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Chapter 1: What are the highlights of Sam Pang's new show?
Breakfast with Gary and Tim. It's alright. Good morning, everyone.
Welcome. Wednesday, the third day of June. It is McCafe menu. Try McCafe's new drinks range. Tom Morris, school, the big cricket story. He broke the stars and the renegades emerging. He's going to join us to tell us all about that. Scotty Boland, speaking of cricket, Australian paceman. The summer of cricket pre-sale tickets are on.
Chapter 2: How does phone use affect workplace hygiene?
He's going to join us as well. They're on sale this Friday. Andrew Russell for Wellness Wednesday. Footy news everywhere. Plenty to get our teeth in. It's a joy to see the great man, the Wisp, sitting across the way from me. Hello, Wisp.
Good morning, Gary. Good morning, everyone. That's a great name for a cricketer, isn't it? Scotty Bolin, don't you think?
Scotty Bowl and, sorry, have been caught on the hop.
Oh, that's a bit of a pun to start the program early this morning.
I like it. Normally we sit in our office and the music comes on. The radio is broadcast throughout the whole building at five minutes to six, so we know that it's time to make a move. There was no such music, and I got in here as the intro was playing.
I'm flustered. I thought old, I thought Nicky Fatfingers might have yelled out and said, boys, come on, get in here, get in here. He was nice and relaxed. I think he actually saw it as an opportunity that he might have been able to get himself to air this morning.
Cool as the other side of the pillow he was. He's just sitting out there thinking about his Collingwood Football Club, wondering what's going to happen to them. What have you been up to?
What have I been up to? You're in Melbourne. It's a big day for you, wandering into Melbourne. Yes, it was a big day up in the big smoke yesterday.
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Chapter 3: What unique qualities do delivery and removalists possess?
I went and visited old mate who was in... He was much better yesterday. He was a very positive day yesterday. No, he was good. He was good. He was nice and relaxed. He was a bit agitated the week before, so yesterday he was nice and calm and mellow and... Shout out to all those people that work in aged care. Honest to goodness. True.
They do an amazing, amazing job in those homes and places around Melbourne. So if you're off to work today and you do that type of work, good on you. You're doing a great job.
And you're seeing it firsthand, which is I know you appreciate everything they're doing in what is challenging and trying circumstances for everyone. So a very good shout out.
Hey, what about our old mate Sammy Pang on the small screen or is he on the big screen?
It's a small screener, isn't it? I read a review of his new show called Ground Up, which is a comedy that's going to air at 8.30 on Sunday night about the formation of a new Tasmanian football side of which Pang has been cast as the CEO. And I quote, very much like Justin Bateman in Arrested Development. That's the review that I just read about his show.
Well, that's a sparkling review if that's the case. Sparkling review. What is this? In the watch list, I'll read out the exact line from Siobhan Duck. It says, like Jason, Pang is predictably likable. Like Jason Bateman in Arrested Development, he's the stressed out straight man at the center of the chaos.
Oh, he played that role particularly well. Perfect. Perfect. He was on with the boys last night. How come you couldn't secure him for an interview with us? He thought I was down.
He thought I was where I've got to go in a few weeks' time. Oh, right. Okay. Having an op. Yeah, but no, he's in good form and his career continues to flourish. He walked in, he just went whack, whack, whack with the Logies. Whack, whack, whack. Yep.
I'm out of there now.
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Chapter 4: What are the latest updates on James Boags brewery?
Left them wanting more.
Yep, yep. No, he's too smart. He's too smart. He plays the game particularly well. Do you reckon if they go to a second series, obviously they've already filmed the first series, do you think that we could – I would like something a bit more challenging. I wouldn't mind – I've played myself in a TV role. I wouldn't mind playing somebody else. A cameo. Yeah, but not as self.
Not as a walk-on self thing, but actually a character. Like a bit of guts, maybe a bit of meanness about them.
