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Chapter 1: What sparked the discussion about Tony Modra?
Alright, it is a very good morning. 4.01 from the house that Tim Gossage built. Big show coming up, bit of a somber feeling here this morning. We'll get to the reasons as you all know why shortly. Sammy Mitchell is going to join us, Jordan Degoe, all the segments that you know and love for a Fireball Friday.
Your feedback, the agenda, and we will review Wharfie time last night as the Dockers kick inaccurately but still get it done against a pretty good Geelong outfit. Our first thoughts coming up after 7 o'clock. My co-host is the best analyst in football. He's back in Melbourne. Couldn't bother us making the trip over to Perth last night. His name is David Kinke. Good morning.
Got the midnight horror back. She's a rough one, isn't she? It's a rough flight. I was looking for you over here.
I didn't find you. I couldn't see you anywhere.
We've got a good contingent in Perth. We've got a good representation. Cracking game. What a game of footy. Good game. It just felt like a final last night. I'll tell you what. I'm going to have to ring our boys from Luxury Escapes. Why not? I think we're sending Justin Longmuir guts up to the Maldives.
It's looking that way. I caught up with him in the coach's room pre-game last night, and I resisted the urge to tell him, hey, we're sending you to the Maldives. I was very disciplined, Keeney, let me tell you. I wanted to say it, but... But I didn't. But we'll get to that after seven. Can I just share my thoughts on Modra and everyone in the whole footy community? Well, everyone really.
Just praying that he pulls through this. I spoke to Dad when I got off air last night and didn't really have any updates other than it was sounding a bit more positive, he thought, than when the first... When the first news broke, so, I don't know, just every childhood footy memory I've got is centered around Tony Modra. He was the absolute hero of mine.
And to every Crows fan, to everyone who grew up in the 90s, to everyone that has known and loved this guy post his footy career and everything he's done, we're all thinking of you this morning. So, Mods, let's pull through.
And the family. It's always hard for the family to get this sort of news, so the AFL will do this really well. They'll wrap their arms around the family and go well, mods.
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Chapter 2: What was Kane's Un-Australian moment?
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Any updates, we will provide them to you throughout the morning. But we'll continue on as we do on Fireball, as mods would want us to do. Love the good time, love the beer, and one of the best ever. So we'll push through as we always do on Fireball. Don't worry about that. We're scrambling through for Revo Fitness, no locking contracts, no hidden fees, just $9.69 per week for 24-7 access.
I got in the studio this week, Kingy, with the triple agent. Hang on, hang on a minute. I did. We've hit a bit of a snag.
What's happened?
Well, the sort of tune that we put down.
Hang on a minute. Have we got a tune? I like this already.
I just want to go back to the start because you, once again, got me in all sorts of trouble on Monday. No, no, this is unfair. You did. Can we break this story down before you do the tune? I'm going to break it down. Don't worry. In the tune. No, no, no. Before we do the tune. Okay, right. Keep going. The tune's got another separate story to it.
So you halfway through the program on Monday go with this.
I don't know whether you're aware, but the media boxes, the radio boxes at Marvel, the toilet arrangements have been changed.
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Chapter 3: What bold prediction did Tim Gossage make about the Dockers?
They're now male-female. Ah, yes. Used to be just two facilities there that anyone could sort of... I'm aware of this, yes. On the weekend, there was an incident that has reached me. Oh, what's that? Someone may have used the wrong facility in a sit-down sort of scenario. And it's caused enormous trauma...
This is the second time this year you have got me in all sorts of trouble with your clickbait headline rubbish. It was the all-Australian situation where you gave them on a silver platter a headline. So I didn't think too much of this. I said, yep, no, I apologise to Sarah who was waiting. And then I checked the newspaper. I was waiting for 10 minutes there. Then I checked the newspaper.
That afternoon, Cain Corns leaves AFLW star with toilet trauma after Marvel mishap. A stadium layout shake-up has sparked a fierce morning radio debate after Sarah Hosking sent a spicy mid-show text exposing Cain Corns' unfortunate bathroom blunder. That right there... is the biggest stretch I've ever seen from headline to story. That is going to take some almighty beating. No way. No way.
I must admit, I logged onto the Herald Sun site and I had a little proud moment. I thought, you know what? Albo's had a shocking week.
He's not even there.
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Chapter 4: What story did Tom Morris share about Toby Greene?
Pauline Hanson's destroying everyone at the moment. But who's leading the charge? Gorns is in the wrong shit house. Get your hand off me!
I couldn't believe it. I had to contact my people who had to contact the Herald Sun and Epstein and all sorts of issues went on. Then I actually saw Jackie on Tuesday. for the Legends game announcement. And I almost didn't want to face her in that moment. I was so disappointed. Anyway, I told her she's trying to get me sacked. She disagreed. She thought it was funny.
I'm thinking about flicking her an invoice. Why not? Because she doesn't really have to do too much. Just twice a week. Catches up on who's doing what.
