Garry and Tim - Full Show - Wednesday September 23 (23.09.26)

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What introductions and guest lineup are announced at the start of the show?

Garry (host) 0:00
Welcome, everyone. I don't know what happened there. Button's not working. Welcome. It is Wednesday, the 23rd of September. Great to have you with us on the McCafe menu. Try McCafe's new drink range. Huey McCluggage is going to join us. Well, we're loaded today. Brisbane Lions co-captain Timmy Gossage. Sausage, your mate. Watson versus Gossage this morning in the studio. That's on this morning.
Garry Lyon 0:29
I'll play
Garry (host) 0:29
along
Garry Lyon 0:29
with
Garry (host) 0:30
this. It is on this
Garry Lyon 0:31
morning. It's on like Donkey Kong.
Garry (host) 0:33
That's what it is. Morty McCoward, he came back and gave you one round the ears. He said, get me in the studio. So he's coming in. Freya on the march. Mickey Barlow, he was part of the 2013 grand final team. Andrew Russell, Wellness Wednesday. How much did that preliminary final take out of those two teams? Questions without notice as well. So great to have you with us.
Garry Lyon 0:54
Good morning to you. Good morning to everybody out there too. What a great morning it is to be here. Grand final week. How did Yucky Neil go last night? Who? Yucky Neil. I heard somebody call him Yucky Neil yesterday. That's a bit harsh. That is a bit
Garry (host) 1:06
harsh. Well,
Garry Lyon 1:07
that's what I said to the person who called him
Garry (host) 1:09
Yucky
Garry Lyon 1:09
Neil. What are you talking about? You've never spoken about football in your life.
Garry (host) 1:12
As it stands right now, he will not be playing in the AFL Grand Final on Saturday. He's got an avenue of appeal, which I'm sure... that the Brisbane Lions will take up. So it is not over. But right now, he's out.
Garry Lyon 1:28
He'll get there. You reckon? Yep, he'll get there on appeal. He'll get there on appeal. The Butcher Club, I know we're speaking to. Who are we speaking to from the Butcher Club? Pete's coming in a little bit later. He already sent me the 12 tomahawk steaks. Last week, in case that Nick Dacos didn't win the Brownlow, I've sent 11 of them back. I've kept one. I'm only going to strap one of those tomahawk steaks to my body and walk through Werribee Park Zoo
Garry (host) 1:53
with the lion's
Garry Lyon 1:54
enclosure. If Lucky Neal doesn't play this grand final this weekend, that's it. That is it.
Garry (host) 2:01
What, you're going to strap them back on?
Garry Lyon 2:04
If he doesn't, yeah. No, I've sent 11 of them back. I'm only going to...
Garry (host) 2:08
Well, you're going to do a nude run through the line park if Lachie Neal doesn't...
Garry Lyon 2:12
If he doesn't play in the grand final. That'll be the greatest injustice
Garry (host) 2:15
that's ever occurred in the history of the game. Oh, go on. Put it on the line then if you reckon he's going to get off.
Garry Lyon 2:18
I did. I just said
Garry (host) 2:19
that. So you're going to do the run. Run back through the line park with the tomahawk strapped to your back. Yes, just the one. If Lachie Neal doesn't play.

How do the hosts transition from AFL prelim‑final talk to Kylie Minogue’s performance and music discussion?

Garry (host) 2:26
Just
Garry Lyon 2:26
the one. I won't be enticing the line... Strategically
Garry (host) 2:29
placed. You only need a lamb cutler for
Garry Lyon 2:33
that. Yeah, but I've got a wispatorial about it. This really annoys me, this decision that they arrived at last night. Anyway,
Garry (host) 2:44
do you
Garry Lyon 2:45
want to talk about it now or
Garry (host) 2:46
do you want to talk about it later? No, we're rambling and we'll talk about it later. We've got a lot to talk about in the pre-show. We only ramble maybe for half an hour. We can get into it at 6.30pm.
Garry Lyon 2:56
Yeah, a lot of people are going to want to talk about
Garry (host) 2:57
that. Of course they
Garry Lyon 2:58
do. If you do, come hard at us and you can call at any time or you can send a text if you're feeling outraged about what happened last night at the tribunal. But there's so much going on at the moment. Gary said before we came on air this morning, Wisp. I never thought these words would tumble out of your
Garry (host) 3:17
mouth. Say what? Go on, then. Go on.
Garry Lyon 3:19
I
Garry (host) 3:19
haven't said anything off-air this morning. This is why you're going to roll. Go on. Go
Garry Lyon 3:24
on. It's not incriminating
Garry (host) 3:26
in any way. Go on. There's nothing I've said in the pre-show that I'd be scared about going to air.
Garry Lyon 3:31
And nor should you. This is what you said. I've got Kylie fever.
Garry (host) 3:36
Yes, I
Garry Lyon 3:36
have. What is Kylie Fever?
Garry (host) 3:39
Kylie Fever. I know you've got a Kylie t-shirt. Kylie Fever's taking over Melbourne. She's front page of the Herald Sun. Actually, I was interested to work out how they selected the two players. She's only tiny, Kylie. Right. She's tiny. How small is she? Well, I'll tell you how small she is. Hang on, I'm going
Garry Lyon 3:56
to go chat to you,
Garry (host) 3:57
PT. She's on the front page of the Herald Sun and she's got the Wizard Watson to her right

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