This is argumentative life because this is about the formation of a Tasmanian team. So he's effectively Brendan Gale. That's who Panger is in this show. I think you could be the corrupt player agent.
Yeah, I could do that. You think you could do that? See, that's something way out of my comfort zone, playing somebody like that. So I think that would be the challenge.
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Chapter 5: How do Australians feel about drinking beer at the footy?
I don't think it is wrong, if you really want to look at it.
I was thinking of that bloke.
That's litigious.
I was thinking of actually modelling myself on that bloke. So you've got the keys to a couple of big name players and you just manipulate it and for your own good, you just might secure, you might say, listen, I can send down the flying McKenzie, the best player in the competition, but I might need a Mercedes in the old car park, that sort of thing.
Or a weekend or two at the pump house down there in Tasmania.
Or Freese and eBay.
I think your role could be, because you've always wanted to be this, the recruiter out there, the recruiter.
I need something a bit meatier than that.
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of craft beer popularity on traditional breweries?
Well, is there a character out there? Maybe the Greg Swan? I could be the AFL bloke. The AFL type bloke?
Or I could be the Raider from Western Australia who also want a new team in. So they then start fighting for each other.
Mm-hmm. No, you could do that. You know what we've discovered? I've got scope.
Chapter 7: How do personal habits influence beer consumption trends?
Yeah, you've got range. Range, yeah. We've discovered that in your time on the footy show that you can play. Well, I've actually done two different soapies.
I know, yeah. I've played a head of a fashion house and I've played a detective.
No, I couldn't stretch. I could not, that person there, I could not stretch my acting capabilities to be able to do that.
Bernadette wants to know why your friend's name is Cooker.
Cooker because, Cookaburra, because he was and still is an incessant chatterer. The Cookaburra. Yeah. And even yesterday when I got there, he had, somebody's given him a little fluffy Cookaburra toy and he's been carrying that around wherever he goes as well. So that sort of sits on his little desk.
You showed him any of my videos I've sent you over the journey? No, I haven't. Why don't you?
I'll tell you why, because he's only interested in self. Yeah. If he doesn't appear in the picture or he doesn't appear in the TV or whatever it is, he's not interested.
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Chapter 8: What humorous anecdotes were shared about phone use in the toilet?
He loses interest very quickly. I might call this one Alec. You sent me something. You sent me a lot of stuff. I don't read much. I know you don't. Waste of my time. No, it's not. Because occasionally I do. And this is a difficult question. One in three Australians admit to gross workplace habit.
Think again before touching your colleague's phone, which no one really touches their colleague's phone. No. But the question is this. According to this report, one in three Australians are using their mobiles on the toilet at work. Disgusting. That is disgusting. 0433 98 11 16. Lasso of truth. When you go to the toilet, do you take your phone with you?
Can I just ask you, is there any difference between sort of having earbuds in and maybe leaving the phone outside the toilet but still within range so you can talk on the toilet with your earbuds in? Is that a pass or not?
I've never thought about it, but I think the disgusting part is having the phone anywhere near the – The germ-ridden toilet. I'm not a toilet.
I'm not a phone carrier into the toilet. I want the lasso of truth. Are you? Oh, God, no, Tim. That's disgusting. Do you know anyone that does?
Yes. I'm sure Three Piece does, because he's in there. You know how valuable his time is, and he spends a lot of time in there. No. Oh, 433-9811-16. No. Name's no pack drill. Put your name to your text, because otherwise we won't read it out. Do you? Take your toy. One in three, it says in this particular poll. Well, let's test it because I reckon there'd be, I think it's nearly one in two.
Okay, have a look at how many people are in this building right now that you can see. Four. Okay, so I don't, you don't.
No, Brooke doesn't. Fat fingers. He's nodding. He's shaking his head. He does. He reckons he doesn't, but I reckon he gets on one of those Collingwood chat forums and goes and sits down and has a read about what's going on.
That's exactly right, Gary.
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