I have three this week. Three.
Chapter 5: What commentary did BT provide during the recent game?
So the triple agent and I. This is good. put our heads together it's not that good because it's we can only play just a tiny just a tiny bit no we're not playing the lot these are not the rules yeah you've got you've made the rules i know you're four to the floor we can only play the first verse so we can we can only play this and i'm sorry if it leaves you wanting more
Friday morning and the clicks are low. Page 13 don't have much to show. Need something that will click. She knows just the thing. Cain Collins and David King.
That's it. That is it. That is it. There's more than that. Sammy? Yes, he's nodding. There's got to be more than that. That's it. I like the tune. Oh, we knew you were an ABBA fan. Oh, yeah. I actually, I've got a couple of ABBA things that we could do. I'm just not sure who's going to be the blonde and who's going to be the brunette just yet, but we'll sort that out down the track.
Chapter 6: What were the dumb things heard this week?
You know what? Can we just give us a couple of weeks off? Jackie, just give us a couple of weeks off. There's no chance. Let Kane use whatever facilities he likes. I'm nominating you. I don't know what's wrong with you sometimes. I sometimes just question some of your moves, some of your stuff. You've done the most un-Australian thing I've ever seen this week.
You could win the un-Australian of the year award, which is a hard award to win.
He's giving her a headline again. No, she's got two weeks. We've just got two weeks off.
What are you doing to me? You posted, and it reaches me, for the USA to beat us 5-0 in the soccer on the weekend. Five nil. Five nil.
There's method to my madness here.
What the hell is that? We've been waiting for years to perform well. We've come good. Two nil. Two nil out of Tommy's turkey. We're back in the game feeling good about ourselves. You know, you can get $61, 5-0 USA. Give me a spell.
No, my friends at Sportsbet asked me for a tip, and I said the bubble's going to burst. You can't do 5-0. I hope it's not.
It was the reverse.
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Chapter 7: Who is dominating the cashy scene in the AFL?
No, it was the reverse Moz. I thought if I put that out there, it's the reverse Moz. It's the most un-Australian thing I've ever heard of. We're no chance tomorrow.
We're no chance. But that might be right, right? But you can't be choosing 5-0. I'm happy with 1-0. Maybe 2-1 would be a great result. You're fighting the fighting Aussies. I'm right behind you, boys. I know. 5-0.
I am behind. I'll be up. I'll be watching. I'm right behind it. But I just don't think. Anyway, the soccer fans, give us your thoughts. Can we knock them off? I don't think we can. You've got to go from 5-0, can we knock them off? That's my tip, but I've got no idea what I'm talking about.
Zero. The soccer ball spent more time in the onion bag than getting kicked around.
Well, they won their first game 4-1.
Anyway. It's a good topic, right? That's on the podium for me this year. We haven't even hit the end of the financial year.
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Chapter 8: What are the highlights and predictions for the upcoming games?
Most un-Australian thing. Temper text, light up, please. Everyone, let us know. What is knocking Kane off the podium for the un-Australian of the year? Which is a good award.
Does that make the ball Australian? I'm already in your ball Australian team. You've had a strong week, I've got to say. I want to add Epstein to the ball of fame, though. What's she done? Well, that headline. That gets you in the ball of fame. She's a forward pocket for us, for sure. Back pocket. Very tenacious little back pocket. Caught up with Gossage during the week. He'll be here.
He will storm in this building any moment now in Perth. He was pretty up and about. He's in a good mood. I saw him last night. He's feeling it, and he's feeling it for the Dockers. I thought this was dangerous when he went with this, though.
I genuinely think, and I've been laughed at, I think they can go right through undefeated from here on in. They lose round one against Geelong. They'll beat Geelong this week. Sydney is a tough one coming up, but everything else, They're going to get the week off because of the extra round and they're going to go into that and they're going to win a final. They're going to have another week off.
Then they're going to play preliminary final. They're going to go to MCG. It's just going to be so perfectly executed. I just can't see them getting beat from here.
Dangerous. We know that Duano went there. It didn't go well. It lasted a week. It didn't go well at all. Others have gone with teams that won't win a game for the year, which never, ever goes well. No.
But is he on to something? Would it be healthy? I don't know. I think you almost need to have a little loss. Drop one. They're so far clear in top two. We'll get the real footy stuff later on. It wouldn't be a bad one for them to... To have a little slip-up. We've got a WAG update, one of the most famous WAGs of the 2026 season. Who have we got?
Well, it's great news that Jackson Pryor and Bronte on the Strengths and Weaknesses. Congratulations. Strengths and Weaknesses and Bronte got engaged. Congratulations. Isn't that terrific? Yeah. Just a little public update out there, just letting you know. Not happy with that? You're folded there. No, that's fine. Well, I don't know what you want. Random news. I'm just giving random news today.
I was like, okay, where's the punchline?
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