was one area in the yard. Where there was a wall and a corridor. So there was two walls. It was almost think of like a hallway. Okay. That was about four feet wide, but only it was brick wall on either side. Yes. Right. And he did that move where he put one foot and one hand on one wall and one foot and one hand on the other wall. And he walked his way up. And he got out? And he got out. He got to the
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roof. There's no barbed wire on
Roz Weston 3:31
top? He got to the roof of the prison. And then what? And then he made his way down across another to another section of the prison, jumped down where there was like a parking, like for employees. And then he was out.
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He made he
Roz Weston 3:47
made it out. He was like on top of the building.
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He got caught. He got
Roz Weston 3:52
caught. He made it out, but he got caught. And they only saw it on the because the security cameras run on on a loop. So it's like one like three seconds, three seconds, three seconds. And they saw him in this corridor.

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